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    Sloane Stephens is in a really good spot today

    She’s been an epic disaster the last two years rarely making it to round two but today there’s no pressure on her and all the pressure is on Serena Williams this is where the woman is dangerous take the +180 if you can get it


    Serena is one of the biggest choke jobs in tennis history believe it or not if you follow the game huge losses As a massive favorite in big moments many many times


    Nowadays her nerves are all gone

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    That could be the most elaborate, thoughtful post I've ever seen from you, Coach. Nice work.

    Best of luck!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    She’s been an epic disaster the last two years rarely making it to round two but today there’s no pressure on her and all the pressure is on Serena Williams this is where the woman is dangerous take the +180 if you can get it


    Serena is one of the biggest choke jobs in tennis history believe it or not if you follow the game huge losses As a massive favorite in big moments many many times


    Nowadays her nerves are all gone
    actually not the worst JJ take. Some facts here

    Serena "choke job" is typically in the grand slam finals as she has lost 3/4 finals. So this is still early round for a choke.

    Sloane typically sucks round 1-2 but if she advances, she gets better as the tourney goes on. Sloane has beaten Serena at US open before on the way to winning her Grand Slam

    This is a tough pre match call honestly, wait for something live
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    Sloane is a total trap play at that price or any price actually . Don't be fooled by her looking good beating 2 chicks outside the top 120. She's still the same lazy, unmotivated, out of shape slob who's 5-14 since Wimbledon prior to the US Open. Serena brutalizes chicks she hates (Maria S. 20-2 & 5-1 vs. Sloane with only L being when she was injured against her at 2013 AO). Actually your best play would be to stick Serena in a bunch of parlays at -210.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Sloane is a total trap play at that price or any price actually . Don't be fooled by her looking good beating 2 chicks outside the top 120. She's still the same lazy, unmotivated, out of shape slob who's 5-14 since Wimbledon prior to the US Open. Serena brutalizes chicks she hates (Maria S. 20-2 & 5-1 vs. Sloane with only L being when she was injured against her at 2013 AO). Actually your best play would be to stick Serena in a bunch of parlays at -210.
    Hilarious. Serena is the fat out of shape one. She is not even close to the player she once was and is going to lose today or in the next couple of matches.
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    Chasing my Lakers loss on Stephens

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    Thanks JJ for the fade. I unloaded on Serena.
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    Truly a mixed bag here

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    Hilarious. Serena is the fat out of shape one. She is not even close to the player she once was and is going to lose today or in the next couple of matches.
    Be that as it may but she still made 4 GS Finals in the last 2 years being the fat out of shape one. What exactly has Slow Anne Stephens done since packing on the LBs ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Be that as it may but she still made 4 GS Finals in the last 2 years being the fat out of shape one. What exactly has Slow Anne Stephens done since packing on the LBs ?
    I think they should not play a match today. Put a scale on the court. Whoever weighs less wins. Like the Biggest Loser.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Sloane is a total trap play at that price or any price actually . Don't be fooled by her looking good beating 2 chicks outside the top 120. She's still the same lazy, unmotivated, out of shape slob who's 5-14 since Wimbledon prior to the US Open. Serena brutalizes chicks she hates (Maria S. 20-2 & 5-1 vs. Sloane with only L being when she was injured against her at 2013 AO). Actually your best play would be to stick Serena in a bunch of parlays at -210.
    great post guy!

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    JJ

    sorta reminds Sammy of Carol back in the day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Be that as it may but she still made 4 GS Finals in the last 2 years being the fat out of shape one. What exactly has Slow Anne Stephens done since packing on the LBs ?
    My response had everything to do with Serena. She is over the hill and motherhood has not helped her tennis game. Stephens has the athleticism and game to take her out if she is on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    great post guy!
    Appreciate it man but then again it's tampon tennis so in spite of the writeup I wouldn't be really shocked either way.

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    Holy faaaaawwwwkkkkk!!! I would be making some black babies

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    Serena looks like a tank!
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    good start 5 2
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    serena looks bad

    6 2 sloane
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    And predictably Serena loses the first set and is getting outplayed. Regardless of how this ends up, laying -210 with a 39 year old(will be in 3 weeks) that is overweight and doesn't move well since she gave birth is an awful bet. Stephens is younger, moves better, plays better defense and has beaten Serena in big matches before. You are a complete square.
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    Thanks for the fade pal

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    serena blasted 1st set!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    And predictably Serena loses the first set and is getting outplayed. Regardless of how this ends up, laying -210 with a 39 year old(will be in 3 weeks) that is overweight and doesn't move well since she gave birth is an awful bet. Stephens is younger, moves better, plays better defense and has beaten Serena in big matches before. You are a complete square.
    Pretty sure squares don't risk 2K on a team down 0-3 at +950 but keep telling yourself SS was the right side at +175 after she loses in 3 sets.

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    Like I said, regardless of outcome it's an awful bet to lay -210 in basically a coin flip match.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    Like I said, regardless of outcome it's an awful bet to lay -210 in basically a coin flip match.
    If you read my post I never mentioned betting her straight but putting her in a bunch of parlays to increase the payout instead of taking SS at any price..big difference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    serena blasted 1st set!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    How'd she do in 2nd set?

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    mother fukker

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    nice hit tushy
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    Sloan is a one trick pony

    Surprised she got this far

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    nice hit tushy
    Thanks Jake but the only hit I'm worried about is the Bucks pulling a rabbit out of their ass over the next 4 games.

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    JJ PM me your paypal. I want to send you a small token of appreciation. I asked you to give us fades and you delivered again!
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    Is Serena the last of the tennis yellows? Damn she screams every time she hits the ball. I have to put Her and Sharapova on mute just to watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    JJ PM me your paypal. I want to send you a small token of appreciation. I asked you to give us fades and you delivered again!
    lol

    I am going to cut 2 lawns now

    Going to charge double fuk them

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99 View Post
    ...Serena "choke job"...
    Are we still talking talking about tennis performance here?

    If not then let me just say that sounds HAWT!!

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