1. #1
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10

    When Nothing Goes Right Betting What Do You Do?

    Win Bama

    Clocked Knicks, Houston, Iowa, Portland and a few live plays

  2. #2
    BiTeMe UsAdOj
    Profundity
    BiTeMe UsAdOj's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-18-11
    Posts: 7,556
    Betpoints: 716

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    When Nothing Goes Right Betting What Do You Do?
    Endeavor to persevere, keep right at it. Rebuild your bankroll by:

    1) picking up a few extra gloryhole shifts and temporarily suspending your BOGO deal

    2) pocketing a quick 1k from confused Walmart clerk using the "Brock Landers technique"

    3) raid another sock drawer

    GL with your bets today, jj


  3. #3
    stevenash
    stevenash's Avatar Moderator
    Join Date: 01-17-11
    Posts: 62,369
    Betpoints: 32811

    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Endeavor to persevere, keep right at it. Rebuild your bankroll by:

    1) picking up a few extra gloryhole shifts and temporarily suspending your BOGO deal

    2) pocketing a quick 1k from confused Walmart clerk using the "Brock Landers technique"

    3) raid another sock drawer

    GL with your bets today, jj
    4) Call "Buzzy" and get an eight.

  4. #4
    BiTeMe UsAdOj
    Profundity
    BiTeMe UsAdOj's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-18-11
    Posts: 7,556
    Betpoints: 716

    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    4) Call "Buzzy" and get an eight.

  5. #5
    Slurry Pumper
    Slurry Pumper's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-18-18
    Posts: 2,686
    Betpoints: 8707

    1st, go to the nearest Adult Book store and work the glory hole for about 4 hours, then:

    2nd, I make a pick then immediately go the other way. I call it Col Klinking. Check Hogan's Heroes episode #40 (Season 2-8),"A Klink,a Bomb and a Short Fuse"

  6. #6
    BiTeMe UsAdOj
    Profundity
    BiTeMe UsAdOj's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-18-11
    Posts: 7,556
    Betpoints: 716

    Quote Originally Posted by Slurry Pumper View Post
    1st, go to the nearest Adult Book store and work the glory hole for about 4 hours, then:

    2nd, I make a pick then immediately go the other way. I call it Col Klinking. Check Hogan's Heroes episode #40 (Season 2-8),"A Klink,a Bomb and a Short Fuse"

  7. #7
    Seaweed
    Update your status
    Seaweed's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-19-12
    Posts: 26,287
    Betpoints: 6952

    Have sexual inter course

  8. #8
    Demonata
    Demonata's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-12-11
    Posts: 25,799
    Betpoints: 5318

    I sell some of my stuff.

  9. #9
    BiTeMe UsAdOj
    Profundity
    BiTeMe UsAdOj's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-18-11
    Posts: 7,556
    Betpoints: 716

    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Have sexual inter course
    He will... well, it'll be with a tube sock but in jj's world, that counts.

  10. #10
    pavyracer
    MOLON LABE
    pavyracer's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 04-12-07
    Posts: 82,188
    Betpoints: 316

    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    He will... well, it'll be with a tube sock but in jj's world, that counts.
    Bomb squad rushes to hospital after WWII-era shell found in man’s rectum

    https://nypost.com/2021/12/05/bomb-s...n-mans-rectum/


  11. #11
    stevenash
    stevenash's Avatar Moderator
    Join Date: 01-17-11
    Posts: 62,369
    Betpoints: 32811

    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Bomb squad rushes to hospital after WWII-era shell found in man’s rectum



    Nomination(s):
    This post was nominated 1 time . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: pavyracer

  12. #12
    mama whoiscrying
    mama whoiscrying's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-25-21
    Posts: 897
    Betpoints: 66

    Tell your bookie how good your girl is in the rack and ask him for a steep discount. Then tell girl its the quickest way to get her a new pair of shoes and you'll take her shopping.

  13. #13
    semibluff
    Thanks for all the fish.
    semibluff's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-12-16
    Posts: 1,475
    Betpoints: 18827

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Win Bama

    Clocked Knicks, Houston, Iowa, Portland and a few live plays
    You stop what you're doing and take a break from it.

  14. #14
    BiTeMe UsAdOj
    Profundity
    BiTeMe UsAdOj's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-18-11
    Posts: 7,556
    Betpoints: 716

    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Bomb squad rushes to hospital after WWII-era shell found in man’s rectum

    https://nypost.com/2021/12/05/bomb-s...n-mans-rectum/

    From article: "Sources told The Sun that the man said he had “slipped and fell” on the 2.2-inch shell, typically fired from WWII anti-tank artillery guns."

    Uh, suuuuure he did. Sounds about as believable as the time flyin illini posted that he "slipped and fell" on jj's 2.5"er @ the Power Exchange in San Francisco.

