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    The Carson Wentz?

    These projections are not very flattering.


    Health Report
    Rk Player Name Team COMP ATT PCT YDS YPA TD INT Status Injury
    1 Josh Allen BUF 358 565 63.4 4279 7.6 32 14
    2 Justin Herbert LAC 409 613 66.7 4676 7.6 35 12
    3 Patrick Mahomes KC 384 572 67.1 4431 7.7 35 12
    4 Lamar Jackson BAL 304 475 64 3642 7.7 24 12
    5 Kyler Murray ARI 381 561 67.9 4116 7.3 27 12 Ques Wrist
    6 Jalen Hurts PHI 311 501 62.1 3731 7.4 25 13
    7 Tom Brady TB 418 625 66.9 4651 7.4 37 11
    8 Joe Burrow CIN 384 571 67.3 4396 7.7 33 12 Ques Appendix
    9 Trey Lance SF 289 463 62.4 3495 7.5 22 12
    10 Russell Wilson DEN 348 534 65.2 4083 7.6 31 11
    11 Aaron Rodgers GB 369 554 66.6 4161 7.5 33 6
    12 Dak Prescott DAL 361 543 66.5 4115 7.6 32 12
    13 Matthew Stafford LAR 390 600 65 4517 7.5 34 13 Ques Elbow
    14 Kirk Cousins MIN 369 566 65.2 4318 7.6 33 11
    15 Derek Carr LV 400 595 67.2 4498 7.6 31 12
    16 Justin Fields CHI 302 496 60.9 3563 7.2 21 13
    17 Tua Tagovailoa MIA 367 553 66.4 4109 7.4 28 13
    18 Deshaun Watson CLE 287 431 66.6 3496 8.1 25 8 Reserve-Sus Suspension
    19 Jameis Winston NO 327 531 61.6 3933 7.4 28 15 Ques Knee - ACL + MCL
    20 Mac Jones NE 375 548 68.4 4073 7.4 27 13
    21 Trevor Lawrence JAX 342 559 61.2 3949 7.1 22 14
    22 Daniel Jones NYG 336 525 64 3706 7.1 24 15
    23 Zach Wilson NYJ 328 531 61.8 3618 6.8 22 15
    24 Matt Ryan IND 352 543 64.8 3974 7.3 26 12
    25 Ryan Tannehill TEN 294 458 64.2 3526 7.7 24 11
    26 Jared Goff DET 355 549 64.7 3850 7 24 13
    27 Baker Mayfield CAR 334 525 63.6 3729 7.1 23 12
    28 Marcus Mariota ATL 297 476 62.4 3295 6.9 18 12
    29 Davis Mills HOU 332 524 63.4 3750 7.2 24 15
    30 Carson Wentz WAS 304 495 61.4 3505 7.1 24 15
    31 Mitch Trubisky PIT 277 437 63.4 3149 7.2 20 13
    32 Drew Lock SEA 198 331 59.8 2362 7.1 13 9
    33 Jimmy Garoppolo SF 150 227 66.1 1711 7.5 11 6
    34 Jacoby Brissett CLE 99 158 62.7 1074 6.8 7 4
    35 Geno Smith SEA 104 171 60.8 1203 7 6 4
    36 Desmond Ridder ATL 65 108 60.2 724 6.7 4 3
    37 Kenny Pickett PIT 85 141 60.3 942 6.7 6 4
    38 Malik Willis TEN 55 89 61.8 633 7.1 4 2
    39 Taysom Hill NO 12 19 63.2 120 6.3 2 1 Ques Ribs
    40 Sam Darnold CAR 54 86 62.8 594 6.9 3 2
    41 Gardner Minshew PHI 54 81 66.7 589 7.3 4 2
    42 Tyrod Taylor NYG 41 69 59.4 462 6.7 3 2
    43 Tyler Huntley BAL 35 56 62.5 358 6.4 2 1
    44 Taylor Heinicke WAS 45 73 61.6 499 6.8 3 2
    45 Andy Dalton NO 61 95 64.2 613 6.5 3 2
    46 Teddy Bridgewater MIA 48 73 65.8 512 7 3 2
    47 Matt Corral CAR 30 48 62.5 325 6.8 2 2
    48 Case Keenum BUF 35 55 63.6 352 6.4 2 1
    49 Kyle Allen HOU 31 52 59.6 353 6.8 2 1
    50 Chad Henne KC 29 44 65.9 315 7.2 2 1
    51 Trevor Siemian CHI 31 51 60.8 330 6.5 2 1
    52 Jordan Love GB 34 53 64.2 373 7 2 2
    53 Chase Daniel LAC 27 44 61.4 303 6.9 2 1
    54 Sam Howell WAS 28 44 63.6 291 6.6 2 1
    55 Nick Mullens LV 26 41 63.4 291 7.1 2 1
    56 Brian Hoyer NE 29 42 69 280 6.7 2 1
    57 Cam Newton FA 17 29 58.6 197 6.8 1 1
    58 John Wolford LAR 24 38 63.2 270 7.1 2 1
    59 Sam Ehlinger IND 23 37 62.2 244 6.6 1 1
    60 Mason Rudolph PIT 22 37 59.5 247 6.7 1 1
    61 Cooper Rush DAL 22 34 64.7 235 6.9 1 1
    62 Colt McCoy ARI 21 33 63.6 232 7 1 1
    63 Josh Johnson DEN 19 31 61.3 203 6.5 1 1
    64 C.J. Beathard JAX 20 34 58.8 219 6.4 1 1
    65 Blaine Gabbert TB 20 32 62.5 221 6.9 1 1
    66 Joe Flacco NYJ 21 34 61.8 233 6.9 1 1
    67 Brandon Allen CIN 19 30 63.3 217 7.2 1 1
    68 Kellen Mond MIN 15 25 60 169 6.8 1 1
    69 Sean Mannion MIN 16 25 64 171 6.8 1 1
    70 Carson Strong PHI 9 15 60 108 7.2 1 0
    71 Bailey Zappe NE 6 10 60 66 6.6 0 0

