1. 06-10-19 03:27 PM #1
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    Final conclusion slots are not beatable

    I have tried every single method read a few books on pros and nothing works so it’s all BS when guys tell you they’re winning on slot machines, Even with comps you’re still going to lose even though you get some good perks.

    It Was the main reason I left Vegas I lost all my money trying to chase some edge that wasn’t there, Play perfect strategy also video poker and it’s not possible to come out ahead.


    There are people that swear they make money on slots every year and it’s easy pickings.

    All these guys have nothing to gain by saying it I think just storytellers that like the big stage and chased a dream all their lives and lost everything but will not admit it I cannot except that there are failing trying to make a living.

    If anything is beatable it’s only Baccarat but have to chart banker/player and wait for big discrepancies and then come in on the other side.
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  2. 06-10-19 03:30 PM #2
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    Lack of punctuation unbearable. But, I agree.
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  3. 06-10-19 03:31 PM #3
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    $0 house edge baccarat here in MN

    It IS beatable
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  4. 06-10-19 03:31 PM #4
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    Fistfuck claims to be a multi millionaire from playing slots
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  5. 06-10-19 03:34 PM #5
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    Fishhead and his Team would strenuously object to this 'conclusion'...
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  6. 06-10-19 03:36 PM #6
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    jjgold

    The go to slot-machine expert at SBR.
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  7. 06-10-19 03:47 PM #7
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    There are certain paytables in video poker that have a >100% return so they are in theory beatable. But that assumes perfect play over hundreds of thousands of hands which isn't achievable for a human.

    Comps and bonuses probably could tip the scales in your favour but I don't know much about those specifically with respect to Vegas.

    Still not sure how baccarat can be beatable without the dealer flashing cards or something involving edge sorting (Phil Ivey). Counting works but only theoretically as it would take hundreds of thousands of hands to realize any profits.
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  8. 06-10-19 03:48 PM #8
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    Fisscuk laughing at this post....ATTACK
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  9. 06-10-19 03:51 PM #9
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    Fishhead??

    I don’t really know the man, other than he’s a professional sports gambler from Des Moines Iowa
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  10. 06-10-19 03:52 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    Fishhead??

    I don’t really know the man...
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  11. 06-10-19 03:52 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by dark star View Post
    Fisscuk laughing at this post....ATTACK
    Darky, I found an avatar for you.


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  12. 06-10-19 03:57 PM #12
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  13. 06-10-19 04:05 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I have tried every single method read a few books on pros and nothing works so it’s all BS when guys tell you they’re winning on slot machines, Even with comps you’re still going to lose even though you get some good perks.

    It Was the main reason I left Vegas I lost all my money trying to chase some edge that wasn’t there, Play perfect strategy also video poker and it’s not possible to come out ahead.


    There are people that swear they make money on slots every year and it’s easy pickings.

    All these guys have nothing to gain by saying it I think just storytellers that like the big stage and chased a dream all their lives and lost everything but will not admit it I cannot except that there are failing trying to make a living.

    If anything is beatable it’s only Baccarat but have to chart banker/player and wait for big discrepancies and then come in on the other side.
    The method of using cold coins to beat the machines went out with the coinless voucher system.

    Good luck on those "penny" machines with 50 different paylines and 20 pages of payout instructions on the screen.

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  14. 06-10-19 04:08 PM #14
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    JJ... in 2011 you said you have known -FH- for 11 years


    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...l#post11625003


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  15. 06-10-19 04:19 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Darky, I found an avatar for you.


    Maybe he's looking for something more like this...

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  16. 06-10-19 04:21 PM #16
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    KVB,

    I actually saw that one as well. Did not want to confuse the kid so I went with the one that spelled it out for him.
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  17. 06-10-19 04:22 PM #17
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    Love the dead. They've been getting me through the MLB slumping market.



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  18. 06-10-19 04:25 PM #18
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  19. 06-10-19 04:31 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    $0 house edge baccarat here in MN

    It IS beatable
    dont be fooled it is not beatable. Its called zero commision to entice ppl.

    the payouts are different on banker half your eager at a certain score which gives the house the edge
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  20. 06-10-19 04:33 PM #20
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    Yes slots stopped being beatable once they figured out a way to stop people from using the old coin on a string trick.
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  21. 06-10-19 04:40 PM #21
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    I tried the stalking method also basically watching machines that old people play all day without jackpots and waited fro them to leave thinking they were due for a big pay day.

    NOPE
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  22. 06-10-19 04:56 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I tried the stalking method also basically watching machines that old people play all day without jackpots and waited fro them to leave thinking they were due for a big pay day.

    NOPE
    How does this not work? Fools feeding the machines all day long.

    Stalk better JJ.

    Be best.
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  23. 06-10-19 04:58 PM #23
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    JJ, didn’t you post something a few months ago about grinding out $20 a day in slots and it’s easy???
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  24. 06-10-19 05:00 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fire in da hole View Post
    JJ, didn’t you post something a few months ago about grinding out $20 a day in slots and it’s easy???

    baccarat
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  25. 06-10-19 05:11 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Maybe he's looking for something more like this...

    Now we talking...but still very confused

    Thanks Kid
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  26. 06-10-19 05:13 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
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    I think I can pull this off, then will be able to cover food for the day which is BIG

    Slots only, I am using the Fishhead strategy of "stalking" which he watches people playing losing lots of money and then they leave broke and he attacks the machine.

    Day 1 yesterday won the $20 but had to wait 90 minutes for a lady to leave the machine, you need good eyes and patience , bring a magazine or pretend your using phone for business. A security guy was eyeing me I guess for lurking but I was talking loud on the phone so he could her me of course nobody on the other end going over blue prints for a house .

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  27. 06-10-19 05:13 PM #27
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    JJ cannot keep his shit together
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  28. 06-10-19 05:14 PM #28
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  29. 06-10-19 05:29 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Fishhead??

    I don’t really know the man, other than he’s a professional sports gambler from Des Moines Iowa
    You have chugged Fisshead's rooster juice for years. Storytelling down please you follically challenged butthole.
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  30. 06-10-19 05:40 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by BGS 9.5 View Post
    You have chugged Fisshead's rooster juice for years. Storytelling down please you follically challenged butthole.
    JJ got schooled
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  31. 06-10-19 05:42 PM #31
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    It does not work, you guys dumb

    I tried it all
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  32. 06-10-19 06:25 PM #32
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    JJ's veracity is at an ALL TIME Low
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  33. 06-10-19 06:26 PM #33
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