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    Name One thing you haven’t experienced that you never want to

    We’ll assume nobody wants gay sex

    mine is an earthquake

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    Trump elected for a second term. I've already experienced half of a first and I'm literally at the point where I want to move to Canada. Thankfully it looks like Democrats going to introduce impeachment bill and finally restore America to the once great nation it was under Obama and the Democrats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    We’ll assume nobody wants gay sex
    Poor assumption. 5% of the population and 100% of jjgold wants it

    I've never been hit or kicked in the balls, so I'm gonna try to keep that streak going

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    We’ll assume nobody wants gay sex

    mine is an earthquake
    I have experienced several. Luckily nothing devastating but while it's happening, you never know how bad it will be. I have seen people in tears after it stopped.

    I am of course referring to the earthquakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Name One thing you haven’t experienced that you never want to
    Sex with a big bootied negress.


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    Quote Originally Posted by blankoblanco View Post
    Poor assumption. 5% of the population and 100% of jjgold wants it

    I've never been hit or kicked in the balls, so I'm gonna try to keep that streak going

    Seriously? Are you a girl?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeathAdder View Post
    Trump elected for a second term. I've already experienced half of a first and I'm literally at the point where I want to move to Canada. Thankfully it looks like Democrats going to introduce impeachment bill and finally restore America to the once great nation it was under Obama and the Democrats!
    Bill Clinton was impeached. He finished his presidency. Obama was terrible.

    The Dems can impeach Trump all they want, he has 6 more years making America great again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    Bill Clinton was impeached. He finished his presidency. Obama was terrible.

    The Dems can impeach Trump all they want, he has 6 more years making America great again.
    JFC, politics in these threads ruin everything, fukkn idiots can't help themselves.

    I know you didn't start the nonsense but for fux sake please stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeathAdder View Post
    Trump elected for a second term. I've already experienced half of a first and I'm literally at the point where I want to move to Canada. Thankfully it looks like Democrats going to introduce impeachment bill and finally restore America to the once great nation it was under Obama and the Democrats!
    did Trump fuk your mother and sister.??..then pimp them out to the rest of the Republicans?
    Newsflash: All politicians are fukking idiots no matter the party

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    Quote Originally Posted by icon View Post
    JFC, politics in these threads ruin everything, fukkn idiots can't help themselves.

    I know you didn't start the nonsense but for fux sake please stop.
    go fukk yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeathAdder View Post
    Trump elected for a second term. I've already experienced half of a first and I'm literally at the point where I want to move to Canada. Thankfully it looks like Democrats going to introduce impeachment bill and finally restore America to the once great nation it was under Obama and the Democrats!
    Really? Life is pretty good here. But I’m a tall white guy with a little money. When is it not good?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    go fukk yourself.
    Morino is that you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by icon View Post
    Sex with a big bootied negress.

    He said things you never want to experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtymer56 View Post
    He said things you never want to experience.
    Yeah, no. I can't get off unless the broad has nice feet. Black broads do not have nice feet, IMO.
    (A black chicks feet are black on top and white on the bottom, how did that happen?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeathAdder View Post
    Trump elected for a second term. I've already experienced half of a first and I'm literally at the point where I want to move to Canada. Thankfully it looks like Democrats going to introduce impeachment bill and finally restore America to the once great nation it was under Obama and the Democrats!
    Bahahahaha
    You cant impeach a president just because you don't like him
    Takes 2/3rds vote in Senate good luck with that
    Fukkin Democrats bunch of wet pussies

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadymcgrady View Post
    Prison love

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    Quote Originally Posted by shocka1212 View Post
    death
    This is the ultimate answer.^^^

    Quote Originally Posted by shadymcgrady View Post
    Prison love
    This isn't far "behind".


    ~~~~
    1-Air bags going off in my face...Can't be for a good reason.
    2-Hearing people around me screaming "tsunami".
    3a-Falling from a very high building.
    3b-Skydiving...Never seemed like a good idea. (Had a good friend whose chute didn't open.)
    4-Getting a tattoo. Can't imagine sinking that low. (Hugh oxymoron: Tattoo artists.)
    5-Sitting thru a time-share presentation. My brother said it is excruciating.
    6-Waking up to another President Clinton
    7-Faintly hearing a surgeon say, "It doesn't look good".
    8-Having my wife call me JJ



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    Couldn't separate those four

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    Quote Originally Posted by 19th Hole View Post
    This is the ultimate answer.^^^

    This isn't far "behind".


    ~~~~
    1-Air bags going off in my face...Can't be for a good reason.
    2-Hearing people around me screaming "tsunami".
    3a-Falling from a very high building.
    3b-Skydiving...Never seemed like a good idea. (Had a good friend whose chute didn't open.)
    4-Getting a tattoo. Can't imagine sinking that low. (Hugh oxymoron: Tattoo artists.)
    5-Sitting thru a time-share presentation. My brother said it is excruciating.
    6-Waking up to another President Clinton
    7-Faintly hearing a surgeon say, "It doesn't look good".
    8-Having my wife call me JJ



    .
    funny shit that was awesome, actually made me laugh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    did Trump fuk your mother and sister.??..then pimp them out to the rest of the Republicans?
    Newsflash: All politicians are fukking idiots no matter the party
    Bingo

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    Having a stroke or something similar, and becoming a vegetable. Fck that.

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    A colonoscopy.........that would be first.

    Climate change (carbon tax) taxation.........I'd start working under the table.

    It's a tie.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeathAdder View Post
    Trump elected for a second term. I've already experienced half of a first and I'm literally at the point where I want to move to Canada. Thankfully it looks like Democrats going to introduce impeachment bill and finally restore America to the once great nation it was under Obama and the Democrats!
    By the way, it continues to amaze me how friggin stupid these brainwashed "youngsters" are.......they don't have a clue about how the government works. Anger and hate is all they know.......

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    heyoooooooooooooooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeathAdder View Post
    Trump elected for a second term. I've already experienced half of a first and I'm literally at the point where I want to move to Canada. Thankfully it looks like Democrats going to introduce impeachment bill and finally restore America to the once great nation it was under Obama and the Democrats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Living in Florida

    heyoooooooooooooooo
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