1. 10-26-22 05:18 PM #1
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    Katy Perry...... Eye, Eye, Kaptain......

    wtf is wrong with her eye?





    buzzcut from Beavis and Butthead would be screaming at her "what is your major malfunction?!?!?!?"

    cloned nutjob, or someone tell me what the hell is going on here...
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  2. 10-26-22 05:21 PM #2
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    Definitely some odd shit going on here.

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  3. 10-26-22 05:32 PM #3
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    I want to drink out of those cans.
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  4. 10-26-22 05:42 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    wtf is wrong with her eye?





    buzzcut from Beavis and Butthead would be screaming at her "what is your major malfunction?!?!?!?"

    cloned nutjob, or someone tell me what the hell is going on here...
    Supposedly eyelash glue. Still fn strange
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  5. 10-26-22 05:55 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I want to drink out of those cans.
    could you perform if that eye kept eerily "winking" at you?
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  6. 10-26-22 05:58 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    could you perform if that eye kept eerily "winking" at you?
    Oh yeah. I’d probably drop my load quicker. That’s freaky deaky.
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  7. 10-26-22 06:01 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Oh yeah. I’d probably drop my load quicker. That’s freaky deaky.
    what about the following morning, could you perform when you woke up and were lookin' over at this (all her make up having been fukked off during the night before's escapades)?


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  8. 10-26-22 06:03 PM #8
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    Bell's Palsy maybe brought on by the jab
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  9. 10-26-22 06:07 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxx View Post
    Bell's Palsy maybe brought on by the jab
    it's either death jab related palsy or more injections for wrinkles, like bruce jenner's lazy eyelids after that old man cut off his cahk and started to inject his eyelids trying to make his 75 year old skin look young.......
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  10. 10-26-22 06:10 PM #10
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    Robot malfunction?
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  11. 10-26-22 06:10 PM #11
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    I call bullshit thread.

    WTF Donk?

    We can all see what you're doing here. She came to Donkland, got served, and had to work off the her unimaginable debt to Donkland.

    So Donker here puts her in charge of a typical Wednesday morning cleanup and of course some things are going to stick together.

    Of course...

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  12. 10-26-22 06:13 PM #12
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  13. 10-26-22 06:53 PM #13
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    Just another trash entertainer
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  14. 10-26-22 07:01 PM #14
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    Leave her alone
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  15. 10-26-22 07:06 PM #15
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    tons of medical experts here, but doesn't look like classic bell's to this expert

    see the mountain from game of throne's face

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  16. 10-26-22 07:08 PM #16
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    with Bell's you CAN"T blink
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  17. 10-26-22 07:09 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    with Bell's you CAN"T blink
    If Donk's aim is on, it's the same result.

    Just sayin'.
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  18. 10-26-22 08:00 PM #18
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    Money destroys so many people
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  19. 10-26-22 08:19 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I want to drink out of those cans.
    She's awesome, nice girl w/ a healthy rack.

    Digg, it can happen. You're an SBR Pro. Anything is possible.
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  20. 10-26-22 08:19 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I want to drink out of those cans.
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  21. 10-26-22 08:30 PM #21
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    Shapeshifting
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  22. 10-26-22 08:59 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    tons of medical experts here, but doesn't look like classic bell's to this expert
    see the mountain from game of throne's face
    My bad. I officially retract my unofficial tongue-in-cheek diagnose.
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  23. 10-26-22 09:05 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Money destroys so many people
    No money destroyers so many more!
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  24. 10-26-22 10:39 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    what about the following morning, could you perform when you woke up and were lookin' over at this (all her make up having been fukked off during the night before's escapades)?


    For Christ sakes donk is that really her what in the actual fuk
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  25. 10-26-22 11:02 PM #25
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    Too much Jizz in her eyes from different dudes
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  26. 10-26-22 11:04 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by theboss4018 View Post
    Supposedly eyelash glue. Still fn strange
    Bullshit... If it truly was the glue, she wouldn't be touching her temple to unlock her eyes
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  27. 10-26-22 11:23 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    what about the following morning, could you perform when you woke up and were lookin' over at this (all her make up having been fukked off during the night before's escapades)?


    It’s Katy Perry, right?

    Not E.T.?

    Yeah man… balls deep one more time, for the high fives with thw boys later.

    That’s a YES, Donker.

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  28. 10-26-22 11:29 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    Bullshit... If it truly was the glue, she wouldn't be touching her temple to unlock her eyes
    Maybe

    If your shit gets stuck, Put your finger on your temple and pull back, It kinda pulls your eye back, right?

    I think so. Felt like it when I did it.

    But who knows. I’d fuk her.
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  29. 10-26-22 11:42 PM #29
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    Katie has some wonderful Jugs but how in the hell has Diggity or Donk not started a thread showcasing those Wisconsin Volleyball Skanks
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    Please say it was just a part of her act? That is weird.
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  31. 10-27-22 03:01 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by KnuckleHeadz View Post
    Katie has some wonderful Jugs but how in the hell has Diggity or Donk not started a thread showcasing those Wisconsin Volleyball Skanks
    badger beaver my favorite kind Knucklez whatever happened hope it was all recorded in high quality
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    Bad botox probably.
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  33. 10-27-22 05:10 AM #33
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    Most of these people are very unhappy after money and fame

    You become abnormal and crave attention 24 hrs a day like a drug
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    awesome movie
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    Quote Originally Posted by KnuckleHeadz View Post
    Katie has some wonderful Jugs but how in the hell has Diggity or Donk not started a thread showcasing those Wisconsin Volleyball Skanks
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