1. 10-23-20 03:57 PM #1
    deeppckts
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    Top 10 signs you're a loser

    Leased car that retails for your annual salary

    Multiple hair care products

    More than 15,000 posts on any forum

    No dog

    Vegan or vegetarian

    Married to someone who makes more than you

    Pale legs or chicken legs that make you too scared to wear shorts

    Splits the check at restaurant

    Never been banned from or limited by a sportsbook

    Regularly plays poker since 2018
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  2. 10-23-20 03:59 PM #2
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    Lol I like the last one

    that’s around the last time I played real poker
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  3. 10-23-20 04:00 PM #3
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    This applies generally but especially true if you're a gambler
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  4. 10-23-20 04:01 PM #4
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    David Letterman’s top 10 signs you are a loser. Pretty good stuff. Looks like thats most of us.
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  5. 10-23-20 04:02 PM #5
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    I satisfy 3/10 how about you?
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  6. 10-23-20 04:04 PM #6
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    You can't pick a winning side or total in the Nfl and are down over 50 units after just week 6= Thom morono
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  7. 10-23-20 04:05 PM #7
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    1/10. I have no dog. I have a Flame Crested Gecko though. Lol

    Leased car that retails for your annual salary
    -paid in full

    Multiple hair care products
    -have no hair

    More than 15,000 posts on any forum
    -no

    No dog
    -this is me

    Vegan or vegetarian
    -neither

    Married to someone who makes more than you
    -god no

    Pale legs or chicken legs that make you too scared to wear shorts
    -no

    Splits the check at restaurant
    -no

    Never been banned from or limited by a sportsbook
    -no

    Regularly plays poker since 2018
    -no
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  8. 10-23-20 04:06 PM #8
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    JJ is 10/10. Fukkkkk
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  9. 10-23-20 04:21 PM #9
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    What is strange I fall into many categories

    Wearing a rug 10x loser

    Small rooster 10x loser

    No girl 10x loser

    Losing gambler 10x loser

    Kohls clothes 10x loser

    Coupon puller 10 loser
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  10. 10-23-20 04:22 PM #10
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    jj is like 5/6 since 4 are NO ACTION given NO WOMAN in his life EVER and does NOT go out to restaurants . Also bald but formerly proud owner of a UNIT
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  11. 10-23-20 04:23 PM #11
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    Lol... That was funny...
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  12. 10-23-20 04:31 PM #12
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    No Dog.

    My legs are kind of pale right now but I am not afraid to wear shorts.

    So 1/10 I think. Not bad.

    Good list.
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  13. 10-23-20 04:34 PM #13
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    No dog
    Have had a regular poker game once a month with friends for as long as I remember

    2/10
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  14. 10-23-20 04:35 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by deeppckts View Post
    Leased car that retails for your annual salary

    Multiple hair care products

    More than 15,000 posts on any forum

    No dog

    Vegan or vegetarian

    Married to someone who makes more than you

    Pale legs or chicken legs that make you too scared to wear shorts

    Splits the check at restaurant

    Never been banned from or limited by a sportsbook

    Regularly plays poker since 2018
    I'm guilty of 2.. ...
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  15. 10-23-20 04:41 PM #15
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    2 dogs

    wear shorts as a lifestyle

    too many posts at forums
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  16. 10-23-20 04:48 PM #16
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    Nobody has been limited on this forum

    Correction:
    Their are a couple guys on here that come to Vegas with lots of money-maybe they have



    Online would let you bet 10 million dollars if you had it. Then they would stiff you if you won
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  17. 10-23-20 04:48 PM #17
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    You live in Vegas
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  18. 10-23-20 04:51 PM #18
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    0/10
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  19. 10-23-20 04:54 PM #19
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    #11 Goes to Vegas more than 3 times a year (unless from southern California)
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  20. 10-23-20 04:57 PM #20
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    I like the dog one. Completely agree.

    I disagree with the wifey making more part. My fiancé absolutely crushes it. Just got a big promotion and I couldn’t be happier for her. I do fairly well myself and we’re happy. I’m comfortable enough with myself to not give one shit. That train of thought mb was true in the 60-80s.

    My friends wife got furious when he got a promotion and started to make more than her. It boggled my mind.. Led to big fights. You guys are a team...

    Good list though
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  21. 10-23-20 04:58 PM #21
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    Jerkoffs have pets....bigger jerkoffs have kids
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  22. 10-23-20 05:02 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Jerkoffs have pets....bigger jerkoffs have kids
    touched a nerve looks like
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  23. 10-23-20 05:15 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Jerkoffs have pets....bigger jerkoffs have kids

    Lol.. Some truth to this.. ..
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  24. 10-23-20 05:16 PM #24
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    Booya 15 year streak not getting laid

    He is in my club
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  25. 10-23-20 05:20 PM #25
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    Agreed.

    oh, wait
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  26. 10-23-20 05:22 PM #26
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    #11


    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...our-loser.html
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  27. 10-23-20 05:34 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Jerkoffs have pets....bigger jerkoffs have kids
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  28. 10-23-20 05:37 PM #28
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    Pockets I bet you have a Pit Bull
    Guys with small cocks do
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  29. 10-23-20 05:40 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Booya 15 year streak not getting laid

    He is in my club
    JJ, drive to Philly and get a hotel. I’ll send a hooker to your hotel room.
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  30. 10-23-20 05:53 PM #30
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    I have been thinking about getting a dog for the past 2 years. May pull the trigger soon.. I really like dogs!!! Mans best friend, more loyal then gold digging hot chicks..


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  31. 10-23-20 05:56 PM #31
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    Nothing wrong with having a SUGAR MAMA. SHE IS PAYING ME TO penetrate HER AND SHE KNOWS IM GOOD!!
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  32. 10-23-20 06:02 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by INVEGA MAN View Post
    Nothing wrong with having a SUGAR MAMA. SHE IS PAYING ME TO penetrate HER AND SHE KNOWS IM GOOD!!
    If you have to turn off the lights or close your eyes when banging then you are earning your money and working a job.. ..
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  33. 10-23-20 06:08 PM #33
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    Yeah bro's it pretty much sucks when hair grows every where else but on the top of your head

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  34. 10-23-20 06:35 PM #34
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    You post on a gambling forum as the handle deeppckts....number one sign you are a loser
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  35. 10-23-20 06:50 PM #35
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    Booya yes

    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    You post on a gambling forum as the handle deeppckts....number one sign you are a loser
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