[texhooper]

I never win these so I don’t do them very often, I think I posted about the last one I did a couple months ago.

The reason I’m telling you guys is because I almost posted and told you to take Kansas +2.5 as that was a fade of the last leg because I always lose the last leg (I had Baylor -2.5). But I didn’t make that post, and saved you guys the loser, so I’m just offering you guys the opportunity to thank me.

In case you’re wondering, it was Hull City +172, Man City -382, PSG -657, Wisconsin +125, Baylor -2.5 (-110). Spanned the day and made life worthwhile for once.

In case you’re wondering why the hell I had Hull City in there, I’ll give you a little inside baseball. One time on a football Saturday several months ago, the Bear’s best bet of the day was Peterborough against some team who was a league down from them, and he made a compelling case and I mean Christ it’s NOT a CFB play as your best bet of the day on a football Saturday? I mean you must really dig this play right so I tailed and they lost and ever since then every single time I see a Peterborough score I swear to god they lose. So today when I was looking for an early play I saw Peterborough and said “fuck Peterborough” and tossed Hull City in like within a minute before the game started. And Hull City won 3-0 I mean of course they did because it’s all about fukk Peterborough

Anyway none of this matters, but fukk it I’m pressing post regardless

[jjgold]

Tremendous work

[Machba]

[Smokey McPot]

Nice job, you had to be sweating out that City game until Foden scored late.

[TheMoneyShot]

Nice work!

[texhooper]

Nice job, you had to be sweating out that City game until Foden scored late.

Yes I was. I was thinking “well, whatever, I got lucky with Hull City, this was too good to be true, on to the next.”

Then PSG goes down 0-1 early hahaha I was like “oh well these always lose…” hahaha

And now I just won another dime in Portland State when they went to overtime.

None of this matters to you guys because it’s all past posting and I don’t know why I’m doing this but goddamn what a day!!!!!

[texhooper]

Nice work!

Man it’s about time. I’ve had a rather rough go of it for about two years now honestly, like if I’m being completely honest. 2019 was my best year ever, then 2020 was whatever and 2021 was terrible. This was a heritage free eighth deposit too so I was just reckless about it, honestly have been legitimately considering quitting because the ride can get old after awhile. But I needed this. What a day

[pilebuck13]

Good job hit a 8 teamer last week lol it was nuts

[texhooper]

Good job hit a 8 teamer last week lol it was nuts

That’s fukking incredible. What a feeling. What kinda odds were in there? Was it closer to -110 all around?

[texhooper]

Tremendous work

Thanks coach baldy.

[sunshine11]

Congrats!!!!

[texhooper]

Congrats!!!!

Thank you! I’ve hit bigger sums a few times with straight bets but this is the biggest parlay score I’ve had by far.

[sunshine11]

I'm also in a happy mood. Posting if Kings win. Up 4-1

[stevenash]

I never win these so I don’t do them very often, I think I posted about the last one I did a couple months ago.

The reason I’m telling you guys is because I almost posted and told you to take Kansas +2.5 as that was a fade of the last leg because I always lose the last leg (I had Baylor -2.5). But I didn’t make that post, and saved you guys the loser, so I’m just offering you guys the opportunity to thank me.

In case you’re wondering, it was Hull City +172, Man City -382, PSG -657, Wisconsin +125, Baylor -2.5 (-110). Spanned the day and made life worthwhile for once.

In case you’re wondering why the hell I had Hull City in there, I’ll give you a little inside baseball. One time on a football Saturday several months ago, the Bear’s best bet of the day was Peterborough against some team who was a league down from them, and he made a compelling case and I mean Christ it’s NOT a CFB play as your best bet of the day on a football Saturday? I mean you must really dig this play right so I tailed and they lost and ever since then every single time I see a Peterborough score I swear to god they lose. So today when I was looking for an early play I saw Peterborough and said “penetrate Peterborough” and tossed Hull City in like within a minute before the game started. And Hull City won 3-0 I mean of course they did because it’s all about fukk Peterborough

Anyway none of this matters, but fukk it I’m pressing post regardless

[pilebuck13]

That’s fukking incredible. What a feeling. What kinda odds were in there? Was it closer to -110 all around?

+2576
There were some larger favorites in there
It was originally a 9 teamer but St. Louis pushed on a -11 spread that was at -105 that had the odds at +5030 had they covered and cold part about it was ST joes bombed a 3 with a second left down 14 to make it a push…..lol

[gauchojake]

Well done sir.

