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    MinnesotaFats
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    Puljos leaves wife after brain surgery lol

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/people.com/sports/st-louis-cardinals-albert-pujols-announces-divorce-after-wife-deidre-undergoes-brain-surgery/%3famp=true

    That takes BALLS

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    She said, "If I had half a brain, I'd leave you". Looks like he beat her to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    She said, "If I had half a brain, I'd leave you". Looks like he beat her to it.
    So inappropriate yet ever so funny.


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    JFC lol

    Brutal crowd in here!

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    It’s not your concern

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    Class act.

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    Fatty's theme song

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    Like Minny, he pitches and catches…
    Looks like he is giving up the pitching

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    minny would you stick around

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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    minny would you stick around
    Well, look...obviously he could have discussed an "open marriage" or got her an in house nurse or something.

    Don't need to kick her to the side & dare a 20 yr old lol

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    Let's keep an eye on this guy , will he make it past the all-star break ???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    Let's keep an eye on this guy , will he make it past the all-star break ???
    Probably mash 40 hrs now w his new found freedom!

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    Fatty loan me 5k. I have verifiable income

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    She is laughing all the way to the bank

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    Poo hole

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    Doesn't make any sense, you mean to tell me that a superstar professional athlete married a woman for her brains? Said no one ever

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    Classy

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadymcgrady View Post
    Doesn't make any sense, you mean to tell me that a superstar professional athlete married a woman for her brains? Said no one ever
    Two dummies in a marriage isn't good

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    She will get approx 50 million

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    Stand up guy! Way to keep those marriage vows.

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    The single guys at SBR are giving advice on when is the right time to get a divorce. You can't make this shit up. Only here!

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    Doesn’t take a brain surgeon to know he’s probably got some quality poon lined up somewhere and using this to make an exit

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    Fats - can you at least post a link that works???

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/albert-pu...154654189.html

    Looks like they both put on some pounds...




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    and it's never a good time to:

    Get a divorce.
    Get married.
    Have a baby.
    Start a family.
    Get a new job.
    Start a new workout.
    Stop eating fats and sweets.
    Stop smoking.
    Stop betting huge fave MLs.

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    Divorce = leading cause of poverty in USA.

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    If it flies, it floats, or fuks, you should only rent it
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    Quote Originally Posted by trobin31 View Post
    If it flies, it floats, or fuks, you should only rent it
    Words to live by.
    (you failed to mention drives)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Divorce = leading cause of poverty in USA.
    Include single mothers and fatherless kids.

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    It sucks but I bet he wanted to be done before. She will be just fine. I just hope his new woman is not his daughter's age.

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    0 5 start. Yuck

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    She will get paid. Not the end of the world for her if she survived the brain surgery.

    Celebrities and pro athletes always get divorced. To be expected.

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    Strange how this went down , that’s for sure

    ya never know with shit like this …. human beings afterall

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    They got married when he was 20. They lasted 22 years. I'd say it was a successful marriage. Now he can enjoy retirement next year doing guy things instead of doing wife things.

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    They have 5 kids, don’t know their ages but could splinter the way the children view their dad now

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