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    Not even trying to be a dick or be funny but I’d take Trubisky or Garopolo over Wentz any day.

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    Garoppolo, okay but Trubisky? Seriously?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkHorseplayer View Post
    Garoppolo, okay but Trubisky? Seriously?
    Trubisky has played with nothing but dog shit. No doubt in my mind if Colts roll into Duvall County last year with Trubisky at the helm they make the playoffs. Would of barely won but Wentz single handedly lost that game with his reckless abandonment. Fukkin 16 pt road faves and couldn’t even win and it was all Wentz. You think the Colts are going to regret getting rid of Wentz? Bro the Skins are going to regret not giving Heineke the keys to the car. Wentz a fukking reckless bum who doesn’t believe in living to play another down.

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    The Colts wouldn't have rolled into Duvall County with a playoff berth on the line if Trubisky was the QB all year; they probably would've been 6-10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    Not even trying to be a dick or be funny but I’d take Trubisky or Garopolo over Wentz any day.
    ngl i hope trubisky gets the starting gig in pitt. then we can give him a TRUE assessment. those years in chicago dont count lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    Trubisky has played with nothing but dog shit. No doubt in my mind if Colts roll into Duvall County last year with Trubisky at the helm they make the playoffs. Would of barely won but Wentz single handedly lost that game with his reckless abandonment. Fukkin 16 pt road faves and couldn’t even win and it was all Wentz. You think the Colts are going to regret getting rid of Wentz? Bro the Skins are going to regret not giving Heineke the keys to the car. Wentz a fukking reckless bum who doesn’t believe in living to play another down.
    The Falcons are probably the only team that had an offensive lie shittier than my G-Men,
    Matty has a real o line for a change, he's got a nice wide out in Pitman, and the elite RB in the game.
    JT's a beast, and Hines is the perfect compliment,
    Campbell had a hammy problem but should be OK.
    Ryan doesn't have throw bombs to Pitman all day, not with those pass catching backs he's got now.
    You think Matty's happy to be out of Atlanta?
    He's been running for his life the past couple of years, he's had shit in the backfield, and since Julio bolted, he's had nothing to throw to either, his other shit for brains receiver got busted for betting lunch money on the games, and Gage isn't even a WR2, no less a WE1.
    Now look, Gage and Julio back together again, only with TB12;

    Look for a real nice season out of Ryan, watch those INT numbers disappear with protection, and at his age can still work the short passing game like a surgeon with those two stud receiving backs,

    I'll give Marcus Mariota the MVP if the gets though game ten in Atlanta without getting concussed.
    Those Falcons are a mess,

