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    Dear SBR Members........

    During this time we need to come together as one. No hatred, no color lines, be nice to each other. Christ is in all of our hearts and souls even if we do not accept him. We need him more than ever now. Come together as a community. I hold a prayer service weekly on skype. JJ along with 8 other posters attended last Sunday. It was a beautiful thing. We are one family here. Christ is good and he loves you, just remember a man without Christ is no man at all.


    Timothy 6:9-10 Those who want to get rich fall into temptation and a trap and into many foolish and harmful desires that plunge people into ruin and destruction. For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs.
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    Nope, no Christ in my heart, just as the Easter Bunny or Superman are not real either.

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    I felt this way until I was baptized for the 5th time. Christ is good.
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    Thank you Illini.

    May black baby jesus bless you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    I felt this way until I was baptized for the 5th time. Christ is good.
    ???

    I wasn't even aware you could be baptized more than once. What's the rationale behind multiple baptizes

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    Any picks for kbo?

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    Illini god bless you and yours my friend. Be safe. L'Chaim!
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    I feel like there are so many church goers that don't agree with that philosophy. I personally know a ton, who pray daily, go to church weekly, and are straight money hungry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Illini god bless you and yours my friend. Be safe. L'Chaim!
    Be safe my fellow SB Barbarian. Del Playa misses you! The Thunderdome misses you! I hope to see you at Passover this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    ???

    I wasn't even aware you could be baptized more than once. What's the rationale behind multiple baptizes
    For each sin where I feel on the verge of breaking I go get baptized. I pay $1,400 for each time. It cleanses my soul and Christ pardons me and assured me I will reach heaven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    For each sin where I feel on the verge of breaking I go get baptized. I pay $1,400 for each time. It cleanses my soul and Christ pardons me and assured me I will reach heaven.
    costs more than a stimulus check...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    costs more than a stimulus check...
    But well worth it. It is better than doing drugs or releasing. Being baptized is amazing and I highly recommend it to any sinners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    But well worth it. It is better than doing drugs or releasing. Being baptized is amazing and I highly recommend it to any sinners.
    The things you say give me an indication that you are “mocking” the entire fully re-devoted Christian lifestyle, just my gut feeling. You just don’t sound credible. Not to judge you. I’m a “back sliding” Christian my self who has a sex addiction & always will have one. That will never change & I will take it to my judgement.

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    Illini you healed me

    Thank You

    God Bless
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    The things you say give me an indication that you are “mocking” the entire fully re-devoted Christian lifestyle, just my gut feeling. You just don’t sound credible. Not to judge you. I’m a “back sliding” Christian my self who has a sex addiction & always will have one. That will never change & I will take it to my judgement.
    I am a Jew and I converted to Christianity 5 years ago. I recognize both religions. They both heal me in my life in different ways. They both heal me from my transgressions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    But well worth it. It is better than doing drugs or releasing. Being baptized is amazing and I highly recommend it to any sinners.


    Had my daughter baptized recently

    Well, her choice actually

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    For each sin where I feel on the verge of breaking I go get baptized. I pay $1,400 for each time. It cleanses my soul and Christ pardons me and assured me I will reach heaven.
    Some one out there making bank off baptisms... Jesus (no pun intended)

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    Illini how much do you charge to Baptize?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Illini how much do you charge to Baptize?
    JJ, I want to become a Priest. I will do whatever training is necessary. I want to open my own Church in North Carolina.

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    Illini save
    Me
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    Whatever works for you illini, I grew up in a church environment. Expos d to the cracks and flaws of Christianity at an early age. At the end of the day human nature is what ruins the concept

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Illini save
    Me
    JJ, I just want to let you know last Sunday when I started crying at the end of our prayer service it was because I was very emotional. When I was reading this verse it got me so emotional I almost had to disconnect. Thank you for staying online. i appreciate your input and I will guide you to the promise land.


    Matthew 19:8Verse Concepts

    He *said to them, “Because of your hardness of heart Moses permitted you to divorce your wives; but from the beginning it has not been this way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadymcgrady View Post
    Whatever works for you illini, I grew up in a church environment. Expos d to the cracks and flaws of Christianity at an early age. At the end of the day human nature is what ruins the concept
    I converted from Judaism to Christianity 5 years ago. Christ has saved my life. I have given myself to the Church. I am dedicating my life to Christ and I will spread my message to all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    ???

    I wasn't even aware you could be baptized more than once. What's the rationale behind multiple baptizes
    Multiple sins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goat Milk View Post
    I feel like there are so many church goers that don't agree with that philosophy. I personally know a ton, who pray daily, go to church weekly, and are straight money hungry.
    Multiple "Gods" by God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    JJ, I just want to let you know last Sunday when I started crying at the end of our prayer service it was because I was very emotional. When I was reading this verse it got me so emotional I almost had to disconnect. Thank you for staying online. i appreciate your input and I will guide you to the promise land.


    Matthew 19:8Verse Concepts

    He *said to them, “Because of your hardness of heart Moses permitted you to divorce your wives; but from the beginning it has not been this way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    I am a Jew and I converted to Christianity 5 years ago. I recognize both religions. They both heal me in my life in different ways. They both heal me from my transgressions.
    Know real change for you. Everybody knows "Christianity" is just a "Socially Sanitized Accepted Evil" form of Judaism, used to spread around the globe in the name Jesus Christ and use His Name as an excuse for Genocide of Indigenous People with murder, theft, using Their Unfair Advantage. Empire builders favorite justifaction. Why many turn away from organized religion and seek what organized crime has to offer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    JJ, I want to become a Priest. I will do whatever training is necessary. I want to open my own Church in North Carolina.
    Stop having sex a good start.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    JJ, I want to become a Priest. I will do whatever training is necessary. I want to open my own Church in North Carolina.
    Maybe you can have JJ dress up like a alter boy and you guys can role play

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    For each sin where I feel on the verge of breaking I go get baptized. I pay $1,400 for each time. It cleanses my soul and Christ pardons me and assured me I will reach heaven.
    Just pay 1400 and its all forgiven 🙃

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    I was watching sports and winning money. everything was going great until Jesus made this virus.
    thanks a lot messiah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    I was watching sports and winning money. everything was going great until Jesus made this virus.
    thanks a lot messiah
    Amen to that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    I felt this way until I was baptized for the 5th time. Christ is good.
    You may be getting scammed by you baptizer. How many times have you been circumcised?
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    Illini pour holy water on my head

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    For each sin where I feel on the verge of breaking I go get baptized. I pay $1,400 for each time. It cleanses my soul and Christ pardons me and assured me I will reach heaven.
    These must be some major sins... what exactly are we talking about here?

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