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    Dougie you are nutso pal. Good luck I will be rooting for ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pimike View Post
    Dougy,

    Im worried for you. I really am.

    You are barreled in. If this loses I’m afraid you may kill your self.


    Make sure you have somebody that will be with you.

    And no not that girl.

    Let’s cash this and rejoice.

    But no there is no lock as you said there was.

    Oh boy

    I hope this doesn’t end bad.

    God Bless you bud!
    Not even close to barreled in Mike. If you read my initial post, note the Shawshank reference. When I paid Brianna back $1100 last week I was @ -$100. Haven't had a penny in BM in a couple weeks so how do you think this $25K magically showed up in my Cap1 account. My ex-gf who shall remain nameless dumped me 6 yrs. after giving me chlamydia & telling me she met another guy with a really big dikk. I literally told her ,"I don't know how, I don't know when, but you will regret this." Long story longer she's the type of person who never trusted banks & told me exactly where she hid her cash, so being the vindictive scumbag I am, obviously I copied her key. On March 31, 2021 her day of reckoning arrived. So even after plunking down that 10K today, still got 15K of her dough left. ( BTW if any law enforcement agency is reading this, obviously this is for entertainment purposes only)


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    Quote Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99 View Post
    You watching the games dougie or just looking at results. Cant imagine not watching.
    Hell no Sam, haven't watched a second of any Zag's game so far, why start now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Dougy has balls of steel & grit. Dude literally put 2/3rd’s of annual salary or more on this parlay.
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    We're pulling for you Dougie. You deserve a break. I hope they balls bounce your way. Best of luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Dougie you are nutso pal. Good luck I will be rooting for ya.
    Appreciate you Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    Dougy, when it’s time to collect we can’t have you on that bus or train. You can use my jet membership to get from AC to Barbados or wherever you plan to go to party. I’ll meet you wherever with a bunch of cocaine and hookers for weeks.
    Appreciate that MJ, just might hold you to it!!!

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    doug u gotta be one of the dumbest mofos out there

    steals 25k from his ex gf then deposits the full amount in bank if she goes to police ur fuked

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    i hope u lose ur bet snd go to jail cuz ur a sick fuk stalking people on instagram and stealing money pathetic


    fuk u doug

    hope u get raped by tyronne i ll be laughing my ass off when zaga chokes or nets do

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Dougy has balls of steel & grit. Dude literally put 2/3rd’s of annual salary or more on this parlay.
    doug is low iq

    dont be like doug

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Not even close to barreled in Mike. If you read my initial post, note the Shawshank reference. When I paid Brianna back $1100 last week I was @ -$100. Haven't had a penny in BM in a couple weeks so how do you think this $25K magically showed up in my Cap1 account. My ex-gf who shall remain nameless dumped me 6 yrs. after giving me chlamydia & telling me she met another guy with a really big dikk. I literally told her ,"I don't know how, I don't know when, but you will regret this." Long story longer she's the type of person who never trusted banks & told me exactly where she hid her cash, so being the vindictive scumbag I am, obviously I copied her key. On March 31, 2021 her day of reckoning arrived. So even after plunking down that 10K today, still got 15K of her dough left. ( BTW if any law enforcement agency is reading this, obviously this is for entertainment purposes only)


    holy hell did u literaly just steal 25k lol i dont get how u just did that

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    doug is low iq

    dont be like doug
    I would tell you to eat another dikk cinci but I'm guessing that's something you don't need reminding.

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    doug u should probably edit all ur post
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    Quote Originally Posted by lonegambler23 View Post
    holy hell did u literaly just steal 25k lol i dont get how u just did that
    Come on LG stealing is a such a harsh & felonious word, I prefer "relieving her of her funds" after not so much dumping me, but more like cheating on me and giving me an STD.

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    think about warden norton

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    doug u should probably edit all ur post, it's too late but u should edit them, ur so fuking dumb admitting to stealing 25k from an ex gf then depositing that money into ur bank account, it would really be a shame if somebody were to send an anonymous email to draft kings letting them know they were accepting stolen money for a bet
    Not admitting anything bro.. Like I said this strictly is for entertainment purposes only. For all you know I might have a rich dad who just happened to give his fav. son 25K.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Not admitting anything bro.. Like I said this strictly is for entertainment purposes only. For all you know I might have a rich dad who just happened to give his fav. son 25K.
    ur a moron doug, u deserve to lose the bet and deserve to go to jail, ur a real piece of shit hope karma catches up to u biggly,

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    too
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    harsh
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    embeded on dougs life coming to a theater near u soon

