1. 03-15-19 10:44 AM #1
    KickShootThrow
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    When You've Got $25,000; (and not sure what to do) - Blindly Throw Darts Across Board

    When you forget about that $25,000 just lying there in that old sportsbook account, what better way than throw darts randomly across the board. Decided to do this just because today's a goddamn Saturday and I like Saturdays.

    No other reason - just feel like screwing around.

    Obviously I'm not gonna just let the cash sit there in my offshore sportsbook account doing nothing.

    Tried to bet it all on there being a Mega Millions Jackpot Winner somewhere in America today at +2000 but my book has the max bet of that at $250... boring. Then I tried betting it all laying the favorite at -175 on some eSports Counter-Strike GO team named "Vitality" because i thought the team name sounded cool. but looks like theres a max wager for only a couple hundred dollars on that too...

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    Decided to blindly throw it on OVERS across the NBA board for today. Because I like seeing high paced games with lots of points scored, so why the hell would I bet an under???

    No capping,
    No research done,
    Didn't even check the injuries list
    Call me a fish but I just don't care today...

    Let's see how this turns out.





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  2. 03-15-19 10:45 AM #2
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  3. 03-15-19 10:45 AM #3
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    Strategy is as good as any. Good luck.
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  4. 03-15-19 10:46 AM #4
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    Numbers Gal
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  5. 03-15-19 10:49 AM #5
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    You do not even have $25 to your name.
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  6. 03-15-19 10:49 AM #6
    Matt17
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    Withdraw and invest it in Silver.
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  7. 03-15-19 10:49 AM #7
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    Also, today is not Saturday.
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  8. 03-15-19 10:52 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by juicername View Post
    Also, today is not Saturday.
    It's Saturday somewhere
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  9. 03-15-19 10:52 AM #9
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  10. 03-15-19 10:54 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by juicername View Post

    Also, today is not Saturday.
    Saturday in Beijing, China in 5 mins - she looks Chinese
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  11. 03-15-19 11:02 AM #11
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    Odds OP profits

    Yes +400
    No -600
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  12. 03-15-19 11:45 AM #12
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    Stop
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  13. 03-15-19 11:47 AM #13
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    Kickles I love you and want to marry you

    Good luck!!
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  14. 03-15-19 11:49 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Saturday in Beijing, China in 5 mins - she looks Chinese
    It is a guy.
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  15. 03-15-19 11:51 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxx View Post
    It's Saturday somewhere
    I'm somewhere in Asia, it's Saturday here.

    Lost track of my exact location sometime during the past 24 hours. I think I'm in Laos or within the proximity.

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  16. 03-15-19 11:51 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by juicername View Post

    It is a guy.




    JJ swears it is a she

    JJ met her in person then went to Hotel room
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  17. 03-15-19 11:52 AM #17
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    Good way to lose your bank roll betting that way.. GL though...
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  18. 03-15-19 11:57 AM #18
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    Why not buy a quality boob job with it and have a solid rack

    With the money leftover maybe bleach the ring
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  19. 03-15-19 11:58 AM #19
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    You guys realize this is all to feed his delusion of grandeur and ego. Immature and just flat out dumb.
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  20. 03-15-19 01:02 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post





    JJ swears it is a she

    JJ met her in person then went to Hotel room
    Sammy I met her but we never went to bedroom
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  21. 03-15-19 01:11 PM #21
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    Jj met a woman, sure. That doesn't mean it's a woman posting on this account here at SBR. Have everyone forgotten Shari's burial of this KST guy already?
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  22. 03-15-19 01:36 PM #22
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    Seaweed V2.0
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  23. 03-15-19 01:42 PM #23
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    This guy is out of control.
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  24. 03-15-19 01:56 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Sammy I met her but we never went to bedroom
    Shocker
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  25. 03-15-19 02:16 PM #25
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    Shari buried nobody

    We disapproved her
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  26. 03-15-19 02:18 PM #26
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    Guy claims he won 200k off 5dimes

    Guy max bets to win $2500 at 5dimes every over

    4 mins later he rebets for another $150, NOT A SINGLE LINE HAS CHANGED

    Even if he’s up, they give him no respect lol means they expect him to slowly give it all back and more
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  27. 03-15-19 02:22 PM #27
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    This ladyboy makes all Asians wish they were another race
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  28. 03-15-19 02:58 PM #28
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    Is this a move to seduce FunnyB?
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  29. 03-15-19 03:04 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Is this a move to seduce FunnyB?
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    Quote Originally Posted by shadymcgrady View Post
    This ladyboy makes all Asians wish they were another race
    You guys are ruthless!!!


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  31. 03-15-19 03:52 PM #31
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    She has big pockets
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  32. 03-15-19 03:56 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Sammy I met her but we never went to bedroom
    Why not?
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  33. 03-15-19 04:46 PM #33
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    She shrugged me off

    Secondly a week later I got mono but was starting to feel it when meeting her
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  34. 03-15-19 06:45 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    She has big pockets
    Is that code for something?
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  35. 03-15-19 07:14 PM #35
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    Kickes lets get on whatspp
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