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    What is your schedule for Saturday??

    12pm: Eat

    12:30pm: Watch News

    1:00 pm Yardwork

    2:00 Cut Grass

    2:45-3:45 Mid day coffee

    4:00-5:00 prep dinner

    6:00-7:00: Go for walk/Ice Cream

    7:00-10:00: Bonfire/Gambling

    11:00 bed
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    I don't see any pusssy pounding there. Sorry, Dude. I hate to break it to you, but your girl is getting it somewhere else if you aren't plowing it. Especially on a Saturday Night!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    I don't see any pusssy pounding there. Sorry, Dude. I hate to break it to you, but your girl is getting it somewhere else if you aren't plowing it. Especially on a Saturday Night!
    Yup

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    I don't see any pusssy pounding there. Sorry, Dude. I hate to break it to you, but your girl is getting it somewhere else if you aren't plowing it. Especially on a Saturday Night!
    Please refer to 4-5pm

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    I don't see any pusssy pounding there. Sorry, Dude. I hate to break it to you, but your girl is getting it somewhere else if you aren't plowing it. Especially on a Saturday Night!
    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post

    Please refer to 4-5pm
    Sorry. You show her a good time all day Saturday and you "prep her for dinner" at 4 p.m., and then go to sleep at 11:00 pm.
    Do your girl a favor and give her my number. I will treat her right after you have gone to sleep.



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    I’m at the airport in Saigon and headed to Singapore for a couple of nights.

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    mainly AM yardwork

    sleeping rest of day

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    I don't see any pusssy pounding there. Sorry, Dude. I hate to break it to you, but your girl is getting it somewhere else if you aren't plowing it. Especially on a Saturday Night!
    If that clown ever had a girl she is most definitely getting it somewhere else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    Sorry. You show her a good time all day Saturday and you "prep her for dinner" at 4 p.m., and then go to sleep at 11:00 pm.
    Do your girl a favor and give her my number. I will treat her right after you have gone to sleep.

    Guarantee we talking bout one fat ugly broad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    Guarantee we talking bout one fat ugly broad.
    Yep. But I'm willing to take one for the team. Maybe she squirts. The fat ones love to squirt. I'll report back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    Yep. But I'm willing to take one for the team. Maybe she squirts. The fat ones love to squirt. I'll report back.
    Lol. Why would a squirter settle for this lying shitbag? Even a chunky one could do better!!! Squirters ain’t easy to find!!!

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    Looks like the schedule a 70 year old would have

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    7am - hiking
    9am - won the raffle for the Yeezys. gonna swoop those up & sell them ugly shits
    10am - hoop sesh Rio Vista
    12pm - break fast lunch. Chipotle? hell yeah most likely
    rest of day - party and bullshit. a day trip to Vegas might be in the cards. who knows. party and bullshit baby


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    Here we go for Sat!!

    8:32 CST: Wake Up. Wife usually has coffee going. If Not, make coffee
    8:35 CST: Rumble downstairs and awake the Commodore 64's. (We're up to 10 now)
    8:36 CST: Rumble back upstairs, get coffee. Fill the vape pen with delicious nicotine
    8:38 CST: Rumble back downstairs to kick off the days stat collection scripts
    9:00 CST: Start sorting through data.
    9:30 CST: 1st 5 MLs and totals are typically up by now, start placing winning wagers Across various books
    9:45 CST: Call the bookie with bad news, I'm betting 1st 5's again today. He groans and I tell him his wife will be at my house tonight if he doesn't pay up
    9:51 CST: Post picks to SBR. Make fun of 1st shift JJ for being retarded
    10:00 CST: Go have coffee and a donut with Dad
    11:00 CST: Check in on servers at work, make sure shit is straight
    12:00 CST: Vacuum, clean up the cat box, other general choirs
    13:00 CST: Start improving stat collection scripts, start streaming the early afternoon games that I have action on
    14:00 CST: Flip streaming games over to other games
    15:00 CST: Early Afternoon coffee

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    12pm: Eat

    12:30pm: Watch News

    1:00 pm Yardwork

    2:00 Cut Grass

    2:45-3:45 Mid day coffee

    4:00-5:00 prep dinner

    6:00-7:00: Go for walk/Ice Cream

    7:00-10:00: Bonfire/Gambling

    11:00 bed
    nice schedule bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    nice schedule bro
    For virgins

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    Sorry, Coffee with Dad came early today, shifted my schedule around. Here's the rest:

    15:15 CST: Finish up any other choirs that need to be done
    16:00 CST: Check out the mid afternoon games
    17:30 CST: Wife home and off work, try to score a BJ.
    18:30 CST: Make my wife dinner for the great BJ
    19:30 CST: Check night games, watch some netflix with wife
    21:00 CST: Call Bookie, tell him his wife has arrived

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    5:00am to 11:30pm


    NOTHING



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    SammyOdom!! Why are you up at 5:00am?!?

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    old people do that ... it is a mystery

    something to do with cheating death
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    old people do that ... it is a mystery

    something to do with cheating death

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    Neighbor cooks me breakfast
    then the awesome BJ
    THEN I KICK HER OUT T WATCH MY BASEBALL GAMES

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    Quote Originally Posted by INVEGA MAN View Post
    Neighbor cooks me breakfast
    then the awesome BJ
    THEN I KICK HER OUT T WATCH MY BASEBALL GAMES
    wtf????????????????????????????????????

    Why not bang her?

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    Noon: Wake up
    1:Smoke joint/Watch BIG3
    2:Order Pizza
    3:Get more beer
    4-?:TBD

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    painted porch stairs

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    painted porch stairs
    I demo part of a sidewalk and re-poured. Nice little payoff for 5 hours work!

    Now fixing to go to a party!! Every year friend of mine throws big party weekend after the 4th. Guess he has a fireworks plug and gets them insanely cheap after the 4th so we have a fukkload to shoot off!! Works out well cause his old lady birthday is also sometime the week after 4th!!! 2 birds 1 stone!! Time to get my getting plastered groove on!!

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