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    deeppckts
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    Braves is my play of the month so far

    Unbelievable value, we locked in a lot above +200. My team's simulations suggest a strong Braves push in the middle innings that open the game up.

    Going to put the game on, order two medium two topping pies from Dominos for $20, tip delivery guy $20, and have one of my TOP OF THE LINE Nicaraguan cigars ready to go when the Braves storm the field.

    Is there anything better than the high of gambling??????

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    Deeplockets Short arms, some say the love of a beautiful woman is the ultimate high.



    What toppings on your pies?

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    Oh, and who is “we”?

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    Wtf are your simulations? Braves are starting a rookie with no record against the Dodgers.

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    It's me, my assistant Jean-Luc, computer/numbers guy Clark and of course my dog.

    Jean-Luc already sent home, and Clark a vegan

    Pepperoni Mushroom on one (PAN PIZZA CRUST) and HAM & PINEAPPLE (thin crust). Yes, toppings get everyone agitated but there is no doubt that DOMINOS is the official sponsor of gamblers everywhere!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Wtf are your simulations? Braves are starting a rookie with no record against the Dodgers.
    You clearly don't know what a SIMULATION is. Without saying too much, the 'type' of simulation involves a lot of what we call "Boivin Inversions".

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    Ohhhhhh, so you flipped a coin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Ohhhhhh, so you flipped a coin.
    Yes, a very sophisticated one 10,000+ times!

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    Kershaw is undefeated against the Braves. Good luck lol

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    Dodgers awoken sleeping Giant

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    Kershaw is undefeated against the Braves. Good luck lol
    Yes, but he didn’t put facts into his simulator

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    Thinking the LOGO on the opposing team's jersey matters has got to be the ABSOLUTE DUMBEST belief in ALL of sports betting... and there are MANY bad ones.

    PLEASE don't stop gambling sir, you're keeping me well fed, clothed, and sexed.

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    Anthony’s Coal Fired Pizza much better & a lot of bettors always at the bar before COVID hit.

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    Guys like DeepPockets usually small coks

    You can tell by his posting style

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    If you're on the Dodgers tonight you should tattoo SQUARE on your forehead

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    His simulation on Xbox

    Tipping Dominos guy $20? Why not just order real pizza if you have the bucks?

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    Rios!!!

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    did you grab any ATL live sir?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    did you grab any ATL live sir?
    This washout has no future in story telling or gambling.

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    Let's go

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    looking good now . kershew flded again in key moment of the season

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    wow this guy is zoned in

    enjoy your pizza and cigar

    good job guy


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    Looks like he’s having the last laugh. Even predicted when they would break the game open.
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    impressive inning

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    Guy is giving out winners and peele are getting mad.


    Braves
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    Great Call

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    Beginners luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Beginners luck
    Keep pumping Morino

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    Dammit. I had the Braves TP over 3.5 parlayed with the Houston over 4.5

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    If you didn't want to bet the Braves, fine, but if you bet the Dodgers you're a fukking moron and need to quit gambling.
    You have a fragile Kershaw who's already famous for playoff choking against a red hot Braves game that just happened to come off an embarrassing loss. Why do squares always overreact to the last game? It's the classic trap, especially in the NFL.

    Now who's laughing about my 10,000 simulations of Boivin Inversions??

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeppckts View Post
    Unbelievable value, we locked in a lot above +200. My team's simulations suggest a strong Braves push in the middle innings that open the game up.

    Going to put the game on, order two medium two topping pies from Dominos for $20, tip delivery guy $20, and have one of my TOP OF THE LINE Nicaraguan cigars ready to go when the Braves storm the field.

    Is there anything better than the high of gambling??????
    I tailed the RL for $400.. Not bad +127 odds. Thanks bud!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Deeplockets Short arms, some say the love of a beautiful woman is the ultimate high.



    What toppings on your pies?

    For some it is a big wager on a game (I might qualify for that too), and for some it is eating anything they want and lots of it (fat people).

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    Still a long way to go but please, if you're a sucker who laid -200 on the dodgers, take a break from gambling and be with your family.

    MY GOD THOSE PIES WERE DELICIOUS!

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