Originally Posted by Auto Donk
Last time I saw you fight you were using a dildo as a weapon.
not sure how worried the above mentioned should be.
If they do end up going to the bash maybe they should
bring there own dildo for protection.
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02-19-20 10:02 AM #36
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02-19-20 10:06 AM #37
You've seen my balls!
Personally i wish they were smaller :\
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02-19-20 10:06 AM #38
I’m in. Regardless of location.
Wouldn’t mind going back to Costa Rica.
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02-19-20 10:07 AM #39
wtf??? Originally Posted by optional
Lol
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02-19-20 10:08 AM #40
AD fired up! Originally Posted by Auto Donk
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02-19-20 10:11 AM #41
please show up, mohter fukker!!! Originally Posted by Al Masters
i cannot wait to make your look like this guy:
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02-19-20 10:14 AM #42
Originally Posted by pimike
I was thinking the same.. must be an inside joke
or at least I’m hoping it was.
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02-19-20 10:17 AM #43
Originally Posted by Auto Donk
please show up, mohter fukker!!!
i cannot wait to make your look like this guy:
You got a big dildo there!
ill take it as a compliment that you put it on my head
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02-19-20 10:20 AM #44
Sbr bash seems to be the term used for lonely, old, tired and overweight sad meat sacks that got left behind in their group or circle of friends bc they never got married and started families like everyone else. 55 going on 15 looking to rekindle glory days with strangers on the internet.
Watch your drink around donker, that guy talks about dikk more than all of the escorts in a single state combined. Not sure if he wants to fukk a poster or make them watch him with his wife, most likely all of the above and everything in between
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02-19-20 10:26 AM #45
Originally Posted by shadymcgrady
Guys a porn star in his own mind.
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02-19-20 10:32 AM #46
Donk is great for sbr, hilarious poster. I just couldn't resist the instigate button Originally Posted by Al Masters
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02-19-20 10:35 AM #47
If in Vegas I'd probably show.
Donkers, KVB and Diggitty need to bring hot chicks though
..
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02-19-20 10:45 AM #48
Automan small time
He was
Playing penny slots and fukkin women 190 pounds in threesomes with his lovely wife
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02-19-20 10:51 AM #49
depend on where it is and how long; would be interested in meeting some peeps
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02-19-20 01:36 PM #50
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02-19-20 01:55 PM #51
Stop getting the faithful all excited pal. How many false alarm threads have you started. Originally Posted by jjgold
Lol
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02-19-20 01:59 PM #52
get in line.... you'll find out on the third morning of the bash, when you wake up in a hospital to : 1) find your large intestine prolapsed and hangin' ten inches out your bunghole; 2) find yourself hooked up to a dialysis machine to substitute for a kidney because BOTH of yours have been harvested; 3. find xrays of intestines filled with hardened concrete with a gerbil encased in said concrete, or 4. all of the above...... Originally Posted by shadymcgrady
Points Awarded:
KVB gave Auto Donk 1 Betpoint(s) for this post.
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02-19-20 01:59 PM #53
You seem more disgruntled than anyone I have met at a bash... Originally Posted by shadymcgrady
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02-19-20 02:03 PM #54
I can speak for Donk when I say, "we've been there, done that." Originally Posted by JIBBBY
...Donkers, KVB... need to bring hot chicks though..
Nomination(s):This post was nominated 1 time . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: Auto Donk
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02-19-20 02:04 PM #55
Fair enough. Originally Posted by Optional
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02-19-20 02:06 PM #56
They did.... Originally Posted by KVB
I can speak for Donk when I say, "we've been there, done that."
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02-19-20 02:08 PM #57
Yes, and now look what happened... Originally Posted by pimike
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02-19-20 02:11 PM #58
Lol Originally Posted by KVB
Yes, and now look what happened...
JJ and I had 3 queens.. don’t let him fool you.
I tried hard to get Big O and phillyguy a 2 for 1 deal.
We work work it out there don’t we KVB?
Donk owns a few himself and shares with the insiders.
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02-19-20 02:14 PM #59SBR Poker is ALL Freakin Wild Donk Luck!
