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    DonkLand Casino Trip/Poker Trny in Jeopardy.....

    suck it, Trebec!

    I'm supposed to be playin' poker Saturday at noon at L'Auberge in Lake Charles in some half ass $150 buyin MTT, but now I'm hearing that's the exact time the eye will be passing over the casinos.....

    can't get a straight answer out of my personal concierge or the casino on what the status of situation will be, or whether or not the casino will loser power during the storm, or whether they have adequate flood proof generators to keep the power on, cards a flyin, and slot machines blaring away.... I've told my wife "fuk it," I'm always up for a good hurricane party if nothing else, even if they lose power....

    anyone with any knowledge of what the fuk is the protocol casinos follow in a hurricane situation, feel free to chime in....

    also worried about I-10 flooding keeping me from making it back to H-town, or having to deal with rescues along the interstate on no sleep and hungover, while probably still under the influence.....

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    They are saying this is nothing to mess with.

    Better hunker down and be safe- it's the flooding and lack of access to stuff that kills ya.

    Good luck down there!

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    post some vids of pussy and nudes of your wife

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    post some vids of pussy and nudes of your wife
    ^^What he said^^

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    you should still go , the better players will not

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    should've video'd the last thirty minutes for your clown ass, JJ....... ain't even ten thirty a.m. here yet, and already:





    gonna be a good long weekend.....

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    Nice.

    Love me a good Donkland Summer Roadtrip. Good Luck Donk!!!


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    The Hurricane is going over Lafayette. The casinos will be fine because they are on the "clean side" of the storm, the West side

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    It would only be a Class 1 Hurricane anyway. The casinos are the ABSOLUTE safest place to be to be honest

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    Safe

    Lol hurricanes moat just rain storms

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    as i said in another storm-related thread, "fuk gaspar gomez, fuk the fukkin' diaz brothers, and fuk the fukkin' hurricane, I'm goin' to the fukkin' casino!!!!"


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    You might be able to pick up a new t.v. and some Heineken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by playersonly69 View Post
    It would only be a Class 1 Hurricane anyway. The casinos are the ABSOLUTE safest place to be to be honest
    wife is worried more about getting stuck in lake charles for a few extra days due to I-10 flooding between there and h town

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    Post some nudes of your wife you pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Post some nudes of your wife you pussy
    so what is it? get your fukkin second, third, and fourth shift stand-ins all on board, and a pass from those dyke enforcers who will infract me, and I'll fire some off.....

    but first, you gotta make up your fukkin' mind:

    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...rator-now.html

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    Policies changed

    If it’s somebody’s wife or girlfriend of a poster it’s OK

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    Donker, have you ever laid the pipe while in the eye of a hurricane??

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Donker, have you ever laid the pipe while in the eye of a hurricane??
    yes, did that during ike.... first, we banged as it started to hit, when the winds got up to around 100.... then, once the eye came over, we hit the poolside for another round..... slept through the rest of it..... flat out told the wife before round one, "I've always wanted to fuk in a hurricane".... she said, "let's do it!!!"

    check that shit off the bucket list....

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    I would love to see Donker’s Bucket List.

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    she just reminded me, "you also got blown outside during that hurricane".... which reminded me that I also tossed salad and munched carpet during a hurricane....

    fond memories....

    wish that f'n hurricane was headin' to h-town now....

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    Auto how big your pipe??

    I am 2.5, thin

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    Stay safe, Donk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    auto how big your pipe??

    I am 2.5, thin
    the shit is big!!!!

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