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    "SPORTS ARE NOT RIGGED! Kobe was cool!

    Ok, sure. Kobe's scoring record (on his 666th game in the NBA, 81 pts)







    + Kobe's 666 workout routine ("Named so because Bryant trains 6 days/week, 6 hrs/day & 6 months/year").





    I want to hear you explaining/justifying those ones.

    Wake up, comrades. Satan is real and the antichrist is already here making moves.

    These celebs all sell their souls, is a must for the top spots.

    http://ballislife.com/this-day-in-hi...res-81-points/

    http://ballislife.com/kobe-bryant-mu...rkout-routine/


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    drinking,tonight
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    Too bad Kid Bazkit got banned I'd like to hear his take on this

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    Also, after the helicopter crash, Kobe's remains totalled 666 pieces at the wreckage site. The authorities would have preferred that this info was not leaked.


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    Quote Originally Posted by icon View Post
    Also, after the helicopter crash, Kobe's remains totalled 666 pieces at the wreckage site. The authorities would have preferred that this info was not leaked.

    oh you blinded poor fool. cant see whats in front of ya

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    uh, I don't think he's flashing any "satanic handsign" there.... to the contrary, he's just showing us how wide he's gonna wallow out that kardashiho-lookin' skank's vagina with the mamba.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post



    uh, I don't think he's flashing any "satanic handsign" there.... to the contrary, he's just showing us how wide he's gonna wallow out that kardashiho-lookin' skank's vagina with the mamba.......




    oh you blinded poor fool. cant see whats in front of ya!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post



    uh, I don't think he's flashing any "satanic handsign" there.... to the contrary, he's just showing us how wide he's gonna wallow out that kardashiho-lookin' skank's vagina with the mamba.......
    Her pussy was stretched out long before she met Kobe.
    Last edited by Swaggy P; 02-10-20 at 10:45 PM.

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    what are the chances lebron james had not cheated on his wife

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post



    uh, I don't think he's flashing any "satanic handsign" there.... to the contrary, he's just showing us how wide he's gonna wallow out that kardashiho-lookin' skank's vagina with the mamba.......

    I doubt you are that clueless Donk.

    That's the Illuminati hand sign... representing the pyramid
    What about these guys?



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    Who gonna die next they have to sacrifice there soul

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    LMFAO!!! It's Me, It's Me, It's DDP. BANG!!!



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    Larry Johnson scores another TD:


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    "oh you blinded poor fool. cant see whats in front of ya" - got to love these guys who are so smart they can see it all whilst everyone else is just sheeple

    Don't ask the guy to clearly explain his proof, or even reasoning, though.

    It's just too high level for the rest of us to understand so he wont waste time (ie: can't)

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    Ive been seeing the devil in my dreams. What does it mean

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    LeBron flashed illuminate and 666 sign at Kobe s ceremony

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    Ive been seeing the devil in my dreams. What does it mean
    I believe you have to specify which devil it is that your seeing to get a misguided guess from the guy...
    Until then, in my non-professional opinion, don't hassle it and keep wagering..

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    hurry is one crazy ass mofo

    but he is our crazy ass mofo
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGuesser View Post
    Larry Johnson scores another TD:

    I LOVE IT, Guesser the classless ignorant retard chimes in

    Larry is one of us now you imbecile, he renounces Satan and denounceds the illuminati EVERYDAY


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    Schooling the Guesser again LOL

    EASY


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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post





    "oh you blinded poor fool. cant see whats in front of ya" - got to love these guys who are so smart they can see it all whilst everyone else is just sheeple

    Don't ask the guy to clearly explain his proof, or even reasoning, though.

    It's just too high level for the rest of us to understand so he wont waste time (ie: can't)

    Dude once again, jumping the gun.

    AND ONCE AGAIN, MAKING SOMETHING ABOUT TRUMP THAT SHOULDN'T


    As an EXPERT in Paganism and FREEMASONRY, I can assure Trump is a freemason. NOT ALL FREEMASONS are bad, most join just for networking, loneliness, boredom or curiosity. They tell you freemasonry is compatible with being a Christian which is a lie.

    Trump is a 32nd degree

    It is until you reach 33rd degree that they tell you the truth: The Great Architect of the Universe is LUCIFER, the lightbearer, the fallen light, BAPHOMET, BAAL, BEELZEBUB, HORUS, OSIRIS, SATURN, CHRONOS

    However you wanna call it

    It is then when the blood rituals start. You are in too deep, and cant get out. They also most likely have blackmail on you by now as well.


    Trump and his ego are a problem, but he has been the best US POTUS of the last 50years, EASILY. He-s a zionist which I hate, he said "Israel is being saved for last" so we'll see. MOSSAD NEEDS TO BE EXTERMINATED.

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    This shit needs to be salooned.

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    [QUOTE=TheGuesser;29257256]LMFAO!!! It's Me, It's Me, It's DDP. BANG!!!


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    filthy animal I OWN YOU EVERY STEP OF THE WAY


    I POSTED THIS 4 HOURS BEFORE YOUR DDP POST ON MY TWITTER


    YOU THINK U CAN BEAT MY KNOWLEDGE IN THIS?


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    Quote Originally Posted by icon View Post
    This shit needs to be salooned.
    NO IT DOESNT

    its sports related

    why does it bother you? you got something to hide?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    NO IT DOESNT

    its sports related

    why does it bother you? you got something to hide?
    Yes, as a son of Satan I'd prefer that this topic stay out of the main forum.

    Hurry, I think I'll have father visit you in a dream tonight.


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    Quote Originally Posted by icon View Post
    Yes, as a son of Satan I'd prefer that this topic stay out of the main forum.

    Hurry, I think I'll have father visit you in a dream tonight.

    I knew you were one of the chosen!!!
    The Canadian sports avatar was a dead giveaway..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckandadime View Post
    I knew you were one of the chosen!!!
    The Canadian sports avatar was a dead giveaway..
    My avatar looks like the Blue Jays logo to you, but Hurry sees something else, trust me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by icon View Post
    My avatar looks like the Blue Jays logo to you, but Hurry sees something else, trust me.

    Do you think the bird is speaking in tongues to him?

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    Who cares

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckandadime View Post
    Do you think the bird is speaking in tongues to him?
    No, He will receive a sign!


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    Op needs his own forum called “the nut house”.

    Him and LT Dan can be mods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icon View Post
    Yes, as a son of Satan I'd prefer that this topic stay out of the main forum.

    Hurry, I think I'll have father visit you in a dream tonight.

    that was actually funny

    see? these dark subjects can also be met with humour you canuck moosefucker


    Satan loves Canadians, he told me

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