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    jjgold
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    Debut Of My New $1700 Rug: Video

    Mr Big Time


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    Ha Ha, another classic video!

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    JJ , no one will ever know you have rug on

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    it doesnt cover enough of the front of your head mr gold

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    Sammy thanks that means a lot to me

    Pokerman common I want to show more forehead to make it look more natural for my age

    Its an art what I do with it

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    you want a comment.. pull it down over that fivehead of yours fukk!!

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    Very nice...better than the last rug.

    You should buy a fro. That would be a sweet combo with the disco music.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Very nice...better than the last rug.

    You should buy a fro. That would be a sweet combo with the disco music.


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    Where'd you get that?

    I have to have one

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    dont take this the wrong way pal, but it looks like the same piece of shit hairpiece that you always wear, only it looks like you had some work done to it. its still too small for your head in front too. i think you just had it styled or colored a little or something. not impressed at all. carol must not have been with you when you went shopping

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    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    dont take this the wrong way pal, but it looks like the same piece of shit hairpiece that you always wear, only it looks like you had some work done to it. its still too small for your head in front too. i think you just had it styled or colored a little or something. not impressed at all. carol must not have been with you when you went shopping
    He has moved on to Yelsie. But he may have kicked her out after that caramel apple incident. Girl couldn't say no, even after 5 caramel apples in a row.

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    Waste of money when you can't get laid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Waste of money when you can't get laid.

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    Coach you need to grow some side burns. Looks like the front half of your dome got scalped.

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    JJ.....I'm disappointed. I made a video and you have yet to view it. Video's are your life JJ and I want mine critiqued,

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    Ha..thats an 18 year old kid`s hair on a 60 year old guy

    JJ..think hairline JJ..Hairline!!

    Get a transplant dude..no bs..do it!

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    send me the bills jj and i'll send you all the tufts of hair you want....

    but seriously you should lean out with some HOT-ROX and kick some nuts cold in East
    Rutherford and Manalapan .....till people fear your namesake...

    fearless i tells ya ......you can pummel 'em all....



    and yeah ....you shud get this avatar......and peeps shud leak in their dockers....
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    You look like a horses ass
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    Big improvement JJ!

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    jj, it does look good, but I agree with poker_dummy - needs more up front. Take it back and tell them to add more opossum fur to the front. Otherwise, money well spent.

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    you paid 1600 dollars for herpes????? No wonder why you keep wearing that shirt

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    ok jj, here it is.. since i am an expert at rugs, i will tell you what you need to do..

    first of all, the color is fantastic for your skin tone.. it might be just a tad, and i mean a tad too dark.. but still great. better than before where it was turning blond..it was fading a bit.. looked a bit artificial. this one is good..

    now what you need as someone here mentioned is sideburns. this is KEY. you don't have much going on now around the ears and over it, so sideburns will be great and will give you some style and personality. it's also a tad too high. lower it a bit, lighten it one shade, grow sideburns and you are ok to go.

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    Nicky Santoro..

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    dying over here. I bet sports bettors own the most hair pieces because they go bald from stress

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicky Santoro View Post
    ok jj, here it is.. since i am an expert at rugs, i will tell you what you need to do..

    first of all, the color is fantastic for your skin tone.. it might be just a tad, and i mean a tad too dark.. but still great. better than before where it was turning blond..it was fading a bit.. looked a bit artificial. this one is good..

    now what you need as someone here mentioned is sideburns. this is KEY. you don't have much going on now around the ears and over it, so sideburns will be great and will give you some style and personality. it's also a tad too high. lower it a bit, lighten it one shade, grow sideburns and you are ok to go.

    Yours Truly,

    The Rug Expert

    Nicky Santoro..

    Needs to have some side burns that blend into the rug. Nicky stop stealing my thunder guy.

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    pussy lining up out your door now , fo sho

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    Quote Originally Posted by cobalt king View Post
    dying over here. I bet sports bettors own the most hair pieces because they go bald from stress

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    It's looks fantastic Mr. Cole, money well spent! I would never know that you are bald!

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    JJ cant afford a transplant from so many gambling losses

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    LOL

    Great advice men, how do you grow side burns?? Am I shaving to high up??

    I shave my rooster so love shaving hair everywhere

    I like the clean look

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravy Pacer View Post
    Needs to have some side burns that blend into the rug. Nicky stop stealing my thunder guy.
    raver, read what i said again..

    i said

    [now what you need as someone here mentioned is sideburns.]



    but that was so obvious. there is nothing around the ears except skin and the hair is high.. sideburns would make a whole world of difference. it will make it not only look better, but make it look more natural, like he's not wearing a rug..

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