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    Doug tushyterror
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    Exhibit A why you never lay the points in a parlay but bite the bullet & bet the ML.

    Literally back from the gambling grave after losing over 10K the last couple weeks. With literally $1000 to my name I reloaded that in BTC & WD another $500 from my Chase account using my DC to overdraw that account to -500 on Sat. morning I went all in on a 5TP. I get it fellas, here comes the douchey part where I brag after the fact about hitting a borderline life saving parlay but that's exactly what miraculously happened.
    https://i.imgur.com/9fPoj1E.jpg
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    Just cashed out 12K & left 5K in there thanks to good old Riverboat Ron for being nice enough to show no faith in his defense and go for the win in regulation. Now here's where the thread comes in: If I would've laid the points with the Giants, instead of winning 12,672, I lose 655 for a 13,327 swing.

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    Wow
    Bailed out rarely happens though you got lucky

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    were you shitting a brick when the redskins tied it and went for 2?

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    Knock off the Crap. How much have you LOST overall? Do not try to tell us that you are a winner overall. You are also one lying sick SOB. Past posting is for losers like yourself. Do NOT post in here again unless you post your plays BEFORE the games start. Here is another clue sicko. Real players NEVER talk about the amount of money they wager. 241 posts in 8 years. How sad. Just go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Wow
    Bailed out rarely happens though you got lucky
    Thanks Coach, you have no idea how badly I needed this. I knew about the baseball results on Saturday but thought I had no chance to hit the other 3 legs so I didn't even turn the TV on Sunday but on Monday logged in to my bookmaker account to check my balance & was literally in shock it came in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigdaddyQH View Post
    Knock off the Crap. How much have you LOST overall? Do not try to tell us that you are a winner overall. You are also one lying sick SOB. Past posting is for losers like yourself. Do NOT post in here again unless you post your plays BEFORE the games start. Here is another clue sicko. Real players NEVER talk about the amount of money they wager. 241 posts in 8 years. How sad. Just go away.
    What exactly am I lying about jizz for brains? When exactly did I say I'm a winner overall? I've been doing this for over 20 years and I'm literally down hundreds of thousands of dollars. All I'm pointing out is I just went from being dead ass broke(-500 in the bank) to at least being able to put $12K in the bank with $5K left to play with on a $1500 bet. I'll give you that I should have posted the ticket beforehand but I honestly never thought it would hit so I figured what's the point. BTW I posted plenty of losing tickets before specifically my MIL/ LAL futures but guess what that's more tickets than a cornball air bettor such as yourself has ever posted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    were you shitting a brick when the redskins tied it and went for 2?
    I would have been if I was watching the game but like I said I after I got the baseball scores on Saturday I just tuned out until Monday morning when I checked my balance. I had a separate bet on the Dodgers to win the NLCS 1163 to win 837 so I figured that's the only bet I had a chance to win so I just slept on that result on Sunday & waited till Monday. to check every thing at once.

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    Don’t blow it all back real fast

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Don’t blow it all back real fast
    Trying not to but based on previous history just a matter of time before I lose that 5K and you know where the rest of that 12K is going. That's what I literally hate about gambling. .you hit a bet you never thought you would but even then it's right back to the grind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    I would have been if I was watching the game but like I said I after I got the baseball scores on Saturday I just tuned out until Monday morning when I checked my balance. I had a separate bet on the Dodgers to win the NLCS 1163 to win 837 so I figured that's the only bet I had a chance to win so I just slept on that result on Sunday & waited till Monday. to check every thing at once.
    i did not see your post about not watching the game till after my post. that is the best way to do it. i want to do that with red zone one weekend but i enjoy the 7 hours of action with my boy scott hanson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    i did not see your post about not watching the game till after my post. that is the best way to do it. i want to do that with red zone one weekend but i enjoy the 7 hours of action with my boy scott hanson.
    I'm right there with you man.. No better bang for your TV buck than Redzone but I just had to avoid that Giants score until I knew at least the Dodgers won the NLCS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    I'm right there with you man.. No better bang for your TV buck than Redzone but I just had to avoid that Giants score until I knew at least the Dodgers won the NLCS.
    understood

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigdaddyQH View Post
    Knock off the Crap. How much have you LOST overall? Do not try to tell us that you are a winner overall. You are also one lying sick SOB. Past posting is for losers like yourself. Do NOT post in here again unless you post your plays BEFORE the games start. Here is another clue sicko. Real players NEVER talk about the amount of money they wager. 241 posts in 8 years. How sad. Just go away.
    You’re one really fuckin’ “weird” dude.
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    You have a lot of willpower to not watch the Giants game with such a high stakes parlay. Congrats on the big win!

