1. 06-13-19 12:25 PM #1
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    Big Papi Assassination Poll: WHY, PAPI, WHY???? You decide....

    maybe those closer to this story already know the answer, but those f'n idiots over at cnn still didn't know as of a half hour ago, so I gave the issue a run through my conspiracy-friendly mind, and came up with a few choices....

    plus, with an sbr poll, you have about ten seconds to type the choice options before it just doesn't f'n work.....


    so, here are the options on why someone would hire a team of ten to assassinate beloved Big Papi (cnn reported six of the ten are in custody, so I'm sure the correct answer isn't far off):

    1/a/first choice: papi laid the pipe to the wrong woman, her man wanted him dead

    2/b/second choice in poll: drug-related; buying/selling whatever--somehow drug related

    3/c/third choice in poll: gambling related, from a deranged JJ-type having lost a bet due to papi, to gambling debt related, either owed to or owed frrom, whatever....

    4/d/fourth choice: OTHER
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  2. 06-13-19 12:27 PM #2
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    hey sbr, have your f'n i.t. guy give you more than one fukkin' minute to complete a fukkin' poll......

    this can't be that hard of a nut for your crackerjack i.t. team to fix.


    thanks!!!
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  3. 06-13-19 12:33 PM #3
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    Didn't they say he was banging a drug lords wife?
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  4. 06-13-19 12:34 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by slambam View Post
    Didn't they say he was banging a drug lords wife?
    Tremendous!
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  5. 06-13-19 12:38 PM #5
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  6. 06-13-19 12:38 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by slambam View Post
    Didn't they say he was banging a drug lords wife?
    Never a smart choice.
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  7. 06-13-19 12:39 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Tremendous!
    Yes

    But no surprise if gambling fixes were involved
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  8. 06-13-19 12:40 PM #8
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    Is he okay now
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  9. 06-13-19 12:41 PM #9
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    2 mistresses going at it
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  10. 06-13-19 12:43 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by pimike View Post
    Yes

    But no surprise if gambling fixes were involved
    Just gotta be on the right side of the fix is all.
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  11. 06-13-19 12:44 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post
    Is he okay now
    No,

    2nd surgery
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  12. 06-13-19 01:10 PM #12
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    Is he that dumb to be playing around with other people’s wives
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    To do that in his homeland where there is a lack of safety is naive
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  14. 06-13-19 03:07 PM #14
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  15. 06-13-19 03:14 PM #15
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    Big Papi banging everybody.

    Love it.
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  16. 06-13-19 04:50 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Big Papi banging everybody.

    Love it.
    i still remember the night the astros won it all, and carlos correa is down on the field after the game, proposing to some blonde golddigger who'd obviously gotten her claws into the young shortstop, and Papi, who was doin' the post game with some others, had this look of total disbelief on his face, and says some shit to the effect of "NO, NO, NO, wtf is he doin???? He can now get more pussy than just about anybody, and he's proposing????? NO, NO!!!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!!"

    Papi is the fukkin' man!!!


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  17. 06-13-19 06:20 PM #17
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  18. 06-13-19 06:47 PM #18
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    Evidently the drug lord thing is true and the drug lord hired the police to assassinate Papi lol....
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  19. 06-13-19 09:49 PM #19
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    damn..... I only nailed kingpin pussy when they were locked up in the joint.....
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  20. 06-14-19 11:32 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    damn..... I only nailed kingpin pussy when they were locked up in the joint.....
    Careful, Donk.....

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