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    HAPPY BOY
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    60 HOT Maseuse..REALLY?? wtf

    QUESTION: I get legit massages..out of the 20 women who adminster my massages mybe 2 are HOT..how the phuc does this guy find so many HOT massuese??? think bout that !1 shit sounds FISHY boys...

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    Sounds like it would be extremely difficult for a professional athlete, maybe top one in Texas, to find an attractive masseuse lol

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    I never thought of this but good point. I have guys sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY View Post
    QUESTION: I get legit massages..out of the 20 women who adminster my massages mybe 2 are HOT..how the phuc does this guy find so many HOT massuese??? think bout that !1 shit sounds FISHY boys...
    What? Most masseuse male and female are attractive. Most are really into healthy eating, lifestyle, keeps their bodies in great shape. I've had hundreds, maybe over a thousand massages and I'd say at least 80% were attractive, male and female.

    But some of these women were straight up IG, pay me cash chicks. Some were into porn (I could link the pics but won't). Many were disguising themselves as licensed massage therapist. Watson paid one spa owner $5,000 and she supplied the women, who were also paid big money. That sounds like a whorehouse to me. The one lady who said she cried has a promo video for her services with her doing an exotic, sexy dance on top of a guy, half naked. WTF is up with that?

    Nothing to see here but gold diggers.

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    Do you really think this girl would be traumatized by a guy waving a dick in front of her?? Professional masseuse?? Yeah right.

    These are some clean pics. I won't post onlyfans and others. These women got paid up front, gave their services and now want more money. Nothing worse than a greedy hooker looking for money after the act.








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    He's innocent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mac4Lyfe View Post
    What? Most masseuse male and female are attractive. Most are really into healthy eating, lifestyle, keeps their bodies in great shape. I've had hundreds, maybe over a thousand massages and I'd say at least 80% were attractive, male and female.

    But some of these women were straight up IG, pay me cash chicks. Some were into porn (I could link the pics but won't). Many were disguising themselves as licensed massage therapist. Watson paid one spa owner $5,000 and she supplied the women, who were also paid big money. That sounds like a whorehouse to me. The one lady who said she cried has a promo video for her services with her doing an exotic, sexy dance on top of a guy, half naked. WTF is up with that?

    Nothing to see here but gold diggers.
    I have to disagree. I scout out the massage women all the time.... 75% of them wouldn't even give you an erection. I'm not talking Auto Donk's Asian Express either lol I'm talking real massage therapists.... that... if you became a consistent client with them... they'll do MORE for you when the time is right. The secret is always tipping big... and get them on your good side. Once you achieve this... and you're a decent looking dude... you'll get some extra favors.

    From experience...

    1. I know this hot blonde... big ... she claims she's "certified massage therapist" come to find out she never was. I could easily tell by the massage. The massage was so bad.... her hands on me didn't even turn me on. It's like... what are we doing here? Are you going to make the move?? Or am I going to make the move? And the session was just odd. Never saw her again after that... but her life is one big train wreck.

    2. Met this one girl that refused to massage my chest. lol I'm like WTF? She was so "textbook" into her routine that she was taught... she said she never massages a guys chest. I X'ed her out immediately.

    3. I have come across a few massage therapists who only massage pro athletes etc... ran across them on FB. They aren't spectacular looking. They aren't the 10/10 looking girl... that you'd see out of a movie. I think them saying they only massage pro athletes makes them feel special or something??

    4. Been to a few massage therapists homes in which their boyfriend/husband was in the house while I was there. Makes no difference to me. I think the woman gets a thrill out of it... massaging you with her man around. I go along with it... what do I care? lol You can tell how someone massages you... if their getting into it too.

    5. Every massage therapist is insecure and has a screw loose. They don't make the money you believe they make. All of them struggle financially. Get them on your good side... you're in. With all the tips that you warm them up with... and the time comes when it gets... "sexual"... they quickly say to themselves... do I want to lose this guy who tips me well? The answer is No. You're IN like Flynn.

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    Stay away it’s illegal

    Massage yourself

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    I heard there was also six guys that have filed suit also.

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    Confusing discussions happening here. TMS laying out how he has sexual encounters with massage people, MAC is saying that it is a scheme happening, and OP says no way these gals look good enough for him to find 60 of them in a city. I should probably educate myself on the story first but I'm assuming he did bad shit with all the girls? Like why is it a story if its a consensual sitation?

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    Okay well the deadspin article is just a hit piece. I would say at the core was the act consensual? If yes then he shouldn't be punished. So if Im looking back in time and Im older, I wouldn't have impeached Clinton. We rewarded someone for entrapment. That will cause ripples in the justice system. I went on a tangent there my bad.

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    Get a Russian Olga to give you a deep massage.

    Last edited by JIBBBY; 06-15-22 at 10:16 PM.

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    Jibby you wil'e gambler. That's a heck of run on these streak plays.

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    DeShaun Watson waiting for his masseuse


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    what kind of massage is he getting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMetsSuck View Post
    Sounds like it would be extremely difficult for a professional athlete, maybe top one in Texas, to find an attractive masseuse lol
    one...no problem...but 60 that have legal issues and are legit...not saying it can't be true..but shit...im lucky i can get two decent looking ones..again not talking a Jerk Shack Rub and Tug Im saying legit!!

    Now I will say that the few hot ones I've had turned the sh*t outta me....when I got off the table I had so much pre come it looked like I dipped my carrot in a jar of honey....man did I want a happy ending.
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    Happy Boy you live on the edge

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    I had no idea OP was talking about Watson? lol I thought it was just a thread about the do's and don'ts of getting a massage? lol my bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by floki View Post

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    Most of cases a lie

    Crazy he has to fight them all

    He should of settled 90% at 100k

    They agreed and he is a dope

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    Sources: Deshaun Watson ruling expected Monday as QB reportedly settles with 3 more accusers












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    Bad fit, Browns will go nowhere.

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    When does this end?

    What is delay ?

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    6 games

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    browns first 6 games: Carolina (road), Jets, Steelers, Atlanta (road), Chargers, Patriots
    They go 2-4 ?

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    3-3 or 4-2

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    could go 3-3

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