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    Booger McFarland............................... ...................

    “If the Packers score more points than the Vikings the Packers will win.”

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    Can’t stand this fat mofo on Monday night. Too bad gruden seems to have raiders going in right direction. MNF been awful since gruden left.

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    Booger is the best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicername View Post
    Booger is the best.
    I feel like you shouldn’t be allowed to discuss the “finer points” of the game if your name is booger!!

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    Guys be nice, Booger is a simple man.

    "YOU WIN AND LOSE AS A TEAM"

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    Quote Originally Posted by wikkidinsane View Post
    Guys be nice, Booger is a simple man.

    "YOU WIN AND LOSE AS A TEAM"
    Did booger’s teams ever win? I don’t remember.

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    the only 3 ways to watch monday night football with booger:
    1. mute
    2. espn deportes
    3. alcohol

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    Vikings have no timeouts, Packers have the ball turned over on downs with less than 2 min left.

    Booger: "The Packers can basically run out this clock."

    No Booger, the Packers can literally run out the clock with 3 kneel downs. The game is over. For how often "literally" is misused these days, Booger had his shot. Hard listening to this cro magnon forehead looking mother fukker explain the game with the nuance and grammar of a sixth grader.

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    Yeah would really LIke Romo to get that Monday Night ESPN GIG. For sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Easy-Rider 66 View Post
    Yeah would really LIke Romo to get that Monday Night ESPN GIG. For sure.
    I liked romo when he 1st took over the cbs top spot with nance but he has worn me out a little trying to guess what gonna happen before every damn snap. Lol.

    Don’t get me wrong, he light years better than booger, just wish he would stop trying to impress us by yelling out what he thinks the play is before every snap!! We get it pal, you played and recognize formations, you have proven it so just chill!!!


    It’s a shame gruden appears to have raiders going the right direction. Chucky was best thing to happen to MNF since frank, al, and dan got the party started!! Lol.

    It never happen anyways as espn has went the way of cutting cost and cheap labor!! They be quicker to have some Mexican in the booth making minimum wage before they shell out for any proven talent!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    I liked romo when he 1st took over the cbs top spot with nance but he has worn me out a little trying to guess what gonna happen before every damn snap. Lol.

    Don’t get me wrong, he light years better than booger, just wish he would stop trying to impress us by yelling out what he thinks the play is before every snap!! We get it pal, you played and recognize formations, you have proven it so just chill!!!


    It’s a shame gruden appears to have raiders going the right direction. Chucky was best thing to happen to MNF since frank, al, and dan got the party started!! Lol.
    Yeah you may have a point. Romo loves predicting the upcoming Play. I usually watch the redzone or at the pub so I do not get to hear him often. But he is one of best in buisness imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Easy-Rider 66 View Post
    Yeah you may have a point. Romo loves predicting the upcoming Play. I usually watch the redzone or at the pub so I do not get to hear him often. But he is one of best in buisness imo.
    Yea I’m certainly not saying he sucks. Him and nance probably my favorite combo doing nfl these days: just would like him to tone down the pre snap guessing game a few ticks. It was kinda cool when he 1st started and he was pegging bunch of them but that has gotten a little stale imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Vikings have no timeouts, Packers have the ball turned over on downs with less than 2 min left.

    Booger: "The Packers can basically run out this clock."

    No Booger, the Packers can literally run out the clock with 3 kneel downs. The game is over. For how often "literally" is misused these days, Booger had his shot. Hard listening to this cro magnon forehead looking mother fukker explain the game with the nuance and grammar of a sixth grader.
    As bad he is in the booth I think it was even worse last year when witten (who sucked) was in booth and they had booger rooming the sky blocking everyone’s view in that redic machine they put his fat ass in that hovered over the whole freaking stadium! Lol

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    “If the Packers score more points than the Vikings the Packers will win.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkeye 16 View Post
    “If the Packers score more points than the Vikings the Packers will win.”

    - Booger

    At least he wasn’t wrong about this!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    As bad he is in the booth I think it was even worse last year when witten (who sucked) was in booth and they had booger rooming the sky blocking everyone’s view in that redic machine they put his fat ass in that hovered over the whole freaking stadium! Lol
    That frickin' reinforced buggy was the worst.

    I also loved how 2 min before Booger said the Packers could basically run out the clock, he says, the Vikings should run a screen pass! Very next play they run a screen pass and it goes for no gain. Guey's talents are wasted in that booth. Make him a head coach!

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    That frickin' reinforced buggy was the worst.

