Originally Posted by
Chi_archie
I have a friend high up in the Charmin company
he let me know that the government has dirt on all the top execs at the major TP companies, and they forced them to let government agents into all the big tp factories and distribution centers.
they put mind control drugs in all the TP that got shipped out last week.
the drugs will go into your anus when you wipe, get into the blood stream, and then it settles in brain.
they had top scientists work on this creatively so it interacts in different ways for different people.
if you have a gun in your house, you will suddenly be compelled to take all fire arms and turn them into the police station most close to you.
if you have are an anti vaccer, you will be compelled to take your kids to the doc to make sure they get THEIR mind control drugs
if you are a hot 13 year old girl you will hitch hike your way to Jeffry Epstein's secret underground pleasure hotel with Clinton and friends
half of y'all are gonna be trans sometime in the next week or two after a big dump