1. 12-24-21 07:29 AM #1
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    Does Anyone Get XMAS Gifts??

    I scorned too many so nothing but a kick in the ass

    Tell me what it feels like??
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  2. 12-24-21 07:40 AM #2
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    Only kids should get xmas gifts. Most adults if they want something, they can just go out and buy it themselves whatever they feel like it.
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  3. 12-24-21 08:05 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I scorned too many so nothing but a kick in the ass

    Tell me what it feels like??
    I have a swinging gift for ya right here Coach.

    Kidding of course.

    Happy Holiday's you goof.

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  4. 12-24-21 08:52 AM #4
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    it feels like a warm toupée on a cold, bald head.
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  5. 12-24-21 08:53 AM #5
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    I get Christmas presents. Usually food and clothes. It's rude to turn them down but I could care less if I get them or not.
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  6. 12-24-21 09:02 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demonata View Post
    I get Christmas presents. Usually food and clothes. It's rude to turn them down but I could care less if I get them or not.
    Do what I do brotha', Goodwill 'em man.

    The needy appreciates it.
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  7. 12-24-21 09:26 AM #7
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    Get gifts????? No.
    Give gifts.... Yes! Until I'm broke.

    It only goes one way Mr. Corbin.
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  8. 12-24-21 09:29 AM #8
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  9. 12-24-21 09:37 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Do what I do brotha', Goodwill 'em man.

    The needy appreciates it.
    Can't goodwill the food haha. I prefer to eat it
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  10. 12-24-21 09:41 AM #10
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    I get cash for Xmas gifts. My friends know I'm a gambler so they love to bankroll my passion.
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  11. 12-24-21 09:42 AM #11
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    I would love a hairpiece for Christmas
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  12. 12-24-21 09:43 AM #12
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  13. 12-24-21 09:46 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I would love a hairpiece for Christmas
    You look better bald. Don't try to fix what works for you.
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  14. 12-24-21 09:51 AM #14
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    I give thanks and praises up to JESUS CHRIST for his birthday. That's what this holiday is all about. Everyone else gets nothing and can kiss my arse!

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  15. 12-24-21 09:57 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    I give thanks and praises up to JESUS CHRIST for his birthday. That's what this holiday is all about. Everyone else gets nothing and can kiss my arse!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQtFtyrZ-IA
    Nothing wrong with that. I do that as well but I also give tons of presidents. Spent around $1000 just on gifts for people. If 49ers would have won I would have bought more presidents for people today
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  16. 12-24-21 10:00 AM #16
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    Young hottie I hang with when in NY sent me a bottle of cologne. I sent her some Victorias Secret satin pjs and matching slippers.
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  17. 12-24-21 10:08 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I would love a hairpiece for Christmas
    Vitamin 'V' too.
    Rumor has it you're hung like a white field mouse Coach.



    Kidding of course, you do rock that Kojak look I'll give you that.
    All that's missing is the lollipop.

    Who love's Ya baby, you're beautiful?







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  18. 12-24-21 10:24 AM #18
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    I buy my harem massage gift cards
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  19. 12-24-21 11:10 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    I buy my harem massage gift cards
    Got these as well Fatty!

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  20. 12-24-21 11:32 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    I give thanks and praises up to JESUS CHRIST for his birthday. That's what this holiday is all about. Everyone else gets nothing and can kiss my arse!



    Good one Jibby


    merry Christmas bud!
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  21. 12-24-21 11:32 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Got these as well Fatty!


    Text me
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  22. 12-24-21 11:37 AM #22
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    sometimes i tie a ribbon around a whisky bottle
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  23. 12-24-21 11:38 AM #23
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    Get something for your kid JJ
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  24. 12-24-21 12:25 PM #24
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    Of course mate most of us are big kids on Christmas it's like when you go to Disney World.
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  25. 12-24-21 12:27 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Vitamin 'V' too.
    Rumor has it you're hung like a white field mouse Coach.



    Kidding of course, you do rock that Kojak look I'll give you that.
    All that's missing is the lollipop.

    Who love's Ya baby, you're beautiful?







    He always reminded me a bit of Joe Pescis character in Home Alone.


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  26. 12-24-21 12:45 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tanko View Post
    Get gifts????? No.
    Give gifts.... Yes! Until I'm broke.

    It only goes one way Mr. Corbin.
    You must be the one in the family that has all the money lol.
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  27. 12-24-21 12:46 PM #27
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    I was given a pair of slippers & a dildo.
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  28. 12-24-21 01:43 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Got these as well Fatty!

    Damn....hmu I'm in Cape Coral here. I'll buy ya a bourbon and we'll smoke and talk shit about other posters.
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  29. 12-24-21 01:44 PM #29
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    I love dicks buying their girls expensive stuff to get laid 3x next year
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  30. 12-24-21 01:46 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    I was given a pair of slippers & a dildo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tanko View Post
    I guess if I don’t like the slippers, I can literally go fukk myself.
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  32. 12-24-21 02:20 PM #32
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    I get the gift of giving shit. So over the years I thought it was more of a burden to give stuff to others but now that I figured out that I can use it as a weapon, I look at giving stuff as a gift.

    For instance, 2 years ago my son was acting like a petulant asshole while my daughter just gave birth to my 1st granddaughter. She got his allotment of gold chunks that I buy every year for the 3 kids, and now the grand kid. He was shocked that I totally just gave his share to his sister. Of course they have to wait until I die to actually get it which gives them an incentive to give me a see ya later party one day when the amounts get large enough which I have no doubt my life will end up on an Discover ID show with Lester Holt.
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  33. 12-24-21 02:21 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by pimike View Post
    Good one Jibby


    merry Christmas bud!
    Back at ya Mikey!!
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  34. 12-24-21 02:30 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slurry Pumper View Post
    I get the gift of giving shit. So over the years I thought it was more of a burden to give stuff to others but now that I figured out that I can use it as a weapon, I look at giving stuff as a gift.

    For instance, 2 years ago my son was acting like a petulant asshole while my daughter just gave birth to my 1st granddaughter. She got his allotment of gold chunks that I buy every year for the 3 kids, and now the grand kid. He was shocked that I totally just gave his share to his sister. Of course they have to wait until I die to actually get it which gives them an incentive to give me a see ya later party one day when the amounts get large enough which I have no doubt my life will end up on an Discover ID show with Lester Holt.

    Seriously good luck with that !
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  35. 12-24-21 02:40 PM #35
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    Lol
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