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    I think you were on the right track but went too fast


    if you cap 20 games a week and try to randomly pick 11 winners in a row, THAT IS HARD


    if you cap 2000 games a year and try to randomly pick 11 of your winners, that is a bit easier

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    how about selling weed?
    As I may look like a drug dealer to you, I am nothing of the sort, sorry to disappoint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    I think you were on the right track but went too fast


    if you cap 20 games a week and try to randomly pick 11 winners in a row, THAT IS HARD


    if you cap 2000 games a year and try to randomly pick 11 of your winners, that is a bit easier
    Yeah I get it.

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    Ok I’ll try this again f u c k it .....

    Jan 24, 2021 6:29 am PST
    Parlay
    $50.00
    $352.24
    11-Team Parlay with 8 open spot(s)
    Opened
    P
    312 - NFLFootball
    Green Bay Packers Spread -4+101Selling ½ Pts for Game
    (FOX)
    Game Time: Jan 24, 2021 12:05 pm PST
    P
    840 - NCAABasketball
    Air Force Spread +15½+105Selling 1 Pts for Game (Ref Ticket# 178640740)
    (FS1)
    Game Time: Jan 24, 2021 7:00 pm PST
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    570 - NBABasketball
    Indiana Pacers Spread -1½-105Selling ½ Pts for Game (Ref Ticket# 178641839)
    Game Time: Jan 24, 2021 10:05 am PST
    Risk: $50.00To Win: $352.24
    Ticket #178640634-1

    I’m hiting 38% on straights, worst fuckin’ stretch of my life since September. Good news is I lowered my bets 90% during this horrific time. 100 a game instead of 1,000. I’m not a professional as I claimed to be before. I’m pounding vodka & popping perc until I feel numb. Gambling Gods may you bless me with a 11 teamer so I can have the roll to do this professionally again. All my money is tied up in Bitcoin & Ether. I’m scraping a small living together doing electrical side jobs in the mean time giving me chronic back pain of course. That’s why I pound the pills & clear stuff during the day. I’m a functional addict I think or maybe I haven’t quite got there yet, but I definitely am self aware even before I get there. 3 games today & I didn’t even bet them straight. 50 dollars is my BR I’m fuckin’ broke fellas & I need a small miracle. I do not want to sell my Crypto profits it’s my retirement without it I don’t have a pot to piss in. Ok sorry this is becoming TMI, let me go before I say something to really embarrass myself for those to you that even care.

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    Bol bro sounds like maybe trying to get your alcohol abuse under control might do wonders for yah. Wish you the best man this has been a hard year for me as well betting hard as ever because of covid

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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    Bol bro sounds like maybe trying to get your alcohol abuse under control might do wonders for yah. Wish you the best man this has been a hard year for me as well betting hard as ever because of covid
    I’ll need back surgery before that happens & my insurance won’t cover it I have a shit plan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    I’ll need back surgery before that happens & my insurance won’t cover it I have a shit plan.
    Have faith god has a plan for you even if you can’t see it pm me anytime to talk man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    Have faith god has a plan for you even if you can’t see it pm me anytime to talk man.
    Amen, maybe I’ll reach out, maybe I won’t. Maybe I’ll hook up a hose to my muffler & run it to the inside of my car. lmao: Will our God accept me if I make that choice to intervene with his plan ? I know that’s not Gods will.

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    Piles you have career a good life plus your sports betting winnings. I have nothing. I feel like Ken Weitzner aka the shrink right about now. We all know how things ended with him.
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    You will be ok bro

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    I beat that Pacers steam like a mofo, -1.5 -105 low juice. now it’s -4.5 full juice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    Have faith god has a plan for you even if you can’t see it pm me anytime to talk man.
    UR Man's Best Friend. BOL #13 Can't disagree, W/God's Plan/ Messenger.

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