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    Touts SNAKE OIL SALESMAN

    sooo I live in MIAMI. on Fridays I listen to 940 am and 560 am. A tout named Brandon Lang comes on...first around 7:30 AM on 940 AM and gives out his NCAA & NFL picks..even using one pick as his HOT PICK or SURE PICK.

    This same prick come on 560 AM around 1 hour later and gives out totally different plays. Guess its the ole' theroy if you throw enough shit against the wall...something will stick.

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    sad

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    never listen to these guys, it will be in the back of your thinking when you are working on the games for real.

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    He is making the rounds.
    Heard him on our local podunk AM radio show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carolinakid View Post
    never listen to these guys, it will be in the back of your thinking when you are working on the games for real.

    truth
    Last edited by HAPPY BOY; 12-13-20 at 07:58 AM.

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    and usually what those tout assholes will do is cold call and harass people non-stop begging you to buy their premium top rates plays "package" for mere pennies on the dollar and they are very aggressive...here is how they make it work...they will call about 1,000 potential clients....500 of them will get the tout's lock of the day or best bet...then the other 500 will get the exact opposite side!....so the touts obviously wins because half of the players will hit...and then from those 500, the same process repeats itself....250 get one side of a game, the other 250 get the exact opposite....and 250 will "win" again...and this process will just keep repeating itself until the tout runs out of potential candidates...but in the meantime, he will pick up lots business and money from naive, gullible, and stupid idiot gamblers who think the tout is a genius who knows his stuff because he gave them "3 winners in a row"...and that is how these fraudulent scams are run.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    and usually what those tout assholes will do is cold call and harass people non-stop begging you to buy their premium top rates plays "package" for mere pennies on the dollar and they are very aggressive...here is how they make it work...they will call about 1,000 potential clients....500 of them will get the tout's lock of the day or best bet...then the other 500 will get the exact opposite side!....so the touts obviously wins because half of the players will hit...and then from those 500, the same process repeats itself....250 get one side of a game, the other 250 get the exact opposite....and 250 will "win" again...and this process will just keep repeating itself until the tout runs out of potential candidates...but in the meantime, he will pick up lots business and money from naive, gullible, and stupid idiot gamblers who think the tout is a genius who knows his stuff because he gave them "3 winners in a row"...and that is how these fraudulent scams are run.

    wow! I can see that..makes sense..kinda like a reverse ponzy scheme.

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    in a way they are like drug dealers, they work the young gambler that know no better and think it a sure bet, just like drug dealers that try to get the young teen hook

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY View Post
    wow! I can see that..makes sense..kinda like a reverse ponzy scheme.
    bingo!...

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    Do they allow listeners to call in?
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    Touts have always given out both sides of a game. Oldest trick in the book. Ask bill gates, jeff bezos, sam walton, steve jobs, mark cuban, etc., what they do when they have the technology/secret formula that no one has. They don’t get on the mountaintop and scream they have it. They use it to benefit themselves. Touts do the complete opposite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by big joe 1212 View Post
    Do they allow listeners to call in?
    No ! he comes on starts talking about strippers..then shits his picks. A real slime ball

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    The most well known TOUT in the country is a clown named FAUCI.
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    I personally know several touts and I always nail them with the same scenario. If your systems are so good, why waste all of that money and time to set up offices, phones, and advertising to try and sell your product? Why not just wager it yourself. Only two of the very honest ones admit privately that What I say is true, and all they are doing is trying to play both ends against the middle.

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    QH should go Tout

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY View Post
    sooo I live in MIAMI. on Fridays I listen to 940 am and 560 am. A tout named Brandon Lang comes on...first around 7:30 AM on 940 AM and gives out his NCAA & NFL picks..even using one pick as his HOT PICK or SURE PICK.

    This same prick come on 560 AM around 1 hour later and gives out totally different plays. Guess its the ole' theroy if you throw enough shit against the wall...something will stick.

    PHONY MONEY SUCKING PHUCS!
    Brandon Lang



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    fcukin touts. like a used car salesman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY View Post
    wow! I can see that..makes sense..kinda like a reverse ponzy scheme.
    You should watch an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents that's titled "Mail Order Prophet" (starring that Odds Couple guy). It's hilarious and it basically involves that type of scheme of sending half of your picks to people, etc. so at the end 1% of the people will believe you are a genius.
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    now its simple with technology to give out both sides

    All should be in jail

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    QH should go out
    Fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headsterx View Post
    You should watch an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents that's titled "Mail Order Prophet" (starring that Odds Couple guy). It's hilarious and it basically involves that type of scheme of sending half of your picks to people, etc. so at the end 1% of the people will believe you are a genius.
    Fun watch. Thanks.

    https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6uue06

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