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    Nothing again

    18 straight years no Valentine’s Day
    I usually simulate a date at home Food and a girl live chat on my TV I pay her like 300 for 2 hrs

    Heck cheaper than a girl


    Guys do you even know what it feels like to not get laid 18 straight years I swear to God I’m not lying and you guys do believe me I’ve tried everything

    In reality I love to have a girl here and have champagne and caviar and then lots of love making but that’ll never happen I would buy her 15 boxes of chocolate and roses too

    I would wear my best suit

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    Valentines Day is sunday this year......

    morning soccer
    afternoon NCAA/NHL/NBA
    night time australian open

    action packed day

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    nothing

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99 View Post
    Valentines Day is sunday this year......

    morning soccer
    afternoon NCAA/NHL/NBA
    night time australian open

    action packed day
    this is true love

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Nothing again

    18 straight years no Valentine’s Day
    I usually simulate a date at home Food and a girl live chat on my TV I pay her like 300 for 2 hrs

    Heck cheaper than a girl


    Guys do you even know what it feels like to not get laid 18 straight years I swear to God I’m not lying and you guys do believe me I’ve tried everything

    In reality I love to have a girl here and have champagne and caviar and then lots of love making but that’ll never happen I would buy her 15 boxes of chocolate and roses too

    I would wear my best suit
    with plenty of fish and other dating sites JJ you can get laid

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    Call a hooker.

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    Visit my mistress.

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    Dating sites impossible

    Hawkeye with best advice so far

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    Getting laid because it's valentine's day is like betting on KC, just because everybody doing it doesn't mean you are obligated to do it.
    It's overrated & over-hyped!
    Is it about Love? Is it about Sex? Friendship? Roses? Relationship? Or
    Is it about valentine? who the F is he? or should I say who are they?
    What is the real story of Valentine's Day?
    The ancient Romans may also be responsible for the name of our modern day of love. Emperor Claudius II executed two men — both named Valentine — on Feb. 14 of different years in the 3rd century A.D. Their martyrdom was honored by the Catholic Church with the celebration of St. Valentine's Day.

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    dating sites not impossible. you get some girls on there who are only looking for some $$$ and they will do anything.

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    Poker I’m willing to pay I always wanted to nail big days wife on Valentine’s Day it was always a fantasy


    Do any guys cry here that day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Dating sites impossible

    Hawkeye with best advice so far
    Most dating sites are impossible. Too many games and bait & switches. I attempted once but it ended a waste of both time and money.
    Hawkeye's posted sites are complicated by the co-vid situation. However if you are serious about a relationship and all that it entails then give it a try. Bust a move at some Allentown singles dance when things are safer. Your 2/1 to get some action within a month. Trust me.

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    Valentines Day = Weiner Christmas

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    Coach go to a support group and say you’re a widower. Probably 20 woman for every man there. Thank me later.

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    That’s another great idea USC you’re always thinking
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    My wife has to work

    Perfect Valentine's Day for me!

    Now I can gamble and watch porn with no distractions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Coach go to a support group and say you’re a widower. Probably 20 woman for every man there. Thank me later.
    Have you watched the show "Unicorn?"

    It's based on what you just described.

    Has a couple of actors from the show Ballers

    Pretty good show

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    JJ, you ever try going to church to pick up girls?

    Those church girls are freaky deaky.

    Go on Sunday, you'll probably be able to take two girls home and have a 3-way. Have one suck you off while the other one eats your asshole.

    Church girls are horny as fuk, just like you, JJ.

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    Wife is going out for dinner and drinks with my local bookie.
    I will be sitting home alone. Damn Chiefs....
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    Quote Originally Posted by big joe 1212 View Post
    Have you watched the show "Unicorn?"

    It's based on what you just described.

    Has a couple of actors from the show Ballers

    Pretty good show
    Watched bits & pieces of season 1. Was shocked it was renewed

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Watched bits & pieces of season 1. Was shocked it was renewed
    I was surprised too. I figured people wouldn't enjoy it as much as me.

    Lead character was great on "Vice Principals" starring with Danny McBride. He's not good in this role on this show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big joe 1212 View Post
    I was surprised too. I figured people wouldn't enjoy it as much as me.

    Lead character was great on "Vice Principals" starring with Danny McBride. He's not good in this role on this show.
    Now LOVED Vice Principal’s. Was a great show

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    JJ, you ever try going to church to pick up girls?

    Those church girls are freaky deaky.

    Go on Sunday, you'll probably be able to take two girls home and have a 3-way. Have one suck you off while the other one eats your asshole.

    Church girls are horny as fuk, just like you, JJ.
    You’re are one disgusting and disturbed individual. I’ll pray for your soul that your are healed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonzaii View Post
    You’re are one disgusting and disturbed individual. I’ll pray for your soul that your are healed.
    Amen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by big joe 1212 View Post
    My wife has to work

    Perfect Valentine's Day for me!

    Now I can gamble and watch porn with no distractions!
    great day

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Nothing again

    18 straight years no Valentine’s Day
    I usually simulate a date at home Food and a girl live chat on my TV I pay her like 300 for 2 hrs

    Heck cheaper than a girl


    Guys do you even know what it feels like to not get laid 18 straight years I swear to God I’m not lying and you guys do believe me I’ve tried everything

    In reality I love to have a girl here and have champagne and caviar and then lots of love making but that’ll never happen I would buy her 15 boxes of chocolate and roses too

    I would wear my best suit


    I'm too alpha for JJ and his pathetic sex drought. Lol

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    Sammy will you be getting laid

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    Same deal as Christmas.

    I'm going to get my wife a pair pumps and a vibrator.
    This way if she doesn't like the shoes she can go and fuk herself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Same deal as Christmas.

    I'm going to get my wife a pair pumps and a vibrator.
    This way if she doesn't like the shoes she can go and fuk herself.
    Classic Nasher. A true Classic.

    BTW, I'm stealing this saying...

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    Nashy You’re the only guy that’s married and hasn’t been laid in 15 penetrating years

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    JJ, you ever try going to church to pick up girls?

    Those church girls are freaky deaky.

    Go on Sunday, you'll probably be able to take two girls home and have a 3-way. Have one suck you off while the other one eats your asshole.

    Church girls are horny as fuk, just like you, JJ.
    Yesterday they flew a sign behind a plane that circled the area of the pier for about 1 hour and it read “threesome” with a finger being inserted into a hole

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    Stay at home, drink and movie binge alone. Can't date with Covid in Cali. Impossible!!

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    Jibby Another guy that can’t get laid oh and the guy doesn’t worry wear a shirt in a restaurant you know there’s something off

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Jibby Another guy that can’t get laid oh and the guy doesn’t worry wear a shirt in a restaurant you know there’s something off
    No Restaurants are open where I live via Covid.. ..

    Like I said JJ if I get horny I'll jerk off and then movie binge watch drunk after I get in all my sports bets and love every minute of it on Valentines day.
    Last edited by JIBBBY; 02-09-21 at 08:23 PM.

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