1. 04-21-20 08:33 AM #1
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    I just bought five bucks worth of oil.......

    and it's on the way:


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  2. 04-21-20 09:31 AM #2
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    k


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  3. 04-21-20 09:56 AM #3
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    Fantastic Donk. When the ship arrives I'll store it for you.






    But wait... Is that ship the Ardenne Venture?
    Wow, that's some bad luck Autodonk... The Ardenne Venture hasn't been in service for 2 years.
    Did you buy the oil from a Nigerian Prince via e-mail?
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  4. 04-21-20 09:58 AM #4
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    People laughing this is going to have a devastation affect on the economy
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  5. 04-21-20 10:47 AM #5
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    I'm just waiting for gas in my area to be one dollar a gallon. It would mean the gas is free and all I pay is taxes.
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  6. 04-21-20 11:04 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    People laughing this is going to have a devastation affect on the economy
    settle down Baldy. its just a hoax, right?
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  7. 04-21-20 11:12 AM #7
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    Not a hoax

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    Million dollar companies will go bankrupt
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  8. 04-21-20 11:22 AM #8
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    This is more of a financial squeeze play for contract that expired yesterday. I have never seen any commodity priced negatively. Hell I never thought it was possible. It just really shows how bad off the entire world is and how it is getting worse while we all hang out and watch some dip shit playing with tigers. I predict oil goes negative again when next months contracts come do. It like a game of hot potato and if you're trading in these futures you better know exactly what you are doing.
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  9. 04-21-20 12:00 PM #9
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  10. 04-21-20 12:06 PM #10
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    Don't know what it meant when it said a barrel was -$11.14.

    AOC is gloating over this, although it's detrimental to our economic recovery.
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  11. 04-21-20 12:18 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Not a hoax

    500
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    no? well take a look around ya proud MAGAt hat wearing prick....cause THIS is what happens when you tell people they have nothing to worry about and ignore warnings months in advance. meanwhile sens on both sides dumped stock.
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  12. 04-21-20 12:23 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by cecil127 View Post
    no? well take a look around ya proud MAGAt hat wearing prick....cause THIS is what happens when you tell people they have nothing to worry about and ignore warnings months in advance. meanwhile sens on both sides dumped stock.
    go look up nancy pelosi telling people to assemble in chinatown and other democrats calling trump racist for blocking planes from certain areas of china

    you are as stupid as they come BOY
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  13. 04-21-20 12:24 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Not a hoax

    500
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    they dont give a shit about me, i dont give a shit about them


    BUTTTTT


    politicians get money from them when they should be working for me

    so theyll be just fine, unlike me
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  14. 04-21-20 12:27 PM #14
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    Wonder what govt mileage allowance write off will be in 2021?

    probably 20 cents mile. Paying my drivers 45 cents pre virus. Should I drop it?
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  15. 04-21-20 01:40 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    and it's on the way:


    how you going to convert it to gas?
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  16. 04-21-20 03:58 PM #16
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    Donk.. since you’re on the subject of oil.

    This looks like something you and your lovely wife can use.

    Oil can plus whatever your imagination can come up with.
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