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    VIDEO: DonkLand Exclusive -- AstroBear opines on Joe and the Ho!!!

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    This guy is a real American hero

    Let's get him on the bud light commercials for that

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    Classic!!

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    Roflll

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    LOL

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    AstroBear is such a good dog.

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    Good one!

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    He's a bit racists, always barks at Mexicans and chihuahuas........ he's never seen a black person, so I don't know how he'll react towards African Americans........

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    What a pussy dog. Just like his owner. Both bitches.

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    bitcherd, stick to defending your hero hunter "take it up the ass in a jockstrap" biden.......

    as you know, you fuk with me, i will kill your ass in seconds........

    my dog would do the same......

    now fuk off, phaggit.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    bitcherd, stick to defending your hero hunter "take it up the ass in a jockstrap" biden.......

    as you know, you fuk with me, i will kill your ass in seconds........

    my dog would do the same......

    now fuk off, phaggit.......
    Based on AstroBear's stature and being a sweetheart, I estimate it would take your dog 2-4 minutes to do the job. That's how I cap it, I'd set the over under as 2 1/2 minutes.

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    Typical behaviour from a white privileged dog

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    Joe and the ho lololol rotflmao...I like you...your dogs cool to..dont let him see a black man..he will go nuts growling and crap and probably have a heart attack..dogs are a great judge of character....and 99.999% of black

    I'll stop there

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    Lol


    I’m still waiting for this big fight
    Auto did not want to go to Philadelphia all expenses paid and fight Vitter

    Basically so I declare vitter the winner


    Quote Originally Posted by vitterd View Post
    What a pussy dog. Just like his owner. Both bitches.

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    "He's got bigger balls than you JJ" nearly spit out my coffee

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    saloon, both sbr lawyers are nut jobs

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Lol


    I’m still waiting for this big fight
    Auto did not want to go to Philadelphia all expenses paid and fight Vitter

    Basically so I declare vitter the winner
    You are right. Auto doosh wouldn’t show. Id beat his ass and then have my dog fuxck his dog and impregnate that little bitch dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post

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    Dog is a PATRIOT!!

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    I officially declared you the winner and I’m the only person that can do it congratulations


    Quote Originally Posted by vitterd View Post
    You are right. Auto doosh wouldn’t show. Id beat his ass and then have my dog fuxck his dog and impregnate that little bitch dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    saloon, both sbr lawyers are nut jobs
    Only one SBR lawyer is a nut job and it’s not donk....you type saloon in every thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I officially declared you the winner and I’m the only person that can do it congratulations
    Thank you!! I knew he wouldn’t show. That fake deep voice Queen and his queer dog would have been shipped back to Texas in a box.

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    When I was in Vegas A few years back he was saying he only jokes around with you and definitely does not want a real life confrontation with a guy from the East Coast


    He is a teddy bear and you’re a tough guy and he knows this

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    When I was in Vegas A few years back he was saying he only jokes around with you and definitely does not want a real life confrontation with a guy from the East Coast


    He is a teddy bear and you’re a tough guy and he knows this
    Yeah, I know. Once I called his bluff he started backing down. Now that I see he has a gay dog, I feel bad for him and the dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    He's a bit racists, always barks at Mexicans and chihuahuas........ he's never seen a black person, so I don't know how he'll react towards African Americans........
    My dog is a rescue. Part rat terrier part jack Russell. Hates black people and has bitten couple. In Ohio I had to put him on lockdown and pay 200 for the city to keep stopping by to check him for 3 months. Had some halfbreed I was dating. He never messed with her. I guess he understood she was part white.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vitterd View Post
    Yeah, I know. Once I called his bluff he started backing down. Now that I see he has a gay dog, I feel bad for him and the dog.
    Leave the dog alone. Got to respect donk because he is man enough to own a small dog. So many putzs can’t fight so they get big dogs for protection.

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    Automan went into hiding here

    Vitter always scares him away

    I would be scared too, who wants to go to Phila and fight a guy that is real tough with mob ties???

    NOT ME

    AUTOMAN YOUR A HOUSTON HAMBURGER YOU WOULD GET CRUSHED

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    Donk is verified....most of his critics arent.
    Hell, some of them arent even PRO's & they think their posts matter
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    Automan would run like a deer if he ever saw vitter

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    Great video!

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    How do you know, none of us have seen Vit

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