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    floki
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    Matt Schlapp giving Trump coronavirus????????????????

    CPAC chairman Matt Schlapp tells me he interacted with attendee who has tested positive for coronavirus. While the timeline is unknown, Schlapp shook Trump's hand on stage the last day of the conference.

    https://t.co/lR5DfHiy8c?amp=1


    Trump hasn’t tweeted all day. Wonder how he’s feeling...

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    If he does indeed get it or have it, Trump has the power of a Pence prayer any time he needs it.

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    Call Coronavirus a hoax at the same conference where Matt Schlapp was infected with it, and then shook his hand
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    Quote Originally Posted by floki View Post
    Call Coronavirus a hoax at the same conference where Matt Schlapp was infected with it, and then shook his hand
    The kind of leader we deserve.

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    wonder how many hookers he has given it to since.

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    best "future" ive heard in years..can I get that parlayed with rush pushing up daisies by end of spring?

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    10 to 1 says that Matt Schlapp not only shook hands with Donald Trump but also tried to kiss him

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    Saloon this whore shit

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    I’m not wishing the coronavirus on anyone but if Trump does contract the virus I think he should hold his next MAGA rally on a cruise ship.

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    Why would Matt Schlapp want to kiss Trump? lol

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    Matt Schlapp giving Trump coronavirus is Peak 2020.

    Trump is super-high-risk old and fat.

    Pence takes control of coronavirus response and Trump gets infected? Hmmmmmmm.....

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    Lol

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    Is one of the symptoms of coronavirus urinating in one's pants?

    Because if it is, Trump did it yesterday

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    matt schlapp giving coronavirus to everyone in the administration is the plot twist i didn't anticipate

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    Quote Originally Posted by floki View Post
    Is one of the symptoms of coronavirus urinating in one's pants?

    Because if it is, Trump did it yesterday

    I heard loss of bodily functions is a sign of it

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    that would be a schlapp in the face. get it? slap, schlapp, I crack myself up

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    He dead my ninjas

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    Feb 26 - CPAC conference, schlapp shakes hands with trump and pence

    Feb 27 -
    Trump names health expert Mike Pence to Lead Coronavirus Response ...

    Pence, at corona virus press conference, wiped snot from his nose with his hands then proceeded to shake everyone’s hands





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    Wonder if Matt Schlapp is any relation to Matt Schatt of SNL fame? The "overachiever" with hot women. Some of their best skits in years!

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    Ted Cruz in self-quarantine after interacting with coronavirus patient at CPAC

    https://www.dallasnews.com/news/publ...tient-at-cpac/

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    Quote Originally Posted by floki View Post
    CPAC chairman Matt Schlapp tells me he interacted with attendee who has tested positive for coronavirus. While the timeline is unknown, Schlapp shook Trump's hand on stage the last day of the conference.

    https://t.co/lR5DfHiy8c?amp=1


    Trump hasn’t tweeted all day. Wonder how he’s feeling...

    Let us Pray!!!!!

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