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    funnyb25
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    RIP Jared Lorenzen

    38.

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    Sucks. Was rooting for the guy

    https://twitter.com/JeremySchaap/status/1146510924355985409?s=20

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    This was the really fat QB??

    Damn diabetes strikes again

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Sucks. Was rooting for the guy

    https://twitter.com/JeremySchaap/status/1146510924355985409?s=20
    Hefty Lefty gave it a good run. Sad

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    I thought this was that fat bastard Jared perv from subway that died for a second.. Damn ...

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    RIP

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    The Hefty Lefty

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    One of the best nicknames ever: "The Battleship Lorenzen". RIP

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    Sucks man Jared was a beloved member of Big Blue Nation. Definitely gone way too soon. RIP

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    Great athlete, great family man. Obviously, the weight had taken it's toll on his body. You only get one life as the person that you are. Sad....sad for his kids.

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    A shame he had to die when there is another fat fuc.k in Ky named ttwarrior who is a far more deserving candidate to be worm food.
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    He certainly loved his grub.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    I thought this was that fat bastard Jared perv from subway that died for a second.. Damn ...
    We wish.

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    just watched espn segment sad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    A shame he had to die when there is another fat fuc.k in Ky named ttwarrior who is a far more deserving candidate to be worm food.
    Lol. Damn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    A shame he had to die when there is another fat fuc.k in Ky named ttwarrior who is a far more deserving candidate to be worm food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    Lol. Damn

    Should’ve backed the Angels pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    A shame he had to die when there is another fat fuc.k in Ky named ttwarrior who is a far more deserving candidate to be worm food.

    Gritters being Gritters.. Lol..

    He's been MIA for a while now. Must have been bank rolled or incarcerated or something? Glad to see his sarcastic black ass back in play and posting on SBR is some sick loving way.. ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Should’ve backed the Angels pal
    I never beat myself up over passing. Start doing that and I’ll be playing every game on the card! lol. I ended up playing ff under 6, wish they had waited 1 more innings to start the scoring, ending up pushing. Nice hit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Gritters being Gritters.. Lol..

    He's been MIA for a while now. Must have been bank rolled or incarcerated or something? Glad to see his sarcastic black ass back in play and posting on SBR is some sick loving way.. ..
    Just busy running businesses.

    Good to see you are the same racist pussy. Hope that cancer finds you before the scary Mexicans do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    Just busy running businesses.

    Good to see you are the same racist pussy. Hope that cancer finds you before the scary Mexicans do.
    lol...

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    570lbs, damn!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    Just busy running businesses.

    Good to see you are the same racist pussy. Hope that cancer finds you before the scary Mexicans do.
    Hey Gritty, tell me what’s my fukKing problem pal ?

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    RIP Pillsbury Throwboy


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    motherfukker couldnt stop eating....

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    He was my favorite guy to bet on at UK

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    Sad R.I.P.

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    All you can eat.. Never good idea for life longevity.

    You get what you deserve in life when you eat out of control. THE GRAVE early on in life is usually what you get. Heart Attack!!!

    I don't feel that sorry for fat people that die young.. Fat people know what they are doing. Reap what you sow or eat.. Gotta show some damn discipline.. Staple that stomach if you got money even.. Hell I might even binge on cocaine to lose the weight if I couldn't exercise as a fat man..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    RIP Pillsbury Throwboy

    Lmfao. That one the more awesome creative nicknames i have heard!! “Pillsbury throwboy”!! Lol. Fukkin awesome.

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    Time to place the Round Mound of Touchdown underground...

    Too soon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    A shame he had to die when there is another fat fuc.k in Ky named ttwarrior who is a far more deserving candidate to be worm food.
    gritters just posts what we all think anyway......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Time to place the Round Mound of Touchdown underground...

    Too soon?
    nothing is ever too soon Munny....but some of these righteous fukks will attack you for it

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    True fat man stories, I knew 2 obese men in my life time both where cool and friendly dudes, one dead already at age 35 heart attack and the other could be dead now also IDK he was in his late 20's. I lost touch with him.. SOLID REAL LIFE STORIES AND TRUE!!!




    1st story - Nicest fat dude, 450 lbs, black dude. HUGE GUY!!! I rented an apartment to his mom back in the day and been friends with the family for a while, he was always really fat. He'd be out bbq'ing chicken and alot of it almost daily. I'd kick with him at times outside and just talk to him. He had friends though. We became friends. Super nice guy.. I really liked him.. I said man lose that weight you're gonna die young, he said I can't I try and I know.. He tells me I can't get a job, i can't go to concerts, I can't fit on planes and travel, can't sit in normal seats ever so I just stay home.. Out in public people laugh at me too..

    I told him make a change, start walking and stop eating so much.. He said he would try. 2 weeks later he had a massive heart attack in his moms apartment bathroom.. Took like 8 people to drag his dead body out of the apartment bathroom. His mother was devastated.. I felt bad for her.. I didn't feel bad for him but I do miss him.

    2nd story - My Postman, he was obese growing up, I didn't meet him when he was 375 pounds and 5'10 white dude.. I did see him at maybe 250lbs delivering the mail, 1 year later he's 180 pounds probably and looking great. I talk to him and say "you lost the weight and are looking great man", congrats!!!.. He tells me thanks.. I said how did you do it? Did you change your diet and start working out? He said, nope, I walk ALL DAY delivering mail and that did it.. I tell him that's awesome.. He was all smiles

    One day he stops delivering the mail and I don't see him for a year.. I see him again a year later back to 375 pounds and I didn't recognize him.. I had to take a double take when he came up to me and said hello at the grocery store.. I said holy crap buddy what happen to you why don't you deliver the mail anymore? He said he got in a car accident and got injured and is on disability now.. I didn't mention the weight gain and just wished him luck..
    Last edited by JIBBBY; 07-03-19 at 06:57 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    RIP Pillsbury Throwboy

    sad. met the kid in high school at highlands and also when he played for the river monsters. Was a nice guy.

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