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    Time to Make up for My losses Tonight in Baseball

    I’ve been going through some tough times recently and I haven’t been hitting my stride like I should be Anyways today I went to the gas station and had a conversation by the pump with this guy and he was giving me some pointers for the baseball game tonight I said why should I trust you he said his name is Kent Hirshfield and that he is one of the most recognized gamblers in Hamilton so I asked him what his plan was tonight and he said to take Dodgers -210. After further conversation he opened his trunk and he showed me a booklet that he was keeping basically he is a bookie. He told me he can take my bet for -200. So he gave me a better line and I said sure

    Dodgers ML -200

    $1,000

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    you can get 185 across the board on the ml

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    Quote Originally Posted by carolinakid View Post
    you can get 185 across the board on the ml
    True.. but can you find a bookie in a gas station willing to take your action with no money put up at better then -200?

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    Seaweed I have a feeling your bet from last night will win tonight.

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    is there another dildo on the line for your pie hole as well if this loses?

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    thx for the dog

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    Maybe you can go to McDonald's tomorrow for your CFB picks..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I’ve been going through some tough times recently and I haven’t been hitting my stride like I should be Anyways today I went to the gas station and had a conversation by the pump with this guy and he was giving me some pointers for the baseball game tonight I said why should I trust you he said his name is Kent Hirshfield and that he is one of the most recognized gamblers in Hamilton so I asked him what his plan was tonight and he said to take Dodgers -210. After further conversation he opened his trunk and he showed me a booklet that he was keeping basically he is a bookie. He told me he can take my bet for -200. So he gave me a better line and I said sure

    Dodgers ML -200

    $1,000
    Mr. Weed, run back the UNDER tonight, we get 9 again.

    This was the night for the dildo bet.


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    Do we have to take Braves now ???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Masters View Post
    Seaweed I have a feeling your bet from last night will win tonight.

    Dammit, what did he take last night?

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    awesome

    good luck

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    The question of the day is: How did Seaweed start talking to a guy at a gas pump about the baseball game tonite? And, this guy is a bookie and gave Seaweed his full name?


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMetsSuck View Post
    is there another dildo on the line for your pie hole as well if this loses?
    No, he plans to pay this back with the actual action this time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I’ve been going through some tough times recently and I haven’t been hitting my stride like I should be Anyways today I went to the gas station and had a conversation by the pump with this guy and he was giving me some pointers for the baseball game tonight I said why should I trust you he said his name is Kent Hirshfield and that he is one of the most recognized gamblers in Hamilton so I asked him what his plan was tonight and he said to take Dodgers -210. After further conversation he opened his trunk and he showed me a booklet that he was keeping basically he is a bookie. He told me he can take my bet for -200. So he gave me a better line and I said sure

    Dodgers ML -200

    $1,000
    Hirshfield? Was that the fat kid who got paddled by Ben Affleck in Dazed and Confused?

    It's a good thing that you ran not him and not some ladyboy who might give you pointers on how to use that new item that you bought.

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    Oh god no! RIP Roberts and Dodgers

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnyvegas13 View Post
    Do we have to take Braves now ???
    We took them already. Now we triple up

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    LOL

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    at what point does the gloryhole get mentioned at the gas station?
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    Seaweed

    Thank you for being you

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    in certain situations post season is a go as in wagerable, but a loosing gambler has no business in post season mlb. Cant give a degen advice doesnt matter they will never try learning going forward or even open their ears

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    1-1 in the 6th last night

    yikes

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    I need this

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    Already on ATL....thanks weed!

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    seaweed u are still the goat

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