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    JJGOLD: "i love begin a bookie"

    JJGOLD: i fucxed a girl last night"

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    Nicky Santoro: "I swear to GOD boys, picking winners is what counts, NOT beating the closing number. Picking winners -220, Beating closing number +1500."

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    Cougar Bait: "...and then I took her milk money and wiped my dick off on her Spongebob doll."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbyfk View Post
    JJGOLD: "i love begin a bookie"

    JJGOLD: i fucxed a girl last night"
    Bobbyfk: I feel that allowing a distance of 1 foot minimum between myself and the camera adds to the overall quality of my videos

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    sammy: "i love the underdogs"

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    good one deluxe

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    DUUUDEEE 13th inning that couger bait one is freakin classic.

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    Pecos Bill: "My friends are truly my cherished angels, lifting me up day by day."

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    Hoopster42: "I never answered her text messages ever again. Fuk her."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsoprano View Post
    Ced's Shadow: "I hate all you ****ing pieces of shit!"
    We all have our days T, I just hope not to discharge that bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by StraitShooter View Post
    " Hi, my name is ttaylor and I and my ghost spend 16 hours a day @ SBR panhandling for points...some of you may also know me as whatsgood, Tomato, Extra innings, diggittydaggittydoo and seven gambling family members, mike, stacy, dotty, frankie, tommy, gretchen and gertrude"

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    great thread diamond...this was a great idea. so funny.

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    You guys are hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeluxeLiner View Post
    great thread diamond...this was a great idea. so funny.
    I agree

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrStale View Post
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    Thanks guys.

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    BROCK LANDERS (I DONT NEED THE WWW.HAIRCLUBFORMEN.COM I HAVE A FULL HEAD OF HAIR) F-CK BEANTOWNJIM

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    Katy: "im in love with JJ"

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    batemanPatrick- Lets all be friends.

    JJGold- So I had this broard in my bed and .......

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    Quote Originally Posted by diamond View Post
    Katy: "im in love with JJ"
    GOOD ONE!
    Last edited by Bullseye; 03-22-10 at 07:46 PM.

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    This is a great thread!

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    Zboiz: I am considering a run for governor or Louisiana

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    "I will be happy to pay back the 300 points I stole from you."

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    broke: won a ton of money on yesterdays rubberband play !

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