    I also loved how 2 min before Booger said the Packers could basically run out the clock, he says, the Vikings should run a screen pass! Very next play they run a screen pass and it goes for no gain. Guey's talents are wasted in that booth. Make him a head coach!
    Lol. I see a browns job in his future!!! That screen lost like 5 yards and all kinds of time didn’t it??

    Haven’t talked to you in forever bro!!! Hope all is well?
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    Idk I think he’s funny

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    Actual quote I remember from GB/Detroit game:

    "The Lions want to score a touchdown here. The Packers want to stop them from scoring a touchdown."

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkeye 16 View Post
    “If the Packers score more points than the Vikings the Packers will win.
    - Booger
    I'm just glad he cleared that up for all of us. I wasn't sure before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asiagambler View Post
    Actual quote I remember from GB/Detroit game:

    "The Lions want to score a touchdown here. The Packers want to stop them from scoring a touchdown."

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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    Idk I think he’s funny
    I mean yea sure, like bill Walton doing hoops. Yes you laugh but damn they not good at their jobs,, are they?? Maybe they are?

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    Quote Originally Posted by asiagambler View Post
    Actual quote I remember from GB/Detroit game:

    "The Lions want to score a touchdown here. The Packers want to stop them from scoring a touchdown."
    Spot on!!

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    At least what he says is truthful. 2+2 =4. The sun rises in the east, etc.

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    Deep Thoughts with Booger McFarland --"If the Packers score more points than the Vikings tonight, they'll win the game"* 1st & 10 - Green Bay *"Now in order for Green Bay to get the first down, they have to get at least 10 yards. Nothing less will move the sticks"



    “The job of Aaron Rodgers and Kirk Cousins is to throw the ball at the Packers and the Vikings Game.” -
    Booger



    “If Aaron Rodgers throws more touchdowns than Kirk Cousins the Packers might defeat the Vikings.”- Booger



    "The winner of the Packers-Vikings game will emerge victorious."-Booger



    Booger: If the packers win the game, the vikings will lose #GBvsMIN



    “The way this defense is set up, it’s all gonna run through Blake Martinez”-Booger McFarland, an idiot

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    Quote Originally Posted by 19th Hole View Post
    Deep Thoughts with Booger McFarland --"If the Packers score more points than the Vikings tonight, they'll win the game"* 1st & 10 - Green Bay *"Now in order for Green Bay to get the first down, they have to get at least 10 yards. Nothing less will move the sticks"



    “The job of Aaron Rodgers and Kirk Cousins is to throw the ball at the Packers and the Vikings Game.” -
    Booger



    “If Aaron Rodgers throws more touchdowns than Kirk Cousins the Packers might defeat the Vikings.”- Booger



    "The winner of the Packers-Vikings game will emerge victorious."-Booger



    Booger: If the packers win the game, the vikings will lose #GBvsMIN



    “The way this defense is set up, it’s all gonna run through Blake Martinez”-Booger McFarland, an idiot
    Lmfao. Are all of those really accurate?

    My personal favorite gotta be the yards needed for 1st down one!!

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    At least the Vikings didn't fall victim to the dreaded Minneapolis Miracle. Those kinds of things always happen to the Minnesota Vikings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    As bad he is in the booth I think it was even worse last year when witten (who sucked) was in booth and they had booger rooming the sky blocking everyone’s view in that redic machine they put his fat ass in that hovered over the whole freaking stadium! Lol
    Yeah, I think a couple times his big forehead blocked out the stadium lighting so they had to lower him in his beetus cart.

    I would have loved to see someone put a V-8 on that thing so it could pop some wheelies.

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    Can’t put a lineman in the press box

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Vikings have no timeouts, Packers have the ball turned over on downs with less than 2 min left.

    Booger: "The Packers can basically run out this clock."

    No Booger, the Packers can literally run out the clock with 3 kneel downs. The game is over. For how often "literally" is misused these days, Booger had his shot. Hard listening to this cro magnon forehead looking mother fukker explain the game with the nuance and grammar of a sixth grader.
    Nino!!!

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    Booger crowned Russell Wilson the mvp

    then gave it to lamar

    then had to apologize on national tv

    saying lamar can’t throw

    twice!!!!

    booger is not in a good position to succeed

    romo , Nantz , collingsworth ,

    I’ll write a book on the failure that is MNF

    HOWARD must be rolling over in grave

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    Booger reminds me of Ollie from Family Guy

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    Hey Dane

    what is the pulse like down there

    gotta hurt bammer missing and you ain’t there

    especially since you guys let slip away few years back

    hope all is well , love your fam today and everyday

    cheers bro

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