Nothing again
18 straight years no Valentine’s Day
I usually simulate a date at home Food and a girl live chat on my TV I pay her like 300 for 2 hrs
Heck cheaper than a girl
Guys do you even know what it feels like to not get laid 18 straight years I swear to God I’m not lying and you guys do believe me I’ve tried everything
In reality I love to have a girl here and have champagne and caviar and then lots of love making but that’ll never happen I would buy her 15 boxes of chocolate and roses too
I would wear my best suit