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Originally Posted by Auto Donk
Originally Posted by Al Masters
LOL Yeah I can just see the buffoon now, wildly swinging a dildo at me screaming:
"I had no problem with you at all, until one night I was off my meds and you typed 'LOL' in the poker chat!!"
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02-19-20 02:14 PM #60
damn.... seeing JJ makes me regret not making some sort of video to spoof the site with when we (my wife and I) rode upstairs in the elevator with JJ at the golden nugget.....
from her just hauling off and kicking him in the nuts to me first showing her, and talkin' some shit about a threeesome with some guy we just met, then slowly turning the camera to our forlorn mascot, revealing it is JJ, who follows into the room as she makes us drop trow to reveal our respective schlong and schshort......
with her laughing hilariously as the contrast between what is seen below and my crank is revealed........
she doesn't even have to throw him out as the video is concluding -- his instincts tell him he's been rejected by a big dd breasted beautiful woman yet again -- so he hangs his head and soldier's out, both of us rolling in laughter.....
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02-19-20 02:17 PM #61
make it week one of NFL and yes......
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02-19-20 02:17 PM #62
That has to go down as the best SBR photo ever. Originally Posted by Auto Donk
damn.... seeing JJ makes me regret not making some sort of video to spoof the site with when we (my wife and I) rode upstairs in the elevator with JJ at the golden nugget.....
from her just hauling off and kicking him in the nuts to me first showing her, and talkin' some shit about a threeesome with some guy we just met, then slowly turning the camera to our forlorn mascot, revealing it is JJ, who follows into the room as she makes us drop trow to reveal our respective schlong and schshort......
with her laughing hilariously as the contrast between what is seen below and my crank is revealed........
she doesn't even have to throw him out as the video is concluding, he hangs his head and soldier's out, both of us rolling in laughter.....
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02-19-20 02:20 PM #63
I'll give JJ some credit here..... if a person has that little to work with, the last thing you'd generally think he'd ever do is film himself grabbing that pathetic shit and revealing the sad shortcoming for the entire gambling world to see..... particularly if reviewed the video before posting it.... Originally Posted by pimike
ballsy move, or the most ignorant ever..... hard to say
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02-19-20 03:16 PM #64
Donk just merciless w JJ cahhk video lol
Fats in for Vegas!
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02-19-20 03:28 PM #65
sad thing is, I have a rule: I will not resort to the kahkless wonder photo/gif until JJ makes a negative remark in a thread about me first.... shows how often I am unprovokedly attacked by the small kahked eunuch.... Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats
i probably violated that rule a few times when he just served up some really low hangin fruit that made the photo an obvious retort..... but those are the exceptions.... I generally only use it to bitch slap him back into his short-kahked place after he pipes off....
lol... using "short kahked place" reminded of that one chick lookin' for a short-kahked "stud".... that thread may have been one of the exceptions..... damn, just went to get that ad to post it here again, and sbr has removed it.... that's ridiculous....
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02-19-20 03:36 PM #66
yeah, it's apparently forever gone.... guess I'll just load this in the chamber and fire away:
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02-19-20 03:37 PM #67
Let’s all be honest here...bash will consist of the same people.....
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02-19-20 03:38 PM #68
f'n thing still cracks me up.... in an effort to make the relatively small white kocked idiots of the usa feel better about their short diks, the add every f'n asian country they can think of to make the usa's paltry avg on the top end of the scale.....
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02-19-20 03:42 PM #69
how is the global average ahead of every asian country Originally Posted by Auto Donk
yeah, it's apparently forever gone.... guess I'll just load this in the chamber and fire away:
where is russia?
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02-19-20 03:45 PM #70
\ Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger
because asians have what eddie murphy once called "littlie rice diks", and are draggin' down the world avg to what it is......... to which a asian crowd member yelled out, "yah, but they work"... to which eddie said, "sure, they work, the shit is operation, I didn't say their diiks were small and broken"......
damn he was funny back in the day....
as for russia, here's what happened to the last guys trying to get russain guys to drop their pants so they could measure some dik:
Last edited by Auto Donk; 02-19-20 at 03:49 PM.
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