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    zam77
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    Help me

    As you may know I own a food business... catering. God only knows where I’ll be with it in a year but one thing is for sure... it is a hard job and after 20 years of doing it and the uncertainty of the future i am trying to think outside of box with contingency plan.

    Help me develop coronavirus care packages I can send all over country. I have connections with vendors... food vendors, paper vendors, coffee, etc etc.. I have 5000 square foot facility. I have web designer to make site in a week.

    What would you like to see in a coronavirus care package??????

    heres example... give me some other ideas.
    -96 ct tp
    -12 pack purell
    -2 green peppers
    -1 lb ground beef
    -1 lb chicken breast
    -1 pint strawberries
    -2 x 105 ct chlorox wipes
    -8 chocolate chip cookies
    -1 box vinyl powder free gloves
    -3 n95 facemasks
    -deck of cards

    WHAT ELSE?????... help Zammer turn this upside down situation right side up.

    all suggestions welcome... maybe be a stake for you in it down road

    Cheers to all

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    3 pounds pistachios
    Box of tampons? (Option to Add on)

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    pornhub premium gift cards

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    premium free I think for corona promo. xvideos better imo

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    pornhub premium gift cards
    This guy is the horniest guy on SBR

    Zammer, can you ship him a hooker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    This guy is the horniest guy on SBR

    Zammer, can you ship him a hooker?
    please dont im porn only now on til i can meet a nice classy lady one day

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    please dont im porn only now on til i can meet a nice classy lady one day
    There are a lot of nice classy hookers, pal.

    Haven't you seen Pretty Woman?
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    Think everyone's over the toilet paper hording aren't they? Plus it takes up a lot of space in a box (could be a nice site for the recipient seeing a large box turn up however?)

    - Bit random but vege seeds maybe, super cheap and that was one thing disappearing from shops here early on (the actual seedlings not seeds). Fun to plant and watch grow for me anyway!

    - Chocolate block.

    - Avocados (people love getting avo's down under because they're pricey here, not sure what they're worth in the US plus easy to send)

    Some sort of weekly package with meat and fresh vegetables would be the go as the supermarket isn't nicest place to be at the moment if you can supply a few meals of food a week would be ideal. A lot of admin in that though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    This guy is the horniest guy on SBR

    Zammer, can you ship him a hooker?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SSoBs9diyk


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    Digg, check that one out + give me your review.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mase of Base View Post
    Think everyone's over the toilet paper hording aren't they? Plus it takes up a lot of space in a box (could be a nice site for the recipient seeing a large box turn up however?)

    - Bit random but vege seeds maybe, super cheap and that was one thing disappearing from shops here early on (the actual seedlings not seeds). Fun to plant and watch grow for me anyway!

    - Chocolate block.

    - Avocados (people love getting avo's down under because they're pricey here, not sure what they're worth in the US plus easy to send)

    Some sort of weekly package with meat and fresh vegetables would be the go as the supermarket isn't nicest place to be at the moment if you can supply a few meals of food a week would be ideal. A lot of admin in that though.
    Now we are getting somewhere. Mase and Zammer gonna be chilling on millionaires row soon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    100/10
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    Good one, zam. That one's a classic.

    Go back + watch the whole episode. No spoilers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Damn, is that Stu Feiner's dad?
    But in seriousness , now i gotta go look this movie up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Chucky, what's wrong with that guy? I would be banging that robot..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Chucky, what's wrong with that guy? I would be banging that robot..



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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post


    Good looking woman.

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    need vegetables, maybe lettuce and tomatoes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    please dont im porn only now on til i can meet a nice classy lady one day
    Cinci

    What's the hooker scene like by Siesra Key?

    Actually driving up this weekend to look at home on Sand Beach Ave, off Midnight Pass.

    Wanna get beers and walk the beach? ...if we can that is????

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    anything canned

    fruit
    apple sauce, etc

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    Dry pasta and sauce

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    Sbr condoms

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    anything canned

    fruit
    apple sauce, etc
    Quote Originally Posted by franklee168 View Post
    Dry pasta and sauce


    These. Plus tuna and cream of mushroom soup. I'll be eating tuna and noodles for days.

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    Good work zammer

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    This is a bit off topic, but the stores are all out of toilet paper here. I still have some left, but one thing you can do is peel cardboard boxes (Split it down the middle from the corrugated part) if that makes any sense, and then soak it some warm water. It's like a nice warm rag. Just don't flush it, or it will clog up the sewer.

    Maybe too disgusting, but these are crazy times.

    Newspaper or really any non-glossy paper would work too. Just soak it in warm water first.

    Also, then crumple it up a few times after it is wet, and then flatten it out.
    Last edited by hawkeye 16; 05-02-20 at 12:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Good work zammer
    Yeah, nice work Zammer.

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    Fuk off with those green peppers

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
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    Fuk off with those green peppers
    Can I sign up for a rice, cocaine and Oreo box?

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    you are mixing frozen meat with refrig temp strawberries/peppers and room temp toilet paper?

    sounds expensive

    although, i guess companies send chocolate strawberries in the mail. are those mailed room temp?

    maybe you should just focus on frozen package, refrig package, and room temp packages instead of all 3 together unless they want to buy all 3 for a discount

    what am i missing?




    and a room temp package, can you really beat walmart prices?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    please dont im porn only now on til i can meet a nice classy lady one day
    img_5510.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Chucky, what's wrong with that guy? I would be banging that robot..
    Digg, imagine if we sent Zammer a package like that. Quick way to become SBR Men of the Year.

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    You can't please everyone Zammer, even with the most comprehensive care package.

    Ideally, you should pick the audience you can most please during this difficult time and concentrate on doing a solid job with them.

    The question is which type of person is your care package designed for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    You can't please everyone Zammer, even with the most comprehensive care package.

    Ideally, you should pick the audience you can most please during this difficult time and concentrate on doing a solid job with them.

    The question is which type of person is your care package designed for?


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