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    My Go To For All English Soccer is My Friend Lazard

    He works at the local bakery and I was introduced to him by a customer who has been using his plays to make money. Lazard last year was winning 70% of his English Soccer Plays.

    I will go see him in morning for salami and hopefully come away with something i can share with you guys for tomorrow

    Stay alert we are going to make big money

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    Try stand up brother

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    Seaweed,

    I am looking for some good soccer premium plays.

    thanks for sharing this information.

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    Can’t wait

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    Let us know how the sausage is
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    First bet from Lazard:

    NewCastle-150 ML

    $150 to win $100

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    Lol

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    does lazard bet if he is hitting 70 percent?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    does lazard bet if he is hitting 70 percent?
    He bets because he plays pro football for Packers. I believe you can bet on other sports as long as it is not on NFL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    He works at the local bakery and I was introduced to him by a customer who has been using his plays to make money. Lazard last year was winning 70% of his English Soccer Plays.

    I will go see him in morning for salami and hopefully come away with something i can share with you guys for tomorrow

    Stay alert we are going to make big money
    How was lazard salami?
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuangX View Post
    How was lazard salami?
    It was good a bit too hot for me

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    Are these just leans or real plays to bet?

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    Lazard 1-0

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    pologq gave Seaweed 10 SBR Point(s) for this post.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    He bets because he plays pro football for Packers. I believe you can bet on other sports as long as it is not on NFL.
    aaron rogers gives him the plays also after seeing clearer with psychadelics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    First bet from Lazard:

    NewCastle-150 ML

    $150 to win $100
    thank you. i tailed but got it at -170.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    aaron rogers gives him the plays also after seeing clearer with psychadelics
    Good thing they gave him that huge contract...

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    These threads usually go great in the beginning and then turn into an epic dumpster fire towards the end with seaweed ultimately left to find a new cobbler or haberdasher to get his bets from.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    These threads usually go great in the beginning and then turn into an epic dumpster fire towards the end with seaweed ultimately left to find a new cobbler or haberdasher to get his bets from.
    Good time to start fading is the next play ...

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    So he bets a few weeks back $5,000 on a MLB total (Blue Jays?) and he loses so today he gets a great pick from a 70% capper and he bets only to win $100.

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    This guy

    A wiener every time

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    Are Lazard and Gus drinking buddies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnyvegas13 View Post
    Good thing they gave him that huge contract...
    nothing can go wrong with his experimentation to jeopardize that

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    Good stuff Weeder!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    thank you. i tailed but got it at -170.
    Why give away Juice?

    Nice hit, Weed.

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    I went to the bakery this morning to have an egg and bacon sandwich in a shot of espresso and after talking to Lazard for a while he was telling me how we must all put our money on Watford/West Brom over 2.5 today

    $100 +130

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I went to the bakery this morning to have an egg and bacon sandwich in a shot of espresso and after talking to Lazard for a while he was telling me how we must all put our money on Watford/West Brom over 2.5 today

    $100 +130
    Great story

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    An egg and bacon sandwich in a shot of espresso?

    That’s some next level shit right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Why give away Juice?

    Nice hit, Weed.
    not by choice. just was the line i happened to get in a rush bet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I went to the bakery this morning to have an egg and bacon sandwich in a shot of espresso and after talking to Lazard for a while he was telling me how we must all put our money on Watford/West Brom over 2.5 today

    $100 +130
    betting it all seaweed. using all my accounts. this is what i need to build my nfl bankroll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    These threads usually go great in the beginning and then turn into an epic dumpster fire towards the end with seaweed ultimately left to find a new cobbler or haberdasher to get his bets from.
    I always enjoy the different fake people he makes up. Although Seaweed has taken sausage and salami from just about everyone around the block in the passed year.

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    Seaweed loves the Salami.

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    did you have it on a bagel or roll?

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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    I always enjoy the different fake people he makes up. Although Seaweed has taken sausage and salami from just about everyone around the block in the passed year.
    BottomDad Vegas trip story was epic.

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    1-1 halftime

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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    1-1 halftime
    That fuk-boy missed a Penalty.

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