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    Donovan Mitchell has tested positive, Thanks Rudy

    Gobert, joked about this last week, touching reporters mics and players. Now one of his teammates has tested positive. Donovan was going to play last night.

    if I was Donovan, I’d punch him in the nuts.

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    i would say 5% of NBA players will test positive for this now

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    Gobert is a moron
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    So he has the flu

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamsNCharge99 View Post
    i would say 5% of NBA players will test positive for this now
    ultimately it will be much higher, you would expect it to be higher than general population as they have been traveling in airports and large metro areas..... a decent % of normal americans live in more isolated rural areas that will not get affected for a long time.


    secondly, the NBA players will all have very quick access to testing.

    the majority of people that get this after it spikes will never get tested and know for sure if they have it.

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    The way Rudy got infected still makes me laugh whenever I think about it. The only thing better would have been him licking each finger clean like he just ate some Cheetos. You really can’t make that shit up. I wouldn’t pass him the ball the rest of our time playing together. Big man coming to set a screen on him, fck it, not calling that shit out. First he cries about not being an all star, and now this genius display.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    The way Rudy got infected still makes me laugh whenever I think about it. The only thing better would have been him licking each finger clean like he just ate some Cheetos. You really can’t make that shit up. I wouldn’t pass him the ball the rest of our time playing together. Big man coming to set a screen on him, fck it, not calling that shit out. First he cries about not being an all star, and now this genius display.

    well we don't know that is how he got it. in fact it's likely not. The incubation period is a bit longer so he wouldn't have any symptoms that quickly.


    what it is...... is super scary for those reporters and their family. He might get some lawsuites

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    Wow, and they’re saying he was going around touching teammates, and their stuff. He’s gonna be responsible for spreading that shit to possibly two teams. They should deport his ass back to France.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    well we don't know that is how he got it. in fact it's likely not. The incubation period is a bit longer so he wouldn't have any symptoms that quickly.


    what it is...... is super scary for those reporters and their family. He might get some lawsuites
    Probably true, but hilarious nonetheless. He most likely already had it, and just spread it to a room full of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    well we don't know that is how he got it. in fact it's likely not. The incubation period is a bit longer so he wouldn't have any symptoms that quickly.
    what it is...... is super scary for those reporters and their family. He might get some lawsuites
    Hell, I bet one of those reporters will get the virus just so they can sue Gobert. He is fukked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    ultimately it will be much higher, you would expect it to be higher than general population as they have been traveling in airports and large metro areas..... a decent % of normal americans live in more isolated rural areas that will not get affected for a long time.
    Playing basketball is very physical contact, sweat, breathing heavy, coughing, spitting next to each other. You better believe that a high number of players are now infected. Add in their lifestyles, banging coeds every night in every city, every team will most likely have a few infected players.

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    Who cares if players get it now that the season is over.. No biggie.. They won't die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Who cares if players get it now that the season is over.. No biggie.. They won't die.
    They probably won't die, but they may infect someone who will, or infect someone who infects someone who will, or.....you get the idea. Some people are extraordinarily selfish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by d2bets View Post
    They probably won't die, but they may infect someone who will, or infect someone who infects someone who will, or.....you get the idea. Some people are extraordinarily selfish.
    Yep, like the person who got on the JetBlue flight last night after testing positive. Selfish ass people who only care about themselves.

    I think we’re going to see someone young and famous die from this and it’s going to send more shockwaves.

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    yikes

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    I bet half the team has it

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    Just like those selfless people in Cali that have HIV and don't have to tell anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Just like those selfless people in Cali that have HIV and don't have to tell anyone.
    Remember when HIV first discovered there were prostitutes purposely infecting others. Also a nurse infecting people with the blood supply. Sick mofos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mac4Lyfe View Post
    Gobert, joked about this last week, touching reporters mics and players. Now one of his teammates has tested positive. Donovan was going to play last night.

    if I was Donovan, I’d punch him in the nuts.

    better than magic infecting you!

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    Anyone else think it's a coincidence that Jazz two biggest stars have it ?

    I think most the team got infected

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    Gobert unanimously wins defensive player of the year for shutting down the entire NBA. Doorknob licker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    The only thing better would have been him licking each finger clean like he just ate some Cheetos.
    "From now on when you take a chip just take one dip and end it!"


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    lol...you don't know if Mitchell didn't infect Gobert. Unreal...

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    someone in the NBA might even have it and had given it to Gobert
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrongside View Post
    lol...you don't know if Mitchell didn't infect Gobert. Unreal...
    Of course we don’t know but the narrative will certainly be that Gobert infected the entire NBA. His careless, joking attitude will forever link him to this virus. Anyone in the basketball world that comes down with Corona will blame Rudy.

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    Gobert is patient zero in the 4 main sports whether rightful or not

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    Yep, he most likely wasn’t the first but that’s all people will remember.

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    A lot of NBA players fuk each other on the down low, so there will be a lot more cases.

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    guys i had nothing to do with it

    relax

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    Rudy, you play ball?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Rudy, you play ball?
    i do everything except dicks and windows

    okay??

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    guys i had nothing to do with it

    relax
    I believe you.
    You're good to go.

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