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    MaltedHopsFrenzy
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    I Think I Just Met The Next Mrs. MaltedHopsFrenzy.....

    https://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...iwi-story.html


    Only thing is she's 62, other than that, she meets all my requirements. Maybe she could be my sugar momma.....

    1. Drunk - check
    2. And driving, so, a stupid broad - check
    3. Already had a DUI in 2015, again stupid broad - check
    4. Gambling addiction is so strong, she tries to gamble her breathalyzer BAC with the cop - check
    5. Bets she will blow an outrageously hammered .19 - check
    6. Loses bet by blowing a .229!!!! Almost 1/4 of this chick's blood is alcohol?!?!!! And she's still coherent and standing?!?! WTF?!?! I'm in love!
    Last edited by MaltedHopsFrenzy; 08-30-19 at 08:50 AM.

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    2daBank
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    She quite the looker!!

    Ya’ll no doubt have many domestic disturbance calls in your promising future together., enjoy every moment cause it won’t be long till she on the list for a liver!!

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    MaltedHopsFrenzy
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    She quite the looker!!

    Ya’ll no doubt have many domestic disturbance calls in your promising future together., enjoy every moment cause it won’t be long till she on the list for a liver!!

    Given her M.O., she's probably got a daughter who's 47 and a granddaughter who's 32 - who are just as equally prone to poor life decisions, A.K.A. "my kind of woman".

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    KVB
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy View Post
    ...Bets she will blow an outrageously hammered .19 - check
    6. Loses bet by blowing a .229!!!!...
    I doubt she wins the tie breaker with Action Points like that.

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    Her hair is layered nice. She's a keeper

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy View Post

    Given her M.O., she's probably got a daughter who's 47 and a granddaughter who's 32 - who are just as equally prone to poor life decisions, A.K.A. "my kind of woman".
    Lmfao. I prefer to be the only one in my relationships making the poor life decisions!! If we both act like me we be homeless in no time, I need stable influence!! Lol

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