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    i belive doug might be mentally challenged

    will be looking for u on dateline doug

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    ur a moron doug, u deserve to lose the bet and deserve to go to jail, ur a real piece of shit hope karma catches up to u biggly,
    Correct me if I'm wrong Cinci, but aren't you the piece of shit who felt the need to tell me Brooks Koepka missed his last 3 cuts before the WM Open? Had you kept your nerdy, know it all mouth shut I, would've won at least 100K on him & a young lady wouldn't be out 25K today. Her financial ruin is on your hands buddy. (Disclaimer: The expressed views & actual written words of said poster, "Doug tushyterror" are strictly for entertainment purposes only, in no way, shape or form to be taken for actual fact, implied or otherwise.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Appreciate that MJ, just might hold you to it!!!
    You tell me pal. Can you even go to Barbados? We need to win pal. Let’s go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Come on LG stealing is a such a harsh & felonious word, I prefer "relieving her of her funds" after not so much dumping me, but more like cheating on me and giving me an STD.
    You could have took her to court for knowingly giving you the clap anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post

    You tell me pal. Can you even go to Barbados? We need to win pal. Let’s go.
    For now no, cuz I don't have a passport, but if this hits I'll def. get one
    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post

    You could have took her to court for knowingly giving you the clap anyway.
    Impossible to prove she knowingly gave it to me unless I recorded her admitting she did, which she never fessed up to anyway. She said if anything I prob. I gave it to her which I didn't.

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    Just bet Gonzaga ML twice and then Brooklyn you did not need to make this silly trip when they can be champs in 72 hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rm18 View Post
    Just bet Gonzaga ML twice and then Brooklyn you did not need to make this silly trip when they can be champs in 72 hours.
    How exactly would that work? There's no way I could deposit 10K offshore that quick unless I use a BTC ATM. Also you're not gonna find any offshore offering the Nets @Even money. (-125 tops)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Correct me if I'm wrong Cinci, but aren't you the piece of shit who felt the need to tell me Brooks Koepka missed his last 3 cuts before the WM Open? Had you kept your nerdy, know it all mouth shut I, would've won at least 100K on him & a young lady wouldn't be out 25K today. Her financial ruin is on your hands buddy. (Disclaimer: The expressed views & actual written words of said poster, "Doug tushyterror" are simply for entertainment purposes only, in no way, shape or form to be taken for actual fact, implied or otherwise.)
    blaming cinci lol thats so pathetic

    and you werent winning any 100k like everyone here saw your attention whore posts that week you were mad u didnt bet 250 at 40-1 on koepka

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    Quote Originally Posted by CWD View Post
    blaming cinci lol thats so pathetic

    and you werent winning any 100k like everyone here saw your attention whore posts that week you were mad u didnt bet 250 at 40-1 on koepka
    Congrats shithead you could read, cuz I did say something about why not putting down 250 @ 40-1 on someone as good as Koepka. But how do you exactly know what actual amount I put in before pussing out on hitting submit? Obviously I got no one to blame but myself but if you're too dumb to view my vitriol towards Cinci as anything but sarcasm then there's nothing more I could say. Was gonna double bet this, best proof I could provide, believe me or not your choice.
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    lol i forgot this is the same idiot who posted play by play of his unemployment scam a few days ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Correct me if I'm wrong Cinci, but aren't you the piece of shit who felt the need to tell me Brooks Koepka missed his last 3 cuts before the WM Open? Had you kept your nerdy, know it all mouth shut I, would've won at least 100K on him & a young lady wouldn't be out 25K today. Her financial ruin is on your hands buddy. (Disclaimer: The expressed views & actual written words of said poster, "Doug tushyterror" are simply for entertainment purposes only, in no way, shape or form to be taken for actual fact, implied or otherwise.)
    Not cool blaming ckid for Koepka! It was your decision not to make the bet just like it was your decision to make multiple parlays on the Nets and Zaga. Gotta man up!

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    you even posted youtube clips from shawshank gtfo

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    Why didn’t you take Nets to win Championship on this ticket?

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    Quote Originally Posted by teacher10 View Post
    Not cool blaming ckid for Koepka! It was your decision not to make the bet just like it was your decision to make multiple parlays on the Nets and Zaga. Gotta man up!
    Read my last post teach, nothing but sarcasm. In the actual thread from Feb. I specifically said I didn't blame him when he actually apologized for steering me in the wrong direction. Do you think that it's ok what he's saying?..hoping I go to jail & get raped by Tyrone. ( Nothing stereotypically racist about about that choice of name huh teach?..post# 43)
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    Quote Originally Posted by KnuckleHeadz View Post
    Why didn’t you take Nets to win Championship on this ticket?
    Valid point cuz that would've got me a similar payout than if I bet the original $19K. Honestly the thought never crossed my mind at the time & even if it did I probably would've pussed out. At this point I think they'll win it but then I'd have to wait another 2 weeks & what if the Lakers are fully healthy? Right now I'd just be satisfied with the guaranteed 100K payout in the middle of July.
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