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    Did the Cards Sign Pujols??

    Or is this fake news on Twitter? Would be awesome if they did so he can retire there....

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    Pooholes a Dodger!!!

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    Fade

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    Dodgers needed someone to clog up the lineup and bases in the unlikely scenario he actually gets on base

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    Dodgers are dumb if they think he's worth a roster spot. A slow right-handed pinch hitter, at best.

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    not sure what the dodgers are looking for with him

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    He was dirt cheap...LOL

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    Did I hear right?

    Dodgers paying around $400k and Angels paying the remaining $29.6 Million?


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Did I hear right?

    Dodgers paying around $400k and Angels paying the remaining $29.6 Million?

    Yup

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    Doesn't matter if it's $0. Is he worth a spot on the 25-man? Whose spot is he taking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by d2bets View Post
    Doesn't matter if it's $0. Is he worth a spot on the 25-man? Whose spot is he taking?
    Most likely no spot. Just gonna keep him for the season then ship him to the Cards so he can retire there while my Angels pay 40m

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Most likely no spot. Just gonna keep him for the season then ship him to the Cards so he can retire there while my Angels pay 40m
    Keep him where? Not on the roster?

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    Quote Originally Posted by d2bets View Post
    Keep him where? Not on the roster?
    I don't fukin know man...I am not in the Dodgers front office....

    The entire thing is a shit show though....makes sense it would be a shit show tho, when it is a poohole

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    But it’s a low-risk move for the Dodgers, who will pay him the prorated minimum salary,

    Cheap but the once great always become bums with the huge long term contracts.
    LAA front office should all be fired for signing him in the first place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Huntertz View Post
    But it’s a low-risk move for the Dodgers, who will pay him the prorated minimum salary,

    Cheap but the once great always become bums with the huge long term contracts.
    LAA front office should all be fired for signing him in the first place.
    Think that'll happen with Mike Trout?

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    I hope

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    Pujols contract served it's purpose. The Angels were able to secure their $3 billion TV deal with Fox after showing they were willing to sign big stars.

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    I’m in the third row directly behind there dugout and haven’t seen that fat fawk..

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    Quote Originally Posted by KnuckleHeadz View Post
    I’m in the third row directly behind there dugout and haven’t seen that fat fawk..
    LOL...Why would you see him??? He just got picked up a few hours ago...Come on man!!

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    Shoot him up with steroids and let him play

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    Quote Originally Posted by d2bets View Post
    Think that'll happen with Mike Trout?
    IMHO: They got Tout in his youth Pooholes middle aged.
    One deal you have to make the other questionable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by d2bets View Post
    Dodgers are dumb if they think he's worth a roster spot. A slow right-handed pinch hitter, at best.
    They aren't as dumb as the cubs

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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    They aren't as dumb as the cubs
    I see what you did there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    LOL...Why would you see him??? He just got picked up a few hours ago...Come on man!!
    Sarcasm brotha...
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    Someone called Pujols slow
    has to be a better word than just slow
    My man makes Yadi Molina look like Usain Bolt

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