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    Otters27
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    JJ how was your date

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    Did you get to meet Chuck E. Cheese....?

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    We went to Chili’s

    Nothing happened this was an old flame that I thought wanted to fuk me and all she wanted was a free meal

    I got used again and she teased me and said she was late on a car payment and asked me with an open chest and I gave her 150

    Her were so big they were hanging to her belly button, She could’ve been a nine.


    I asked her if she wanted to come back to my pad and she refused saying she was busy, Then noticed some guy picked her up outside and she didn’t even have a car.

    I would of came in 11 seconds with this girl, rooster was really hard.

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    I wonder if when JJ is 75 he'll still be telling stories on the Internet.

    Well, I guess Donk does, so JJ probably will too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    We went to Chili’s

    Nothing happened this was an old flame that I thought wanted to fuk me and all she wanted was a free meal

    I got used again and she teased me and said she was late on a car payment and asked me with an open chest and I gave her 150

    Her were so big they were hanging to her belly button, She could’ve been a nine.


    I asked her if she wanted to come back to my pad and she refused saying she was busy, Then noticed some guy picked her up outside and she didn’t even have a car.

    I would of came in 11 seconds with this girl, rooster was really hard.
    LMFAO
    Those Tig ole bitties would've knocked you fukkin out cold on the first swinging of them

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    pavyracer
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    We went to Chili’s

    Nothing happened this was an old flame that I thought wanted to fuk me and all she wanted was a free meal

    I got used again and she teased me and said she was late on a car payment and asked me with an open chest and I gave her 150

    Her were so big they were hanging to her belly button, She could’ve been a nine.


    I asked her if she wanted to come back to my pad and she refused saying she was busy, Then noticed some guy picked her up outside and she didn’t even have a car.

    I would of came in 11 seconds with this girl, rooster was really hard.
    Maybe she knew you got evicted from your pad and she didn't want to drag her huge into your $300 a month basement.

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    jjgold
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    Paver You’re probably right

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    at least u got hard JJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by lonegambler23 View Post
    at least u got hard JJ

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    When in doubt.... Pull it out!

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    Late car payment of $150 bones...Holy shit
    Probably a 1988 Toyota Celica 4 "banger" putting every bit of power under that hood to tote her around town with the License Plate reading "Fun Bags"
    Nicely done JJ

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