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    stevenash
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    Powerball

    There were no Powerball winners last night.
    The jackpot is now creeping up towards a billion dollars.
    A billion dollars! That's a thousand million.

    As a rule I stay far away from state and national run lotteries for several reasons.
    I think I'm making an exception this Wednesday.
    Jackpot starts at 730 million, with a one time straight cash payout option of 536 million,
    You know the jackpot will climb way over that 730 million starting point.

    I know what the odds are of winning this thing, the odds are you have a better chance of seeing Jesus directing traffic on Wednesday than winning, (actually the odds are 292 million to 1).

    Don't care, I'll make an exception, I got a couple of twenties laying around doing not much but collecting dust in my desk draw that I keep handy in case I need chump change for a food delivery tip or something.
    If the money (after overhead) goes to where they say it's going (senior citizen causes, education, etc.) then yeah, I'll make an exception and take a chance,

    Seriously, how often do you get a shot at a billion dollars.

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    Can you imagine....

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    cant win without a ticket

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    Quote Originally Posted by newton0038 View Post
    cant win without a ticket
    Gotta be in it to win it.

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    I made $100 the last 2 weeks not playing the lottery. Everytime I stopped at the gas station the lines were too long to buy a ticket and I left.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    There were no Powerball winners last night.
    The jackpot is now creeping up towards a billion dollars.
    A billion dollars! That's a thousand million.

    As a rule I stay far away from state and national run lotteries for several reasons.
    I think I'm making an exception this Wednesday.
    Jackpot starts at 730 million, with a one time straight cash payout option of 536 million,
    You know the jackpot will climb way over that 730 million starting point.

    I know what the odds are of winning this thing, the odds are you have a better chance of seeing Jesus directing traffic on Wednesday than winning, (actually the odds are 292 million to 1).

    Don't care, I'll make an exception, I got a couple of twenties laying around doing not much but collecting dust in my desk draw that I keep handy in case I need chump change for a food delivery tip or something.
    If the money (after overhead) goes to where they say it's going (senior citizen causes, education, etc.) then yeah, I'll make an exception and take a chance,

    Seriously, how often do you get a shot at a billion dollars.

    i am not a lottery player but i will jump in for this but one thing i don't understand about guys like us is that if it starts off at ten million isn't this enuf for us? Wouldn't we be happy with the ten million too. why do we have to wait until it charges to a billion? Is it the overwhelming odds on this thing?

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    mega millions is even higher than powerball

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    I made $100 the last 2 weeks not playing the lottery. Everytime I stopped at the gas station the lines were too long to buy a ticket and I left.

    Pavy ya got to be in it to win it. I saw Shaq one time playing a huge lottery. Wouldn't it have been nice if he could hit it and add it to his fortune?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mynameismud View Post
    mega millions is even higher than powerball

    dam i didn't read my tickets yet and haven'theard anything about it. I figured my chances go up greatly since most already checked. Oh well.

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    Anyone buying tickets

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    A life of problems if you win

    read up on most big lottery winners its sad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thor4140 View Post
    i am not a lottery player but i will jump in for this but one thing i don't understand about guys like us is that if it starts off at ten million isn't this enuf for us? Wouldn't we be happy with the ten million too. why do we have to wait until it charges to a billion? Is it the overwhelming odds on this thing?
    It's the secondary prizes I think Thor.
    When the big jackpot rises so do the consolation prizes.

    I was reading where a dozen players last night won the booby prize of a little over a million each.
    And that was for getting one number wrong.

    Yeah, I got a couple of twenties to splurge just this one time.

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    I will be buying 10

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    Here what happens with your life if you win

    24 security rest of your life
    At least 2-3 lawyers to watch your back legally
    Money managers
    endless people asking you for money rest of your life

    ONLY way out of this misery is if possible not one person knows you win including family
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    I will be buying 10
    My wife and I decided 10 is the way to go here.
    G/L Double R

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Here what happens with your life if you win

    24 security rest of your life
    At least 2-3 lawyers to watch your back legally
    Money managers
    endless people asking you for money rest of your life

    ONLY way out of this misery is if possible not one person knows you win including family
    Watch me drop so far off the grid do deep if I win this that a team of first grade detectives wouldn't find me.