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    I like multi team parlays for small.. Can always arb/hedge out on the last leg if you won all the other bets leading up on that parlay..

    I've been in that scenario many times and just cashed out on the last play on the parlay.. Works well with prop parlays in MMA and Boxing especially..

    I don't hate on parlays.. Like playing the lotto for but with better odds. 8-10 teamers for $5 or $10 a day.. You hit eventually for big.

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    agreed.

    i think parlays are worth it in small amounts just for fun. i like taking some "sure" 3-4 games on a sunday and doing a round robin parlay in all the combinations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigdaddyQH View Post
    Knock off the Crap. How much have you LOST overall? Do not try to tell us that you are a winner overall. You are also one lying sick SOB. Past posting is for losers like yourself. Do NOT post in here again unless you post your plays BEFORE the games start. Here is another clue sicko. Real players NEVER talk about the amount of money they wager. 241 posts in 8 years. How sad. Just go away.
    im not around enough to know if you are serious or trolling

    really hope for your sake you are trolling

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    Quote Originally Posted by DR225 View Post
    You have a lot of willpower to not watch the Giants game with such a high stakes parlay. Congrats on the big win!
    Appreciate it man.. But once I got the 2 baseball results on Sat. I buried my head in the sand until Mon. when I got them all at once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DroopyDog View Post
    im not around enough to know if you are serious or trolling

    really hope for your sake you are trolling
    Thanks for the support but notice as soon as you call someone like that out on their trolling shit they have no response in return.

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    On a side note I gotta stop making these dumb ass bets. I just live bet Azarenka to win the 2nd set when she was up 3-1..$1000 to win $215. Granted the bet hit but if not I wouldve been chasing that $1K out of sheer rage until I probably go bust again then reload. Rinse & repeat.

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    Tush providing proof of his wagers, arguably our most respected non pro.

    Nice hit man, I say withdraw it all and take a break but best of luck with all!

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    Congrats Doug.
    Great hit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    On a side note I gotta stop making these dumb ass bets. I just live bet Azarenka to win the 2nd set when she was up 3-1..$1000 to win $215. Granted the bet hit but if not I wouldve been chasing that $1K out of sheer rage until I probably go bust again then reload. Rinse & repeat.
    yes that is a dumb ass bet. i concur lol. glad it won but still.

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    There are women walking funny all over the world because of Doug aka the Tushy Terror

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    There are women walking funny all over the world because of Doug aka the Tushy Terror
    I wish bro ..last time I had any "TUSHY ACTION" was exactly a month ago on the 21st from a black girl I used to work with who I became best friends with. Trust me when I tell you she's had way bigger than me considering she's only been with the "brothers" before me. She was literally scrolling through her IG while I was inside her. She said she might come over this Saturday so at least I got that to look forward to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    yes that is a dumb ass bet. i concur lol. glad it won but still.
    Thanks man.. I got to figure out a plan to turn this 5K into 15 or 20K so I could cash out again without laying all this juice that really gets me nowhere. I'll probably start focusing on tennis futures or just live bet football & tennis at only + even odds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    I wish bro ..last time I had any "TUSHY ACTION" was exactly a month ago on the 21st from a black girl I used to work with who I became best friends with. Trust me when I tell you she's had way bigger than me considering she's only been with the "brothers" before me. She was literally scrolling through her IG while I was inside her. She said she might come over this Saturday so at least I got that to look forward to.


    Best of luck w that tushy bro, feel free to keep us posted!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post


    Best of luck w that tushy bro, feel free to keep us posted!
    Will do..I'll be sure to sneakily take a pic and post it on here while she has her head buried in her phone during the subsequent tush pounding.

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    Atta boy!


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    Wow!


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