1. 01-14-20 09:15 PM #1
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    ** It's Only January But This Is Bound To Be The Biggest Sports News Story of 2020 **

    Keep in mind Brett Favre is 50 years old and has zero head coaching experience.

    AP - Just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder than the peter pics Brett sent Jets sports reporter Jenn Sterger in 2011, reports surfacing out of the University of Southern Mississippi, where Favre spent his collegiate career as the quarterback for the Golden Eagles, issued late Tuesday evening, indicate that Favre, through a mutual agreement with his lawyer, Amos Lyons, and Sterger, his accuser, has settled upon an agreement that could possibly land him a head coaching job as soon as Friday of this week at a major Power 5 conference school.

    The legal ramifications of a job venture at this stage in the game points to none other than Sterger's ex-fiancee, and professional hockey player for the San Jose Sharks, Wally Pitchner, and his connections to the B1G conference and board of regents therein. It has been long debated as to whether or not this is in direct violation of NCAA rules regarding "truant application" but Lyons has stated that the paperwork has passed through the committee's hands without a single veto, indicating that Brett Favre is a full go in the application process.

    Committee chairperson, Craig Romans, is already an outspoken advocate of such a move while Brett Favre's two daughters, Brittany Favre, 21, and Breleigh Favre, 23 remain adamant that their father has no plans to move forward with such a venture and is happy with his current life on the farm, not to mention his palatial 350 acre country estate in Dormund, IN purchased last year for an estimated $4.8 million.

    Brett Favre could not be reached for comment at the time of this release but a 30 minute press conference is rumored to be scheduled for 3:20 EST Thursday afternoon.



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  2. 01-14-20 09:16 PM #2
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  3. 01-14-20 09:20 PM #3
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    Favre won the HS State Champunship as offensive coordinator in Mississippi just a year ago.

    He's a champun.

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  4. 01-14-20 09:21 PM #4
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    And I got rick rolled.

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  5. 01-14-20 09:21 PM #5
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    Lol

    Favre is too dumb to be a coach
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  6. 01-14-20 09:24 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Lol

    Favre is too dumb to be a coach
    Remember his dick pics?
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  7. 01-14-20 10:02 PM #7
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    not even a top 100 news story
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  8. 01-14-20 10:26 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    not even a top 100 news story
    What isn't?
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    Will he wear his wranglers on the sideline?
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  10. 01-14-20 10:53 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    not even a top 100 news story
    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post

    What isn't?
    Yeah, that's what I thought... You don't even know what the hell you just read. All you remember is getting Jedi-mindfukk'd and then having Rick Astley's pleated khakis gyrating in your face, that latter half of which you undoubtedly enjoyed.
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  11. 01-14-20 10:56 PM #11
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  12. 01-14-20 11:07 PM #12
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    story doesnt make sense when u actually read it
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  13. 01-14-20 11:18 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    story doesnt make sense when u actually read it
    Not one bit.

    Amos Lyons?

    Wally Pitchner?

    Craig Romans?

    "Truant application?" Wtf?

    Why would Jenn Sterger have anything to do with Brett Favre's hiring as a head coach?

    Is there a such thing as "Dormund" Indiana?

    What a dreadful piece of fabrication...

    But what a sweet, sweet payoff when the bewildered reader proceeds onward to the "news story" for elucidation only to be unceremoniously rick-rolled into oblivion. I want the toll to climb to unprecedented heights. I want victims to see Rick Astley in their nightmares! I want the world and I want it now!!!
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  14. 01-14-20 11:21 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Not one bit.

    Amos Lyons?

    Wally Pitchner?

    Craig Romans?

    "Truant application?" Wtf?

    Why would Jenn Sterger have anything to do with Brett Favre's hiring as a head coach?

    Is there a such thing as "Dormund" Indiana?

    What a dreadful piece of fabrication...

    But what a sweet, sweet payoff when the bewildered reader proceeds onward to the "news story" for elucidation only to be unceremoniously rick-rolled into oblivion. I want the toll to climb to unprecedented heights. I want victims to see Rick Astley in their nightmares! I want the world and I want it now!!!
    the bold was my first question also. u can run this on tv and the masses wouldnt know any better either theyd just wait for confirmation from another station
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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    the bold was my first question also. u can run this on tv and the masses wouldnt know any better either theyd just wait for confirmation from another station
    That's a good point... This thread could double as a social experiment to demonstrate how easily you can fool the dumbed down masses with clever presentation (or in this case, just a whirlwind of nonsensical verbiage). It's a case study in how fake news passes as real news and vice versa.
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  16. 01-15-20 12:16 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Remember his dick pics?
    Post the pics diggity or you are gay
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  17. 01-15-20 09:45 AM #17
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    saloon
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  18. 01-15-20 09:47 AM #18
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    +1

    saloon
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  19. 01-15-20 02:51 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    saloon
    Quote Originally Posted by 5mike5 View Post
    +1

    saloon
    Look at these two assclowns who soiled their diapers after getting hit with a thunderous slab of Rick-roll. Now they wanna send me to the saloon to avenge their public humiliation. Fat chance, sourpuss... Ima big deal around here and the brass know it. Untouchable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyMan View Post
    Post the pics diggity or you are gay



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  21. 01-15-20 07:41 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    lol

    favre is too dumb to be a coach
    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    not even a top 100 news story
    Quote Originally Posted by franklee168 View Post
    will he wear his wranglers on the sideline?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5mike5 View Post
    +1

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    rickie rollied
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  22. 01-15-20 08:02 PM #22
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    Great players make shytty coaches anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gummo View Post
    Great players make shytty coaches anyway.
    ^^^^May I quote this Rickie??
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  24. 01-15-20 09:13 PM #24
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    I may have created a monster here.

    All the RR victims are banning together now and starting hashtag movements in an effort to smear my good name.
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    Alright, alright, alright... 2nd biggest sports news story of 2020.
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  26. 01-26-20 08:21 PM #26
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  27. 01-26-20 08:38 PM #27
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    It had a good run.
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  28. 01-26-20 09:05 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Alright, alright, alright... 2nd biggest sports news story of 2020.
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