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    They'll win their division, that's about it

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    They are chalk they better win

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    They are chalk they better win
    I’m talking the entire AFC. Not just the AFC south.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    The Falcons are probably the only team that had an offensive lie shittier than my G-Men,
    Matty has a real o line for a change, he's got a nice wide out in Pitman, and the elite RB in the game.
    JT's a beast, and Hines is the perfect compliment,
    Campbell had a hammy problem but should be OK.
    Ryan doesn't have throw bombs to Pitman all day, not with those pass catching backs he's got now.
    You think Matty's happy to be out of Atlanta?
    He's been running for his life the past couple of years, he's had shit in the backfield, and since Julio bolted, he's had nothing to throw to either, his other shit for brains receiver got busted for betting lunch money on the games, and Gage isn't even a WR2, no less a WE1.
    Now look, Gage and Julio back together again, only with TB12;

    Look for a real nice season out of Ryan, watch those INT numbers disappear with protection, and at his age can still work the short passing game like a surgeon with those two stud receiving backs,

    I'll give Marcus Mariota the MVP if the gets though game ten in Atlanta without getting concussed.
    Those Falcons are a mess,
    He’s changing the culture up there. Word out of camp is he has been demanding perfection from his receivers and teammates and not in a dickhead way either. His teammates are surprised how he works and are respectful of that. Frank Reich said he is very surprised how accurate he is. Now granted they aren’t going to come out and say “Oh man this guy f**** sucks” but you never heard that kind of buzz when Rivers or Wentz showed up.

    Like Nahser says look at what he has been dealing with last couple years. That Falcons team he lead to the SB was less talented than this Colts team even if Ryan has lost a little velocity on his fastball. The guy outplayed Tom Brady on the biggest stage. Not cuz he’s better but because he has BALLS and is a true professional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    He’s changing the culture up there. Word out of camp is he has been demanding perfection from his receivers and teammates and not in a dickhead way either. His teammates are surprised how he works and are respectful of that. Frank Reich said he is very surprised how accurate he is. Now granted they aren’t going to come out and say “Oh man this guy f**** sucks” but you never heard that kind of buzz when Rivers or Wentz showed up.

    Like Nahser says look at what he has been dealing with last couple years. That Falcons team he lead to the SB was less talented than this Colts team even if Ryan has lost a little velocity on his fastball. The guy outplayed Tom Brady on the biggest stage. Not cuz he’s better but because he has BALLS and is a true professional.
    And people like to shit on him for that SB loss, but forget Matty carried that team on his back all the way to the ultimate game,.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    And people like to shit on him for that SB loss, but forget Matty carried that team on his back all the way to the ultimate game,.
    Exactly. It was the play calling. Shanahan in particular.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    Exactly. It was the play calling. Shanahan in particular.
    Shanahan honestly is a fantastic coach too, but that play calling there at the end, holy llama shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by texhooper View Post
    Shanahan honestly is a fantastic coach too, but that play calling there at the end, holy llama shit
    He’s a great play designer. Not a good game manager in the big sports though. Jimmy G got the blame for the SB loss and last years playoff loss but Shanahan is the one who doesn’t believe in using clock and keeps trying to land a knockout blow instead of trust his defense. Especially in both SB’s he fukked up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texhooper View Post
    Shanahan honestly is a fantastic coach too, but that play calling there at the end, holy llama shit
    My opinion, and mine alone.

    I think Shanny was a tad overwhelmed with the magnitude of those final minutes.
    He's on the cusp of knocking out the Kings of the universe, the master Belichick, with a gazillion people watching world wide, and totally got lost in the moments.

    Just my opinion like I said.

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    I think you guys are both on point. Those big moments are tough but it separates the legends from the rest

