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    ThaWoj
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    Looolllllll

    This can't be real life. Stealing toothbrush covers and crystal light...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enikk View Post
    Too funny all you guys idolizing this criminal. Do you guys read? You do know 10k of his bet and the 15k remaining is money he stole for his gambling fix and that he "decided" he didn't want to work any longer so quit his job and is collecting unemployment fraudulently? My God this Country is fvcked.
    Some of us called him out bro

    He’s a POS
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    Cleaned

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    Quote Originally Posted by unlearn View Post
    Cleaned
    Cleansed.

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    He's not the hero we wanted he was the hero we needed
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    Dang Karma got him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Baylor has to play perfect to win this
    Like they are???

    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by pimike View Post
    Like they are???

    Lol
    Mike did you bet this game ? I laid off been in bad form lately.

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    How long till this guys taking showers in front of Unde?

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    baylor has no chance of losing. doug is done unfortunately. im like 0 for my last 10 on 300-500 wagers and i bet 500 on the blues tonight who got smoked 6-1 by vegas. had 300 on white sox last night, got walked off. had 685 on cardinals yesterday afternoon got smoked 12-1 by reds. bet 350 on blues fri night lost 3-2 to avs, bet 300 on blues sat night lost 2-1 to avs with 40 seconds left.

    was gonna put my last 565 i have in my checking account on baylor +165, but tried to do the "right thing" and not go broke....so like i said, baylor is not losing this game

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    may this thread forever RIP

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    Remember NO ONE BEATS THE BOOK

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    A Fools errand

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaWoj View Post
    baylor has no chance of losing. doug is done unfortunately. im like 0 for my last 10 on 300-500 wagers and i bet 500 on the blues tonight who got smoked 6-1 by vegas. had 300 on white sox last night, got walked off. had 685 on cardinals yesterday afternoon got smoked 12-1 by reds. bet 350 on blues fri night lost 3-2 to avs, bet 300 on blues sat night lost 2-1 to avs with 40 seconds left.

    was gonna put my last 565 i have in my checking account on baylor +165, but tried to do the "right thing" and not go broke....so like i said, baylor is not losing this game
    We’ve all been there buddy, prosper through this tough stretch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KnuckleHeadz View Post
    How long till this guys taking showers in front of Unde?

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    The end result is always zero the best thing doug can do is never gamble again and save his life

    He seems like a good kid

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    Eat a dick Doug you piece of shet,

    the only atm u should be guarding is your ass to mouth punk
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    Quit while you are behind Doug

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    He's not the hero we wanted he was the hero we needed
    THIS !!!!

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    Fukk you thief piece of shit


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    Quote Originally Posted by TommieGunshot View Post
    I am loving this. Let me see how well I am following, skimming through some of Doug's old posts:

    -Working a night security job, making night security money.
    -Bets a few hundred, sometimes even a few thousand on his bets. Like every gambler, the money all comes and goes.
    -Has about $50 to $60k and thinks about putting most of it on Nets to win the East.
    -Ends up seeing a lot of that cash go away.
    -Bets $9k to win $63 on a Zags / Nets parlay. That $9k is most of what he has left.
    -Bets the same parlay a few more times, with a total payout of $100k if it hits.

    Some other stuff I'm seeing:
    -Applying for unemployment, so no more nightshift
    -Something about ripping off an ex-girlfriend for $25k?

    Is this generally accurate? Anywhere I'm going off track? What else is worth adding? Again, I love everything about this story. Win or lose, I am fascinated about where it goes.
    Jail and/or suicide.

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    Did he win?

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    There goes his dream of getting his teeth fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by unlearn View Post
    There goes his dream of getting his teeth fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by unlearn View Post
    There goes his dream of getting his teeth fixed

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    Dougie I heard Amazon is hiring

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    I wonder if saw the score yet.

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    I didn’t know he stole money.

    But quitting a job after 20 + year and trying to get unemployment was criminal.

    What away to piss away a job for life.


    Need to pray for him in all honesty.

    I hope he gets his life in order.

    That chick taught him how to forget his morals.

    Sad

    Somebody please make sure he is ok.

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    Don't beat a guy when he is down. Has got to be brutal. Couldnt imagine losing this much money

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    His gf is already packing her things and returning his...

    Can never let your girl know about a bet of this magnitude. If you lose you get nagged, dumped, or mb forced to goto GA. If you had won she would’ve expected gifts and red carpet treatment. Lose lose.

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    I mean come on. Who amongst us hasn’t stole 25k from an ex

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMetsSuck View Post
    His gf is already packing her things and returning his...

    Can never let your girl know about a bet of this magnitude. If you lose you get nagged, dumped, or mb forced to goto GA. If you had won she would’ve expected gifts and red carpet treatment. Lose lose.
    Amen

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    I mean come on. Who amongst us hasn’t stole 25k from an ex
    Not me.

    Only thing I ever stole was calamari in Costa Rica

    Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMetsSuck View Post
    His gf is already packing her things and returning his...

    Can never let your girl know about a bet of this magnitude. If you lose you get nagged, dumped, or mb forced to goto GA. If you had won she would’ve expected gifts and red carpet treatment. Lose lose.
    agreed. never let your girl know how you bet. no positive at all.

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