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    You get invited to a Unplugged Wedding during Football season, what do you do

    Ceremony & Reception included

    Wedding is from 1pm to 7pm east coast

    close friend or relative

    what do you do?

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    GO, what to think about if they one or both are your friends.there will be game when you get back, if you to think about it, you need to stop gambling, you have a major problem

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    At least you know what to get them for their wedding gift.

    Once married, they'll probably be cool with plugs...

    Do they like fur?


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    This one inflates, I bet they'll both like this one...


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    Quote Originally Posted by carolinakid View Post
    GO, what to think about if they one or both are your friends.there will be game when you get back, if you to think about it, you need to stop gambling, you have a major problem
    major problems?

    yes the major problem is someone setting up an unplugged wedding on Sunday football

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    when you start to put gambling here above the normal thing to do, you got a major problem

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    Quote Originally Posted by carolinakid View Post
    when you start to put gambling here above the normal thing to do, you got a major problem
    better yet, ck when are you turning Pro?

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    Tony it the same when a couple set up a wedding on a holiday like let say the 4th of july, do you go on your vacation plans or change them to go to a special event like a wedding of someone that maybe you are good friends with. let me put the question to you Tony WHAT WOULD YOU DO BE HONEST WITH YOUR ANSWER PLEASE

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    This one inflates, I bet they'll both like this one...

    I believe the industry term for this item is a "JJGold"
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    SBR Tony gave hubie69 2 Betpoint(s) for this post.


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    Fukk the wedding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hubie69 View Post
    I believe the industry term for this item is a "JJGold"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Tony View Post
    major problems?

    yes the major problem is someone setting up an unplugged wedding on Sunday football
    They scheduled an unplugged wedding during NFL games?

    They deserve butt plugs for a gift.

    Giant black ones even...


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    KVB i think Serena Williams had this model for her, since she is such a asshole it big and fat and endorsed by serena williams

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkHorseplayer View Post
    Fukk the wedding.
    No, fuk at thet wedding.

    Go to the wedding, find a bridesmaid, then bang her from head to toe.

    I mean, if you can't watch football then you might as well.

    Right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by carolinakid View Post
    KVB i think Serena Williams had this model for her, since she is such a asshole
    Yes, it's likely only available to prestigious athletes.


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    fade all weddings

    send a gift

    covid - easy excuse

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    fade all weddings

    send a gift

    covid - easy excuse
    True, covid is an easy excuse and there are plenty of gift ideas in this thread alone.


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    I faked being sick and sent my wife and her sister. I got well as soon a they left. Wediings are boring!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    No, fuk at thet wedding.

    Go to the wedding, find a bridesmaid, then bang her from head to toe.

    I mean, if you can't watch football then you might as well.

    Right?
    this. there is always at least one slutty bridesmaid looking for dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carolinakid View Post
    Tony it the same when a couple set up a wedding on a holiday like let say the 4th of july, do you go on your vacation plans or change them to go to a special event like a wedding of someone that maybe you are good friends with. let me put the question to you Tony WHAT WOULD YOU DO BE HONEST WITH YOUR ANSWER PLEASE
    as long as it's not during Football season, I'm there

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    Tony what do you think about butt plugs as a wedding gift?

    WHAT WOULD YOU DO BE HONEST WITH YOUR ANSWER PLEASE

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    Maybe yrs ago i would say watch sports, but not today, too many people let sports rule the way they live day to day.sure i love sports too, but i know when to put them on the side.that why i tell people the superbowl is just a another game, so many people go crazy with all the bets they make on this one game. it will be another game the next day.....if a big game let say coming up and i have plan to travel, i will travel again there will be games the next day....
    Last edited by carolinakid; 09-16-20 at 01:52 PM.

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    You go get laid, that is what you do

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Tony what do you think about butt plugs as a wedding gift?

    WHAT WOULD YOU DO BE HONEST WITH YOUR ANSWER PLEASE
    BUTT, if CK was getting married during football season, guess i would give him a gift

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    ^enjoy your football Tony

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    Is it outdoors?
    If it's indoors, there's your answer. While you're at it, go ahead and chastise them for risking lives.

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    one is outdoors
    ceremony outside, reception in a huge tent that holds 300 people, but only 150 invited
    6 people at a table that normally fits 10

    the other one is scheduled for Nov.8th, indoors

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    I’ve got a much worse wedding situation than that. A 30 year good friend is getting married next spring at Graceland, yea the Elvis place, but I live in Florida like him, then the reception is at the Peabody Hotel in Memphis, I’d probably tell him sorry can’t make it but my wife is dead set on going.

    So now I’m gonna have to spring for round trip airfare a couple nights at the Peabody Hotel and a fukin gift. Who and why does shit like that, has a wedding 500 miles away.

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    on the plus side, airlines has some good deals going today.....

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    I have Hulu live on my phone. If was a good game in the final few minutes mb I’ll take a quick extended bathroom break and watch but ck is spot on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by capitalist pig View Post
    I’ve got a much worse wedding situation than that. A 30 year good friend is getting married next spring at Graceland, yea the Elvis place, but I live in Florida like him, then the reception is at the Peabody Hotel in Memphis, I’d probably tell him sorry can’t make it but my wife is dead set on going.

    So now I’m gonna have to spring for round trip airfare a couple nights at the Peabody Hotel and a fukin gift. Who and why does shit like that, has a wedding 500 miles away.
    i could never do that in good conscience. if i choose to have a destination wedding and am inviting you i better be able to afford your plane and hotel.

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    It depends what kind of bettor you are and how you bet and what betting is to your income etc.

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    weddings are easiest way to get Covid now

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    Coach I would be honored to be in your wedding man

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