    When I praise him, what I mainly mean is give him any NFL roster and he’ll figure out how to get results from it. There’s a zillion bums who have coached in the NFL who just don’t do that. But like y’all are saying he has to understand what he’s working with and be smarter in big situations
    Last edited by texhooper; 08-10-22 at 01:46 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    That right motherfukkers. I’m not worried about the Bills and their one receiver and inability to prevent a score with 13 sec left. Not worried about the Chiefs, Mahomes balls still haven’t dropped and he thinks he can get away with street ball since he won the SB and makes retarded throws. Not confident the Bengals can stay healthy. Chargers coach a fukking loser refuses to kick a fg or punt and thinks he’s using analytics. Raiders a little scary but that franchise has been cursed for a couple decades now. Broncos QB is confused about what race he is and that defense can’t compare to the Big D*** Colts. Pats have coaching but not the weapons. Dolphins a couple years away. It’s Matt Ryan’s time. He’s an absolute CLASS ACT. A family man. A hard worker. Organized. Focused. Prepared. Guys probably never even had a speeding ticket. Straight shooter. Bring on those little Bills, we will run Taylor up their ass for 5 TDs again. Bring on those little stinky Chiefs, Mahomes annoying ass wife and brother. Nobody’s winning anything in the company of those two f***** clowns. We are a little worried about the Raiders but odds are one of their players will get arrested before the big game
    I realize the Baz man is done at SBR but this prediction ain't looking good?

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    Reich looks to be the first head coach fired in the Afc

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    Raiders a little scary but that franchise has been cursed for a couple decades now. We are a little worried about the Raiders but odds are one of their players will get arrested before the big game
    Quote Originally Posted by 209 Life View Post
    Raiders going deep run this year. Who's covering Adams/Renfrow/Waller each those guys have had 1K seasons in past. Derek Carr will spread the ball around not lock-on to Adams.
    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    They are the only team in the AFC I am worried about. That new culture with McDaniels (As a former Patriot assistant he is a default Colts killer) that running game and obviously Carr and Adams.

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    ummmmmmmm didn't jags feed em a dougnut already 24-0 yup and tied game eliminates them from the sb no team that ate a bagel in season ever got to play in SB NO team with TIED game ever won a sb last year bagle eater BUCS lost in PO's

    Maimi almost always gets bagel fed to to them

    the only team with a tied game to play in SB was the 49ers and s/u lost as a 4.5 chalk stopped at 5 yrd line by Ravens

    oo wait found one way back in 1966 CHEIFS got in with tied game and got buried by packers as far back as the 80's when we started the 16 game format i found bagel eaters 0 sb's

    so if Colts even get to to THE SB i will give you $1000 cash but when they dont get there you gotta pay me $100

    Deal ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 209 Life View Post
    Raiders going deep run this year. Who's covering Adams/Renfrow/Waller each those guys have had 1K seasons in past. Derek Carr will spread the ball around not lock-on to Adams.
    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    They are the only team in the AFC I am worried about. That new culture with McDaniels (As a former Patriot assistant he is a default Colts killer) that running game and obviously Carr and Adams.
    A+ thread.

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    THATS who it was

    Classic thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    Hey dip shit Raiders are still in contention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 209 Life View Post
    Hey dip shit Raiders are still in contention.
    They'll be officially eliminated shortly. Less than a 5% chance of making playoffs, dipshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    They'll be officially eliminated shortly. Less than a 5% chance of making playoffs, dipshit.
    It isn't over until it's over dip shit.

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    I will bump the thread for you, dipshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    I will bump the thread for you, dipshit.
    Take your percentages and stick em up your AIDS infested ass

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    Raiders Colts comon who else you pic to win the conferences or even get to the SB i'll take all your wagers and have a happy new year with $1000's $$$ in my pocket

    no wonder Vegas gets wealthier every year

    afc teams in contention for playoffs CINCY Patriots Miami Bills Chiefs

    NFC teams Eagles Cowboys 49ers Vikings Seattle get your wagers down Lions packers too

    comon a 9-8 team can get in nfc south div winner who knows but most likely will be 8-9 s/u or 7 - 10

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    Quote Originally Posted by 209 Life View Post
    Take your percentages and stick em up my AIDS infested ass
    I did not know you had AIDS but not surprising.

    Oakland Raiders and Oakland A's shared more than just a stadium.

    Few people know what Oakland A's actually stood for.

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    Few people know what Oakland A's actually stood for.

    Oakland Athletics duh!

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    congrats to the Raiders on a 6-11 season.

    Wonder where Carr goes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    congrats to the Raiders on a 6-11 season.

    Wonder where Carr goes.
    lmao dopes pick losers 0-3 start and fed a huge24-0 bagle as a chalk at saints

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    They are the only team in the AFC I am worried about. That new culture with McDaniels (As a former Patriot assistant he is a default Colts killer) that running game and obviously Carr and Adams.
    Hilarious. Not too bright this one.

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