[pilebuck13]

Good hit tho they are rare to hit I rarely rarely ever play them I usually just throw a hundo or 20 if I get a decent payout at the book…. Every blue moon but yah enjoy

[texhooper]

+2576
There were some larger favorites in there
It was originally a 9 teamer but St. Louis pushed on a -11 spread that was at -105 that had the odds at +5030 had they covered and cold part about it was ST joes bombed a 3 with a second left down 14 to make it a push…..lol

If there’s any way to feel sick about that then that’s it. But man that’s great.

[texhooper]

Well done sir.

Always an honor Jake

[texhooper]

Good hit tho they are rare to hit I rarely rarely ever play them I usually just throw a hundo or 20 if I get a decent payout at the book…. Every blue moon but yah enjoy

The wild thing too Piler is Hull City +172 by far the longest odds was by far the easiest! 1-0 at half, won 3-0. Then Man City finally scores sometime in the 80s to win 1-0, PSG starts off in a 0-1 hole, Wisconsin blows a 9 point halftime lead, and Baylor goes down 10 early and struggles to separate until there’s about 2 minutes left in the game! Final not indicative of the game flow at all there.

Ultimately just glad to get out with the win and reset the bankroll and hopefully grind out some more success

[pilebuck13]

The wild thing too Piler is Hull City +172 by far the longest odds was by far the easiest! 1-0 at half, won 3-0. Then Man City finally scores sometime in the 80s to win 1-0, PSG starts off in a 0-1 hole, Wisconsin blows a 9 point halftime lead, and Baylor goes down 10 early and struggles to separate until there’s about 2 minutes left in the game! Final not indicative of the game flow at all there.

Ultimately just glad to get out with the win and reset the bankroll and hopefully grind out some more success

Yes nice pad on roll to hit parlay….
Yah shit I was sweating today went 2-3 in bets but I had by far the most money on Alabama -11 and they almost shit the house second half them out of nowhere just went fukin off and easily covered shits wild

[texhooper]

Yes nice pad on roll to hit parlay….
Yah shit I was sweating today went 2-3 in bets but I had by far the most money on Alabama -11 and they almost shit the house second half them out of nowhere just went fukin off and easily covered shits wild

Very nice I don’t think I even knew that game was going on hahaha but that’s awesome. Bama’s been weird to peg this year so glad they showed up for you

[209 Life]

What a fukkin rookie. Act like you've been there before Texas weenie boy. "look at me I hit a 5 teamer" jesus christ what a attention seeking b!tch.

[sunshine11]

Lol

[cecil127]

Blah, blah blah…post up the play before the games tip off or you’re just redboarding….and all these congratulatory replies

dont encourage this behavior for crypes sake

[stevenash]

^
Come on, you, me, Tex, we've all been here over ten years.
When has Tex ever tried to 'get over'

Cut him a break, he's one of few here you can take his word for it.
The guy hit a nice ticket, he wanted to share, don't piss on the guy's good luck.

There's always a time and place to jump ugly, I do it, we all do it, but this isn't one of those times.

[cecil127]

Not a “trying to get over on me” vibe so much as a “we’ll why tf didn’t you spout off about it prior to gametime”

[stevenash]

Not a “trying to get over on me” vibe so much as a “we’ll why tf didn’t you spout off about it prior to gametime”

I know what you're saying and trying to say.
I make similar posts like yours when a noob does it.
I'm OK with occasional posts from seasoned vets like Tex.

Much respect fella.
Enjoy your Sunday.

[jjgold]

Love when guys win

Need to make scores to stay in game

[TheMetsSuck]

Hit an 11 teamer last night 30 to win 2500. Vegas+1.5 was the last leg and I had to dodge a few empty net bullets at the end. McKinnon nearly put it in with 2 seconds left. Parlays are addictive. Enjoy it

[stevenash]

Two team money line parlays is my max.
Once you get past three there are too many variables that can screw your ticket up.

Props who do well with those multi-teamers.
I stopped doing them, I just got frustrated when I went four for five too often, decided I'm better off flatting those five games, win three you show a modest profit.

[pilebuck13]

Not a “trying to get over on me” vibe so much as a “we’ll why tf didn’t you spout off about it prior to gametime”

I think most of us on here well I know me and many others don’t really ever bet parlays so it’s kinda a for fun lotto ticket type thing so idk not a play I would be posting prior…

[Fred The Hammer]

Let him enjoy it. My God? Life is short and this is supposed to be a fun diversion

Congrats man!

[Fred The Hammer]

Made $1100 combined on MGM from OBJ first TD (Arizona playoff) and Aker first catch in the SB and I posted them everywhere. I never play big crazy payout parlays so that was exciting as hell for me

May 2005 I won $12,500 on Bodog with NLH tournaments. Thought I was the next Phil Hellmuth for a second. Try to have fun with this shit

[texhooper]

I’m sorry for my transgressions of passing around gambling stories on a gambling forum