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    seems pretty well back to normal, no vitterds/biden voters coming around DonkLand like they were the past two days......

    now we'll see whose heads roll as a result..... abott giving some big beat down to ercot as I type....

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    Its too cold to riot and loot. When times are hard nothing like rioters and looters to compound the problem. Now we all know how deal with them. Don’t burn down this city. Freeze it.

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    Donk seen crying in Texas and asking for Biden teet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wikkidinsane View Post
    Us that fuk really in cancun what a sleezy little rat fuk
    Quote Originally Posted by Black Coffee View Post
    Texas has sh*tty leadership..

    Ted Cruz basically said "Fukk Texas, I'm out"
    Hes not up for re-election...tha fukk does he care?

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    I love the people in Texas

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    Texas will rebound from this Global Warming incident.. ..


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    Can imagine if this happened to California or New York, these trumptards would be in here 24/7 with 3000 posts by now

    red state trumptards
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    Exactly

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruceBRUCEbruce View Post
    Texas also granted legal immunity to ERCOT...they're an unregulated monopoly that can't be sued
    So
    1) there's no competition
    2) there's no legal recourse for anyone
    3) there's no regulation
    4) there's not any consumer protections that prevent them from raping the captive market they made for themselves

    it's so very American that you don't know whether to laugh or cry, this is a suicidal devotion to deregulation of public utilities.
    ERCOT is also forbidden from buying power from outside the State. Texas is fukked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wikkidinsane View Post
    No handouts. The Government dont owe you electricity even if you pay electrical bills lol

    Maybe this douchebag ex mayor should have thought before he hit send.

    In a follow-up Facebook post hours later, Boyd attempted to clarify that his previous statement:

    "I ask that you each understand I never meant to speak for the city of Colorado City or Mitchell county! I was speaking as a citizen as I am NOT THE MAYOR anymore. I apologize for the wording and ask that you please not harass myself or my family anymore!"

    He added that his wife had reportedly been laid off from her job as a result of the incident, and that he'd tendered his resignation. Boyd also indicated that he 'had not signed up to run for mayor again' by the election deadline, Feb. 12.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Texans should lock down the house or apartment and hop in the car or rent an SUV, pack up and drive to the next State with warm weather and check into a Motel 6 or five star Hotel if you got money and call it a day. Come back in a week when order is restored. Call it a vacation!!!
    This is Texas bitch! Stuff is already back to normal. Wifey is making Roman Noodles with Graham Crackers...again, as we speak.

    Where are my other H-Town SBR peeps located? I'll send you my cell phone number if any of my SBR broes need some help here. Send me a pm. I live in Cypress and I'll be traveling to Spring Branch later today to bring my parents some supplies.

    My house lost electricity for only 38 hours. No plumbing or water issues. Super lucky and grateful. Unfortunately, there are a ton of people here suffering and were not as fortunate. 2 500 year floods, Worst hurricane in over 100 years, Bill O' Brian trading Hop for David Johnson, Covid and now the great Alaskan snowstorms all in the last 6 years and this city continues to fight. If you think humanity has no hope... come to Houston, Texas. This place will change your mind.
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    Next time a big snow is headed for Houston area, we'll bang on some trash cans here in the midwest to let you know it's coming
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    Next time a big snow is headed for Houston area, we'll bang on some trash cans here in the midwest to let you know it's coming
    🤣🤣 that would of actually helped.
    Here is my timeline of events.

    Saturday 10pm 2/13 -
    Wifey - it might snow.
    Me - Huh!?

    Sunday 5pm 2/14
    Wifey - "did you finish wrapping the pipes!?"
    Me - "what are we talking about here?"

    Monday 1am 2/15
    Me - Babe, why are the lights out? Did the China thing escalate?

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    Power grid restored

    They called us to post

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Power grid restored

    They called us to post
    Texas tough. Never doubted the Texas people for a minute! If any State has a problem and can fix it that is Texas.

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    Instead of all hat and no cattle, Texas is now forever known as all snow and no heat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Texas tough. Never doubted the Texas people for a minute! If any State has a problem and can fix it that is Texas.
    Huh? It took them a week to get power after 3 inches of snow. It’s been freezing and 2 feet of snow in pa for weeks and my lights didn’t even flicker. Roads clear as can be. Blue states always better prepared.

    The auto donks of the world fail at everything. Some icey rain and the entire state shuts down. People dying in homes from frostbite. Cruz and Abbott should both resign.

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    Does this act of God/Rush increase the chances of TEXIT or decrease it?

    I think this increases the chances of Texas seceding from the union

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Texas tough. Never doubted the Texas people for a minute! If any State has a problem and can fix it that is Texas.
    Cause most states have a bunch of Vitters and scorpions around that wouldn’t know how to work a crescent wrench... get these clowns in a environment like this without a phone and they’d be found curled up in the corner of the house in a puddle of piss
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    Quote Originally Posted by KnuckleHeadz View Post
    Cause most states have a bunch of Vitters and scorpions around that wouldn’t know how to work a crescent wrench... get these clowns in a environment like this without a phone and they’d be found curled up in the corner of the house in a puddle of piss
    You live with your mom and it will always be that way.

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    This was a real fluke I don’t think they could’ve ever been prepared for this

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    everything is bigger in Texas

    Feb electric bills are going to be very very very very big.

    but paying 5,000 for a month of electric is small price to pay for the sweet zing of freedom and federal regulation free lectricty!

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    God bless Texas

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    people about to pay out the ass for electricity

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    Definitely the Illuminati pushing their solar agenda.

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    Thanks AOC!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wikkidinsane View Post
    people about to pay out the ass for electricity
    natural gas generator kicked in no problem. Back up diesel and propane if needed. Very minimal costs. The only problem I had this go round was no water to flush toilets. I have plenty of drinking water and can generate water with dehumidifier but didn’t want to waste it on flushing toilets, so I used my pool water. Pain in the ass to grab a bucket of water in freezing cold to take a shit. I was almost about to run a sump pump from the pool to the bathroom but I already had too many wires all over the place. I could comfortably live off the grid for 90 to 120 days. Probably could go longer if necessary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mac4Lyfe View Post
    I could comfortably live off the grid for 90 to 120 days. Probably could go longer if necessary.
    yeah I could about 90-120 as well











    wait.... we are talking about number of minutes, between posts at SBR, right??
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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo222 View Post
    God bless Texas
    gawd bless Cancun!
    T. Cruz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Huntertz View Post
    gawd bless Cancun!
    T. Cruz

    props to Cruz

    give us another example of a dirty Latino, crossing the Texas/Mexico border in hopes of bettering his children's lives...


    BUILD THAT WALL!! BUILD THAT WALL!!! BUILD THAT WALL!!

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    global warning.. must suck to get hit with hurricanes, heat waves and freezing weather

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    My house is cold..phuck Texas, honey..we're off to Cancun.


    Mrs. T Cruz

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    Teddy flew right back to the frozen tundra. He should have stayed in Cancun. Political pressure sucks


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    My daughters made me do it.

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