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    jjgold
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    Where I Was Mafia Chain

    Not a gangster
    Not a racketeer
    Not an associate
    Just errand guy washing cars mainly

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    You were a union guy who knew how to skim.

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    ever wear a wire

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    You were a rat who had to run and hide in Allentown..boys in Jersey City are on the case.
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    Ever since I can remember I wanted to be a gangster.

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    Yeah right.

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    pavyracer
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    Do you ever get tired starting the same threads every month? If your life was real you would have been a movie star.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Do you ever get tired starting the same threads every month? If your life was real you would have been a movie star.
    Watched "Goodfellas" too many times..

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Do you ever get tired starting the same threads every month? If your life was real you would have been a movie star.
    u think he has like a calendar keeps track of all the bullshet

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    u think he has like a calendar keeps track of all the bullshet
    Yeah, it's getting deep in here

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    ever wear a wire
    JJ is in trouble after seeing this thread. Selling out the mob guys now. Probably getting a new identity as I type. Witness protection program. Etc..

    JJ buddy snitch em all out and be a rat. Do the right thing!!

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    This was about 15 years ago I can’t help it that a lot of you guys basically have lead that textbook life that was explained to you as a child and you had to lead that life

    I’m bald, overweight although didn’t live the textbook
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    Tell us about the time the wiseguys broke all your chiclets with a ballpeen hammer

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Tell us about the time the wiseguys broke all your chiclets with a ballpeen hammer

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Not a gangster
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    Just errand guy washing cars mainly
    is this the prequel to goodfellas?

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    word was they only let you hang around cas you had good jaw ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    I’m bald, overweight...

    ...3"

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    Which pocket did you carry your piece in?

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    38 snubby

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    So the Mafia is looking for a guy to wash their cars and picked up a middle aged man from a sports gambling forum that knows everything about the offshore industry but has never cashed out from an offshore book or posted a winning season and has funny videos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    So the Mafia is looking for a guy to wash their cars and picked up a middle aged man from a sports gambling forum that knows everything about the offshore industry but has never cashed out from an offshore book or posted a winning season and has funny videos.

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    So many funny guys in this thread. Show some respect. All of you are already dead.

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    Omerta, JJ. Omerta.
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    I basically was a bust guys main point of the thread

    I got a look but that was it

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    Social club?

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    No I never got invited to one of those I would think some of them are still around on a small scale

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Not a gangster
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    Not an associate
    Just errand guy washing cars mainly
    JJ, check out this video. Looks pretty accurate:


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I basically was a bust guys main point of the thread

    I got a look but that was it
    No way, Mr Gold! Forum legend...and that's forever!

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    chore guys usually soldiers

    flame soldiers pick up dry cleaning, wash vehicles, walk the dog, settle day collect from the trannies
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    didn't we already do this thread like 4 years ago ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    chore guys usually soldiers

    flame soldiers pick up dry cleaning, wash vehicles, walk the dog, settle day collect from the trannies
    gay mafia breaks the legs on your coffee table
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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    gay mafia breaks the legs on your coffee table
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Not a gangster
    Not a racketeer
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    Just errand guy washing cars mainly

    I can hire you to be a rag boy at one of my spots.

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    Bald, short, over weight, small penis. We still love JJ you da man!! Personality is a 10+!!! I'd trade in my looks for your personality..

    I've seen average guys like JJ land hot chicks with the raps and the gift of gab. Just gotta go after it and act as if. Be confident. Dress well and own it. Make em laugh and keep it light.

    JJ step up your game pal and land that hotty!! I believe in ya pal!

    Trophy wife coming up in your cards I see. She will be a headache though. Becareful for what you wish for.

    Last edited by JIBBBY; 01-29-21 at 10:00 PM.

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