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    no comment

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    he looked weird when they interviewed him sunday on cbs
    Definitely, his eyes seemed fukked and he was acting bizarre. My first thought during that interview was that he was back on the good painkillers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    no comment
    What do you know, Rudy?

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    He got nothing left to make him carry on

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    Tiger Woods was involved in a serious car accident Tuesday morning near Los Angeles and transported to a local hospital for emergency surgery for "multiple leg injuries," according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department and Woods' agent, Mark Steinberg.

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    bad press for that piece of shit $170,000 Bentley SUV he was in.....

    I've rolled suv's before costing a lot less and sustained only a few bumps and bruises, no surgeries necessary....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyMan View Post
    Definitely, his eyes seemed fukked and he was acting bizarre. My first thought during that interview was that he was back on the good painkillers.
    maybe some ambien he was taking

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    Quote Originally Posted by grey area View Post
    Car ended up real far from where it first started on the road.
    Definitely!!
    He had to have passed out to travel like that

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    Still amazed he won that Masters a couple of years ago. Everyone saying he'd be at 20 majors within a couple years. Not a chance.

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    He needs a new driver and I'm not talking one by Taylor Made

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    only time I was nearly involved in a single car accident due to vag was the infamous "robin box" morning..... I wasn't driving, but relaying the stinky pussy story of the a few hours earlier to my wingman/cousin (who'd nailed Robin Box's friend in the other room), who was as hungover as I was (extremely). Upon hearing that my beautiful babe's pussy surprisingly smelled like a three day old dead robin in the yard, he began to dry heave and almost puke, losing control of the wheel for a few moments, and nearly running off the slick road we were on......

    I was able to grab the wheel and avoid death, thankfully......
    glad you avoided serious injury but that is a great analogy for some bad box

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    he got ripped off, as I wouldn't pay $17,000 for this piece of shit, much less $170,000.00:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    he got ripped off, as I wouldn't pay $17,000 for this piece of shit, much less $170,000.00:


    Are you kidding the sale includes the mountain picture in the background Bigfoot may live there well worth the price then.
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    he's done with the PGA.......

    BUT, all is not lost....

    creepy joe will probably sign an executive order allowing him to compete on the LPGA tour.....

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    this was him sunday seems tired



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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    bad press for that piece of shit $170,000 Bentley SUV he was in.....

    I've rolled suv's before costing a lot less and sustained only a few bumps and bruises, no surgeries necessary....
    autodonk you are possibly the most unreadable poster here

    everything is all about YOU and/or sex... get over yourself

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    Had to be extricated by jaws of life. Damn

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    autodonk you are possibly the most unreadable poster here

    everything is all about YOU and/or sex... get over yourself
    the comment is on the obvious uncrashworthiness and poor design of the over-priced bentley....

    the last thing you should sustain in a suv rollover are leg injuries..... this points to an obvious lack of adequate crush space and frame reinforcement around the driver's leg space.....
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 02-23-21 at 02:32 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    bad press for that piece of shit $170,000 Bentley SUV he was in.....

    I've rolled suv's before costing a lot less and sustained only a few bumps and bruises, no surgeries necessary....
    Wasn’t it a Genesis SUV from the golf tourney

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    Tiger gonna come out of the surgery as the bionic blade golfer

    win the masters in 7 weeks and go on to win 8 more grand slam titles!


    I love a good comeback amputee story

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    Guys like auto

    We know guys like that the 3 inch prick that pretends he’s a fukkin porn sta

    He has a revolver thats bigger than his fukkin prick and it’s a snubnose

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Wasn’t it a Genesis SUV from the golf tourney
    pretty solid reporting on it being the bentley suv.......

    now there's speculation he was "dodging a coyote".....

    there's about as much chance of that being the case as it having been due to receiving a hummer from some random waitress who either escaped unharmed or was thrown from the vehicle and managed to scurry off into the brush and avoid detection from law enforcement.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Guys like auto

    We know guys like that the 3 inch prick that pretends he’s a fukkin porn sta

    He has a revolver thats bigger than his fukkin prick and it’s a snubnose
    better than "no gun barrel at all", like this poor, pathetic, miserable piece of shit:




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    Tiger Woods has become the sports version of Michael Jackson. Minus the pedo crap. Guy is damaged. Unfortunately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    pretty solid reporting on it being the bentley suv.......

    now there's speculation he was "dodging a coyote".....

    there's about as much chance of that being the case as it having been due to receiving a hummer from some random waitress who either escaped unharmed or was thrown from the vehicle and managed to scurry off into the brush and avoid detection from law enforcement.....
    The SUV literally says Genesis Invitational on the side of it

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    What a gay car. You'd think he'd be in a rarri or something

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    overhead of the location:




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    Rancho Palos Verdes California Sherriff' Department say Tiger was not taken out of his car with Jaws of life:Says it was a Single car accident that crossed the yellow lines hit a sign landed in a ditch :The stuff you see near the car is his luggage

    Unconfirmed via Twitter

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    it does not make any sense to me that they dont have private drivers 24 to 7

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    Quote Originally Posted by carolinakid View Post
    it does not make any sense to me that they dont have private drivers 24 to 7
    me too i don't get it , all these celebs drinking and driving, hire a driver jfc

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    Tiger needs to fukkin Uber from now on.

    Guy crashes every year and he's always fukked up on stuff.

    I'd rather ride w John Daley or Johnny Damon
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    no problem at all with the road conditions.

    good thing he didn't hurt someone.

    never thought much of the guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Rancho Palos Verdes California Sherriff' Department say Tiger was not taken out of his car with Jaws of life:Says it was a Single car accident that crossed the yellow lines hit a sign landed in a ditch :The stuff you see near the car is his luggage

    Unconfirmed via Twitter
    luggage looks like it was pulled from the vehicle and searched by the fuzz.... no warrant, in all likelihood, and if he didn't give permission, his lawyer can probably suppress any bongs, pills, etc., that were found.....

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