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    I went to Walldeath at 4 a.m. this morning. Spent only about 100 bucks. NO TP. NO paper towels. Nothing like that. Not one single paper item. I figured I would get there during a truck or something.

    I did notice that the highest upper shelves still had some food items on them. Short people can't reach it so I got that stuff. I didn't have much food left so these retards cost me a normal shopping experience (outside of what time I'd go).

    People were taking items out of my cart when I wasn't near it. They pull that too. Unreal. I had 2 cans of Mackerel and only 1 when I checked out. LOL.

    Some women with 4 kids had 2 full shopping carts and was running around yelling. This does remind me of Y2K. Same thing was going on. What are some of these hoarders going to do if they run out of food and they are 400 lbs. to begin with? And there is no food left? Die anyway is the correct answer.

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    Nooooooo... Don't steal the man's Mackerel!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    I went to Dave and Busters to get some TP...


    In Hong Kong they actually robbed a toilet paper truck no joke. Will you please let SBR know where this is located?

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    Stay safe JJ

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    Let's test the supply chains!!

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    Not a lotta water left ?

    U shoulda went during the toilet paper shortage

    Coulda watched em fight for the last roll

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    Quote Originally Posted by hehfest View Post
    In Hong Kong they actually robbed a toilet paper truck no joke. Will you please let SBR know where this is located?
    What's next in these times of panic? Hold on to your girls tight fellas.. ..


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    jj dont forghet the toilet paper

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    I have plenty of toilet paper I did that earlier

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    Poland Springs Water..... i thought that only existed on Seinfeld..... can't remember the name of the merger company... but it was going to be "Moland Springs"

    can't u take a video of the cashier lineup? otherwise, much of what i saw looked fairly normal

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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    media controls people like puppets. very sad.
    People are dumb enough to believe it. Their own fault. I looked up some facts from the CDC.

    35k people in the USA died from the flu last year.

    Coron virus deaths. If you don't have a major illness 0.9% chance of dying if you catch it

    If you're under 70 and catch it, 3.6%, if you're under 60 and catch it, 1.8% chance of dying.

    SSTTAWWPP

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    Should ask if they are hiring

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    Would LOVE to get a RICHKAS shopping video!!

    Maybe he would spot a garboon or skinny kunt

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Should ask if they are hiring
    They are hiring, Funny.


    Grocers limit food purchases, urge shoppers not to hoard as panic buying continues. Kroger ramps up hiring

    https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/14/groc...is-hiring.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    They are hiring, Funny.


    Grocers limit food purchases, urge shoppers not to hoard as panic buying continues. Kroger ramps up hiring


    https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/14/groc...is-hiring.html
    Daggles, thank you kind Sir

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post

    JJ the world image for being be prepared!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hehfest View Post
    I went to Walldeath at 4 a.m. this morning. Spent only about 100 bucks. NO TP. NO paper towels. Nothing like that. Not one single paper item. I figured I would get there during a truck or something.


    I did notice that the highest upper shelves still had some food items on them. Short people can't reach it so I got that stuff. I didn't have much food left so these retards cost me a normal shopping experience (outside of what time I'd go).
    People were taking items out of my cart when I wasn't near it. They pull that too. Unreal. I had 2 cans of Mackerel and only 1 when I checked out. LOL.

    Some women with 4 kids had 2 full shopping carts and was running around yelling. This does remind me of Y2K. Same thing was going on. What are some of these hoarders going to do if they run out of food and they are 400 lbs. to begin with? And there is no food left? Die anyway is the correct answer.
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    How does this situation compare to the Fatherland??
    Wallmart low lives should have recognized
    a lower Nazi lifeform and stolen your wallet, jewlery and your car.
    Finishing touch should be a serious curb-stomping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    They are hiring, Funny.


    Grocers limit food purchases, urge shoppers not to hoard as panic buying continues. Kroger ramps up hiring


    https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/14/groc...is-hiring.html
    Seeet...Kroger right next to my hotel...now I can have a side hustle
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    Ive jerked off more in the past 2 days than I have the rest of the year combined.

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    Funny have they sent you to work from home yet or are you jerking it in the work bathroom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Do you know what he's saying right then?

    I do, and so does my wife.


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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Ive jerked off more in the past 2 days than I have the rest of the year combined.
    Try a blow up doll if the hand gets tired.. Dogs use stuffed animal teddy bears when times get tough..


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    Actually, Gold might get lucky here.

    She did mention something about him wearing a mask and wrapping himself up like a mummy before she would be willing to...

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    ...let me send a picture of her fully clothed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Funny have they sent you to work from home yet or are you jerking it in the work bathroom?
    Company offering work from home starting Tuesday. I will still go in though to jerk off in bathroom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Company offering work from home starting Tuesday. I will still go in though to jerk off in bathroom.

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    That's what happened in North Korea.

    Virus has a 100% death rate there since they shot the guy who caught it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Texas!

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    ^^ lol

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    gold what area in bethlehem do you reside in

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    Stupid. 4000% more people have died form the common flu this season, yet nobody gives it a 2nd thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    Here's my refrigerator. This doesn't include my deep freeze, regular freezer, and closet pantry. Things are fine in Nashville.


    As long as the power stays on!

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