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    jjgold
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    This Is Puzzling Me??? How Do High Powered Attorneys Have Time to Post 16 Hrs a Day

    Automan???? Guy can barely speak fukkin English and claims he is a fukkin attorney and posting porn 15 hrs a day here, strong contributor but a fukkin loser

    Morino?? Lawyer in Phila betting and posting day and fukkin night here, great poster do not get me wrong

    Mackballs???? Local Attorney

    Big Bear Real Estate Attorney

    I thought attorneys boggled down all day with paper work, meetings and court???


    I know I am missing a few others

    Today job related posting is my theme

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Automan???? Guy can barely speak fukkin English and claims he is a fukkin attorney and posting porn 15 hrs a day here, strong contributor but a fukkin loser

    Morino?? Lawyer in Phila betting and posting day and fukkin night here, great poster do not get me wrong

    Mackballs???? Local Attorney

    Big Bear Real Estate Attorney

    I thought attorneys boggled down all day with paper work, meetings and court???


    I know I am missing a few others

    Today job related posting is my theme
    Fuk off

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    Joey Vigs
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    Morino a lawyer ROTFLMMFAO

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    It’s called delegation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joey Vigs View Post
    Morino a lawyer ROTFLMMFAO
    Fuk off

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    I didn't realize there were so many good trial lawyers here posting at SBR.

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    jjgold
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    Morino claims he is an attorney

    I say IMPOSSIBLE

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Morino claims he is an attorney

    I say IMPOSSIBLE
    Fuk off

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    jjgold
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    FUK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I found our your not an attorney but a pro gambler, pal you lost your license because of gambling

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    I just play one on t.v.....


    actually, JJ, all you have to do to "be a lawyer" is throw around a few complex legal phrases (that I learned from actual attorneys) like "res ipsa loquitur", "nunc pro tunc", amicus curiae", and, of course, "FUK OFF, and no one will ever doubt your claim to have a law degree and license......



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    Quote Originally Posted by thomorino View Post
    Fuk off
    Self rape

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    FUK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I found our your not an attorney but a pro gambler, pal you lost your license because of gambling
    Fuk off

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Self rape
    Fuk off

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    Not that I care what he thinks, I did not lose my license

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    JJ laying the LAW DOWN

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    hold on, let me finish off this marathon deposition down here at Kirkland and Ellis, and then i'll fill you in on how we SBR Lawyers are able to multi task.


    we are deposing the girlfriend of a soon to be ex alderman that was arrested yesterday

    that's really all I can say...




    she says he has a tiny dik

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    I just got a parking ticket in philly and I hired thermie to take care of it.....probably have to pay double now....fuk
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    Big bear claims to be a lawyer? That sounds more bogus than most his bogus post. Only thing about him that says lawyer is he kinda a douche much like most lawyers. Guess him and thermaflu have that in common, the douchebag part not being lawyers!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    I just got a parking ticket in philly and I hired thermie to take care of it.....probably have to pay double now....fuk
    Be lucky if you don’t end up serving 30 days!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    hold on, let me finish off this marathon deposition down here at Kirkland and Ellis, and then i'll fill you in on how we SBR Lawyers are able to multi task.


    we are deposing the girlfriend of a soon to be ex alderman that was arrested yesterday

    that's really all I can say...




    she says he has a tiny dik
    HE needs to settle immediately.....


    if we lawyers know one thing, it's that if such information goes public, and is released into, or otherwise somehow enters, any public forum, the guy sportin' the schshort will be forever ruined and totally incapable of ever getting laid again.....

    Lawyer's Exhibit A:



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    Damn, this photo has really tarnished JJ's reputation over the years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlickFazzer View Post
    Damn, this photo has really tarnished JJ's reputation over the years.
    depends on which of his reputations were talkin' about, actually....

    as far as his reputation for having the shortest fukkin' schshort in the history of mankind, I'd submit, from a legal point of view, that it has actually ENHANCED said reputation.....

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    Public defenders maybe. PDs dont give 2 shits about the clients forced onto them

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    Morino do you practice law actively???

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Morino do you practice law actively???
    Research shows he is a Walmart greeter

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    They don't

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Research shows he is a Walmart greeter
    “special needs” Corresponder

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    I just got a parking ticket in philly and I hired thermie to take care of it.....probably have to pay double now....fuk
    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    Big bear claims to be a lawyer? That sounds more bogus than most his bogus post. Only thing about him that says lawyer is he kinda a douche much like most lawyers. Guess him and thermaflu have that in common, the douchebag part not being lawyers!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post

    Be lucky if you don’t end up serving 30 days!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Research shows he is a Walmart greeter
    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post

    “special needs” Corresponder
    Fuk off

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    Morino....nobody respects you here you pathetic window licker

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    Morino probably brags he’s a lawyer

    When really

    He’s a paralegal

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    Fantasy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Morino....nobody respects you here you pathetic window licker
    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    Morino probably brags he’s a lawyer

    When really

    He’s a paralegal
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Fantasy
    Fuk off

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    Quote Originally Posted by thomorino View Post
    Fuk off
    Fuk off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    I just got a parking ticket in philly and I hired thermie to take care of it.....probably have to pay double now....fuk
    You parked your plane where?

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    I represented myself at divorce and subsequent child support case. I only lost about 250k. Not bad for not having a degree or license. Still paying 25 years later.

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