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    I never buy this stuff

    maybe I should

    when is drawing what do I need to know

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnyvegas13 View Post
    I never buy this stuff

    maybe I should

    when is drawing what do I need to know
    https://www.powerball.com/games/home

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    My wife and I decided 10 is the way to go here.
    G/L Double R
    You too chief



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    Hope someone wins here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    A life of problems if you win

    read up on most big lottery winners its sad
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Here what happens with your life if you win

    24 security rest of your life
    At least 2-3 lawyers to watch your back legally
    Money managers
    endless people asking you for money rest of your life

    ONLY way out of this misery is if possible not one person knows you win including family
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Hope someone wins here!
    Wow. Unreal!

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    It sure would be nice to see someone win POTY & the powerball in the same week ...




    Again

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    Im wearing a mask to cash my ticket. Hide my identity

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    They had a report from a lawyer on the news on what you should do if you win:

    1. Tell no one.
    2. Get a lawyer (of course).
    3. Get a financial planner. You're rich now so you need to avoid paying any future taxes on the winnings after the initial tax is taken out. Rich people have accountants do this all the time so they pay $0 in taxes yet rake in millions each year.
    4. Set up a private corporation via the lawyer so that XYZ company cashes the ticket. That way you can remain anonymous (even in the states that require the winner to go public). All people will know is that XYX company won the lottery, not you personnally.
    5. Cash in ticket via the XYZ shell company that you.
    6. Hide from your money-sucking relatives because they will know something is up when you start buying islands and/or small countries and have a $300k ride. They may not know you won the lottery if they guess it, just tell them you won a consolation prize ($1-2MM) not the whole enchilada.



    Finally, find JJ's house. S#!t in a bag with $5k in hundred dollar bills. Put the bag on his doorstep and light it on fire. Immediately text him and let him know if he hurries, he can get the money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99 View Post
    Im wearing a mask to cash my ticket. Hide my identity
    Covid pretty much solved that problem Sammy.

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    what are odds winning both powerball and mega i want both

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    My buddy bought 5 tickets for mega millions the other day, quick picks.

    The first 4 numbers that came out matched his ticket. But not the last 2. All 6 was jackpot, 5 whites was a million and 4 whites plus mega ball was 10k...he got a whopping $500.

    I told him never to play the lotto ever again because do you know how almost impossible it was just to match the first 4 #s?? I believe the true odds are actually 38,000-1...just shows you how much a scam the lotto is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaWoj View Post
    My buddy bought 5 tickets for mega millions the other day, quick picks.

    The first 4 numbers that came out matched his ticket. But not the last 2. All 6 was jackpot, 5 whites was a million and 4 whites plus mega ball was 10k...he got a whopping $500.

    I told him never to play the lotto ever again because do you know how almost impossible it was just to match the first 4 #s?? I believe the true odds are actually 38,000-1...just shows you how much a scam the lotto is.
    Imagine hitting these odds on a parlay & only getting a 500 to 1 payout ?( Actually 250 to 1 since the ticket cost $2)

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    American Revolution was financed by the lotto

    It's in our blood

    Buy a ticket or go back to Russia you commies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Imagine hitting these odds on a parlay & only getting a 500 to 1 payout ?( Actually 250 to 1 since the ticket cost $2)
    yep...people basically burning their money

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    Damn look at the lines of people in Primm at the CA/NV border


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    Guys, don't bother buying one. I got the winner while i was picking up a 12 pack between games.

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    Would be nice to own a crystal ball or turn back time a day right after seeing those balls and numbers.

    Don't fart in the wind and piss away a few dollars trying to win State lotto's because it ain't gonna happen on my watch or yours unless you time warp into the future and come back..


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    Dreamers

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    Quote Originally Posted by beavis13 View Post
    Guys, don't bother buying one. I got the winner while i was picking up a 12 pack between games.
    thx I won’t then

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