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    Oldbill a couple of questions if I may?

    1) A/S/L?

    2) I have the feeling you are posting from your kitchen table with a beat up old tee shirt on?

    3) Have you ever dated a woman named Betsy?

    4) Do you have a plot already paid for?


    Tyia

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    1) A/S/L?

    2) I have the feeling you are posting from your kitchen table with a beat up old tee shirt on?

    3) Have you ever dated a woman named Betsy?

    4) Do you have a plot already paid for?


    Tyia
    5) Do you like stuff?

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    Remember when Ramon tagged along with Jerry cuz Jerry had stuff to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    5) Do you like stuff?
    I bet he likes turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I bet he likes turtles.
    They never leave home.

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    6) Billy, is this your ride?


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    6) Billy, is this your ride?

    Thatís a phat, dope, deaf , dumb and crazy whip.


    No cap

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    7) Bill, ass to mouth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    7) Bill, ass to mouth?
    Was that even a thing back in Billís day?

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    ^
    When was Bill's day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    ^
    When was Bill's day?
    Thatís where it gets a little fishy. His day was actually at night. 🧐

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    That’s where it gets a little fishy. His day was actually at night. 類
    Was hit fodder a mudder?

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    His mudder was a mudder.
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    Bill how many stars were on the flag when you were born???

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    Little Brown Jug, yay or nay?

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    For over 50 years, The Brown Jug has been a Chelsea institution, serving delicious pizza, calzones, wings, salads and other items at an affordable price. We also serve over 25 varieties of bottled and draft beers as well as martinis and other favorite drinks.

    Come enjoy The Brown Jugís comfortable dining room as well as our outdoor patio area where you can have lunch, dinner or drinks. We also feature a lively sports bar with a fun crowd and weekly entertainment.

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    Have you ever been arrested for Mopery?
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    Bill, when it says 2% milk, what is the other 98%?

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    over / under 4 chickens live inside the house with Bill
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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    Bill, when it says 2% milk, what is the other 98%?
    Non Milk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    over / under 4 chickens live inside the house with Bill
    Over for the limit please.

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    Bill, if itís raining out and you and your hooker are in bed, does she get wet?

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    Bill, have you ever been dared to pee on an electric fence?

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    Bill, do you still use a pager?

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    over / under 4 chickens live inside the house with Bill

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    Bill, if a tree fall in a forest and no one is there to hear it, who tells the squirrels that their house fell?

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    Where’s Billy?

    We need answers.

    Get on the computer, Billy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Where’s Billy?

    We need answers.

    Get on the computer, Billy.

    I think itís wayyyyy past his bedtime. I believe he had warm milk 🥛 around 6:30 eastern time then hit the sack.

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    Bill?



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    . sorry i am late. waiting for extra popcorn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose View Post
    😂 😂 😂

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