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    Tom Brady Always Winning, Gisele Upgrade?

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    I really liked the movie UPGRADE.



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    All he does is win

    I hate guys like that

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    Easy upgrade. If u don't look at her checking acct!!

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    Upgraded to another hot headache. Hot chicks suck and they get fat in time! Trust me.


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    ^^^^
    Thats why you trade them in for a new 20 year old every few years

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    Now fat chicks think they are hot. Woke Nation.. He best watch.

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    Gold digger = instant turnoff

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    fake eyelashes and lip fillers pass

    j/k j/k bang away Tommy good job
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    very few good women out there. fukk these hoes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goat Milk View Post
    Gold digger = instant turnoff
    Yup, Tom Brady instantly put her on the pay roll to keep her happy and blowing him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goat Milk View Post
    Gold digger = instant turnoff
    She’s worth about a cool mil herself, so not too bad.

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    Better sign a prenuptial. She will wipe him out of all his cash.

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    Hot chicks that are well kept demand things. Entitlement issues. Headache. Tom is smart but he's probably gonna be a sucker. Better get his new squeeze to sign an iron clad prenump or he will be taken to the cleaners. She will be demanding marriage soon, that's how it works.

    Getting hot chicks with entitlement issues to sign prenumps is a monster challenge always though.

    This is why rich famous people always end up in divorce shortly down the road. Just look at Hollywood celebrities that marry, their marriages last a couple years on average tops.

    Only marriages that usually last in this world are couples that have God in their lives and put God first! Broke couples can make it also when money isn't a factor.
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    ITT jibbby pumps fatties

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    ITT jibbby pumps fatties
    What is wrong with fat chicks other then watching them eat all the time and you picking up the massive grocery bills?

    Don't hate Jake. Fat chicks need love too!


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    Gisele is what, 42? This chick is 26 - uh, yeah. That’s why he’s the G.O.A.T., people…..


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    lots of makeup she's artificial hot puts gisele to shame though

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    Why is it not mainstream knowledge that women after 26 drop precipitously physically? There's a reason DiCaprio "arbitrarily" chooses that age, lol. Short window. Why would a guy who is smart, wise, has resources, career, future ... invest in a stock that's plummeting? No wonder the west is imploding. If you lose God you just replace it with all sorts of other nonsense, like lies (lawyers), power plays, woke this, fake money that.

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    He must be friends with Leonardo DiCaprio

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    Has Brady gone balls deep in this yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo;[URL="tel:31141039"
    31141039[/URL]]Has Brady gone balls deep in this yet?
    Word on the street is those balls got deflated

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Has Brady gone balls deep in this yet?
    brady is pumping that puss like he pump faked the safety off of moss back in the day

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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    brady is pumping that puss like he pump faked the safety off of moss back in the day
    Polo, that's one fine piece of trim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Polo, that's one fine piece of trim.
    agreed. i would bless her with 26 seconds of fun which includes me sweating and not even getting my pants off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    What is wrong with fat chicks other then watching them eat all the time and you picking up the massive grocery bills?

    Don't hate Jake. Fat chicks need love too!


    left

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    fake eyelashes and lip fillers pass

    j/k j/k bang away Tommy good job
    Classic SBR parody.

    It’s honestly amazing how this happens every time. Even this time.

    Now it’s “oh she’s a gold digger PASS” like she’d rather slit her wrist than have you even look at her

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    Quote Originally Posted by texhooper View Post
    Classic SBR parody.

    It’s honestly amazing how this happens every time. Even this time.

    Now it’s “oh she’s a gold digger PASS” like she’d rather slit her wrist than have you even look at her
    Agree but the funny thing is that the wealthy and famous like to pretend that she is something different than a high class whore that would gladly get with any sbr poster if he/she happened to be a billionaire.

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    Gold digger or not there’s probably a 50% chance I’d give her a rim job even if a turtle head was poking out, that women is next level hawt
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    Quote Originally Posted by edawg View Post
    Agree but the funny thing is that the wealthy and famous like to pretend that she is something different than a high class whore that would gladly get with any sbr poster if he/she happened to be a billionaire.
    Yeah that’s one angle but even I would consider blowing a guy if it meant I could become a billionaire with him. So I don’t fault her that much. As Andrew dice clay once said, “if I was a chick I would fukk til I had the biggest house in bel aire. I’d use the lips that count”

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    Great job for the GOAT.
    Giant step up from the horse-faced. breastless Gisele.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 19th Hole View Post
    Great job for the GOAT.
    Giant step up from the horse-faced. breastless Gisele.
    Agree - Giselle not even close!

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    Quote Originally Posted by texhooper View Post
    Yeah that’s one angle but even I would consider blowing a guy if it meant I could become a billionaire with him. So I don’t fault her that much. As Andrew dice clay once said, “if I was a chick I would fukk til I had the biggest house in bel aire. I’d use the lips that count”
    Yeah talking about Brady lets face it he sat there like a punk when Giselle was with the martial arts instructor. We both know the one and only time that ia acceptable is if it happens to be Terry Silver.
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    Tom is lucky he married a chick that had more money then him when divorcing. Tom is a blessed man. He could have been taken to the cleaners if he married a broke hot gold digger years ago and had a bunch of kids with the groupie. Many pro athletes fall for that pretty face and put a ring on it.

    I don't think Tom will do that with this youngster if she is even still with him today. Probably just a hit and run.

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