  15. #15
    stevenash
    stevenash's Avatar Moderator
    Join Date: 01-17-11
    Posts: 62,369
    Betpoints: 32811

    Quote Originally Posted by mama whoiscrying View Post
    Tell your bookie how good your girl is in the rack and ask him for a steep discount. Then tell girl its the quickest way to get her a new pair of shoes and you'll take her shopping.
    I got a better one.
    You, me, a pair of gloves and I knock you senseless for three rounds you annoying half of hump 'ya.

    Just for shits and giggles.

  16. #16
    BiTeMe UsAdOj
    Profundity
    BiTeMe UsAdOj's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-18-11
    Posts: 7,556
    Betpoints: 716

    Quote Originally Posted by mama whoiscrying View Post
    Tell your bookie how good your girl is in the rack and ask him for a steep discount. Then tell girl its the quickest way to get her a new pair of shoes and you'll take her shopping.
    lol... jj doesn't have a girl, what you smokin'? Unless you consider tube socks as women. Besides, jj uses flame bookies... which means he's probably been purposely losing cuz he loves paying off.

  17. #17
    stevenash
    stevenash's Avatar Moderator
    Join Date: 01-17-11
    Posts: 62,369
    Betpoints: 32811

    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    lol... jj doesn't have a girl, what you smokin'? Unless you consider tube socks as women. Besides, jj uses flame bookies... which means he's probably been purposely losing cuz he loves paying off.
    I'm trying to find out who the ghost is.

  18. #18
    BiTeMe UsAdOj
    Profundity
    BiTeMe UsAdOj's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-18-11
    Posts: 7,556
    Betpoints: 716

    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    I'm trying to find out who the ghost is.
    Might be Rudy... cuz even he got tired of making multi-accounts of the Rudy variant after Shari nabbed RudyRuder69.

  19. #19
    stevenash
    stevenash's Avatar Moderator
    Join Date: 01-17-11
    Posts: 62,369
    Betpoints: 32811

    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Might be Rudy... cuz even he got tired of making multi-accounts of the Rudy variant after Shari nabbed RudyRuder69.
    Yeah, that was my first guess.

  20. #20
    BiTeMe UsAdOj
    Profundity
    BiTeMe UsAdOj's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-18-11
    Posts: 7,556
    Betpoints: 716

    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Yeah, that was my first guess.
    If mama starts begging for a job or threatening to sue Opti & Roy Bacon... well, we'll have our confirmation.

  21. #21
    gauchojake
    Have Some Asthma
    gauchojake's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-17-10
    Posts: 33,696
    Betpoints: 12989

    Bet both sides
    Take a break
    Or like seaweed said fukk a slump buster

  22. #22
    mama whoiscrying
    mama whoiscrying's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-25-21
    Posts: 897
    Betpoints: 66

    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    I got a better one.
    You, me, a pair of gloves and I knock you senseless for three rounds you annoying half of hump 'ya.

    Just for shits and giggles.
    Are you a women beater? Does it make you feel tough? With that being said, I'll give you a shot at the title if you really want it?

  23. #23
    mama whoiscrying
    mama whoiscrying's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-25-21
    Posts: 897
    Betpoints: 66

    I am tough

  24. #24
    stevenash
    stevenash's Avatar Moderator
    Join Date: 01-17-11
    Posts: 62,369
    Betpoints: 32811

    Quote Originally Posted by mama whoiscrying View Post
    Are you a women beater? Does it make you feel tough? With that being said, I'll give you a shot at the title if you really want it?
    Pipe down Casper, stay in your lane.
    And have a lucky day.

    See ya in the funny pages.

  25. #25
    BiTeMe UsAdOj
    Profundity
    BiTeMe UsAdOj's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-18-11
    Posts: 7,556
    Betpoints: 716

    Quote Originally Posted by mama whoiscrying View Post
    I am tough
    You're bout as tough as Richard Simmons when he's on his menstrual cycle... calm down, pal.


  26. #26
    texhooper
    texhooper's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 01-05-09
    Posts: 9,858
    Betpoints: 7589

    Sounds like a good time to take a break and finally make that call to your best friend and see if he wants to get married

  27. #27
    JIBBBY
    JIBBBY's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 12-10-09
    Posts: 82,936
    Betpoints: 11570

    Pull the trigger. ..



  28. #28
    BiTeMe UsAdOj
    Profundity
    BiTeMe UsAdOj's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-18-11
    Posts: 7,556
    Betpoints: 716

    Quote Originally Posted by texhooper View Post
    Sounds like a good time to take a break and finally make that call to your best friend and see if he wants to get married
    I would actually bet real $ that ttwarrior wouldn't turn a jj proposal down. #NTTAWWT

  29. #29
    JIBBBY
    JIBBBY's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 12-10-09
    Posts: 82,936
    Betpoints: 11570

    If nothing goes right when gambling for you then you are just not that good at it. You lack capping skills, discipline and should probably give it up and find a new hobby or you will go broke, become depressed and end up in debt and GA.

    There you have it. Next...

Top